I once worked at a place where we had frequent visitors from Asia.
Was it those bloody Cypriots again? 🙄
my old offices had bogs that ensured that regardless of angle of trajectory skiddies were left... Whoever designed those bowls needs their face shoved in one
I've had several verbal warnings for leaving the pan less than perfect.
I do work from home though.
Word is on the cleaning-street, is that the ladies leave bogs in a far worse state that the men. I've heard this a few times, so it must be a fact.
that ensured that regardless of angle of trajectory skiddies were left.
Like Zee Germans with their Jobby Lobby?
We got told by a bloke off the shop floor a few years ago (i.e. 30) that when he started work they only had an angled gutter with a constant running water to crap in and small walls between the cubicles only.
One trick was to set fire to a rolled up piece of news paper, if you happen to be in trap 1, i.e. the top of the gutter and listen as it moved it's way down the gutter burning everybody's arse on the way past. 😀
use the diabled toilet as no one uses them no one will know your dirty secret
Mrs Beaker tells me that things were similar in the ladies traps at her previous place of work. Someone was happy to leave a Richard in the bowl ready for the next user to find....
Placed I worked at had a Phantom Shitter who'd leave curly presents next to the toilet on the floor.
We had a phantom also, would shit on the floor and I assume flush the paper?
Print out these, laminate and fix on cubical door.
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We had to put them in our German office for the notice of the Japanese staff, who lack the technical knowledge of how to operate this equipment without the correct documentation
At a place I worked at years ago, somebody left a brown trout of such staggering proportions that people from several different departments formed an orderly queue to admire it. If camera phones had been invented back then it would have been an internet sensation.
At the same place, somebody got their revenge on a much-hated manager by crapping in his lab-coat pocket.
Kept the bogs clean I suppose.
