Currently going with:
'An idle mind is the Devil's workshop'
The Flying Ox: My Part In His Downfall
How to win friends and influence people - a masters perspective.
No ones going to read this shit.
Oops I did it again!
It seemed like a good idea at the time
Procrastination ...its unfinished obviously
Timing...
"How to fail at nearly everything"
It won't be any good...obviously
An unfortunate sequence of events
Modesty, and how I Achieved It.
"It's not about the boobies"
Rachel
blanked out switch...
Volume 1: The pre-apocalypse years.
A Life More Ordinary
Epic Bell-endery Vol 1
Simple Pleasures
I'll do it tomorrow.
Loud and Lanky (The Gobshite Diaries)
unfortunately I've already used it for a thread title on here:
http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/an-idiot-writes-broken-frame-where-seat-post-fits-in
(I'll probably stick with "an idiot writes" and leave out the bit about the seat post depending, obviously, on whether anything else interesting happens to me.)
How come I'm only an extra in my own life story?
My second, more retrospective book will be titled "Hold my pint and watch this".
Damn you, I was about to go with "hey lads, watch this!"
The Diary of a fat ****!
"Beer made my life choices"
My Autobiography-wography
Already published my first one in the SingleTrackWorld magazine - "The hard way to become a Poet"
ouch!
Leaving the Sty behind
It'll be reet and ahl dey it the morrah. Life and times of a lazy optimist.
Could Try Harder....
Which seemed to be written on every school report I ever got.
It was all going so well
'Meh' or 'Sorry'
Sorry, who?
Chronicle of a Doomed Man, or perhaps Wake Me Up When Its Over.
Nothing to Say.
The view from up here
How the hell did all that happen?
You are what you drink - my long journey from mild to bitter.
my struggle
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
or
I'll play This Hand, Thanks.
Struggling with 26 inches.
Tomorrow's another day*
*and other statements of the bleeding obvious
How much?
"The Burryman is a Hibee" was always the working title but now it would be far more bike-centric.
My wife actually caught me using 'we' whilst describing saturdays ride.
'who were you with?'
'oh, just me and the bike'
'you know your bike isn't a person?'
The ramblings of a madman.
Don't do this.
Ramblings of a cantankerous old girl.
The long road to Ripped.
"They made me do it".
Or
"Mitigating circumstances".
Anyone who has worked in the office I work in would understand...........
More Gin less Tonic - and other reasons for my downfall
"It started out so nice...."
Forgetting stuff and involuntary farting - A middle aged memoir.
"If he made an effort"
From a school report at junior school which said "...could be a high achiever if he made an effort"
The Only Mistake
You can touch it, it doesn't bite.
[b]Forever Curious[/b] : [i]A Lifetime Of Taking Things to Bits[/i]
From a school report
Mine would have to be 'A small fish in a tiny pond' from a report or 'He gets right up my nose' from a parents evening.
On the school report theme "Must try harder" would be a good one.
British Revolution
wrong place wrong time
Doing things a little differently
meh
Delusions of Adequacy - how one man set low standards and failed to achieve them.
Swimming against the tide
My best school report:
"has no moral conscience but argues his point of view cogently"
Not the catchiest of titles ..... 🙄
(Third year RE, if you were wondering)
Waiting for the rain to pass
I'm better than all of you
Or seriously deluded
It [i]is[/i] all about the boobies.
Right, most of you lot are typically self deprecating. Let's see some American style big up.
'An idle mind is potentially God's workshop' doesn't do it, so I'll go with:
'I know nothing' read it as new age faux humility. There will certainly be a chapter titled; 'Singletrack World - The lost years'
Life at the top of the ladder
I`m a window cleaner
The path less trodden.
For a good reason, probably.
****-sake.
"Moist, a tale of blood, sweat and inaproriate language" or "Thrush, tales of an irritating c**t"
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Arse!
Oh well.
I always thought that if Peter Tatchell wrote a biog it should be called 'An Inconvenient Poof'