[Closed] Women of STW.... "girl next door" types, classy photography (NSFW)

What's it for?

WARNING: totty-trawl...

and if any girls are interested in not-so-classy photography, my email is in my profile 😉

MrsFlash; A photoshoot, a project for a friend.

SFB: How could you think such a thing!! No, not me!!

JT

Ladies - I'm not even worried about the bike bit. Just email me your photos. Addy in profile.

Yes I realise it's a photoshoot, I am not that thick 🙂

I just thought you may get some more interest if you said what the project actually was. Ie, clothes catalogue, dodgy cycling fetish website etc.

Ladies - I'm not even worried about the bike bit

clothing optional too ?

[i]clothing optional too ? [/i]

Well it worked for Richpips.

dodgy cycling fetish website

What ? Like here ?

richpips tried to get me interested in a classy calender last year but has he been in touch about it? I feel dirty.

richpips tried to get me interested in a classy calender last year but has he been in touch about it?

yeah, I offered too, but he was subsequently silent about it. The male involvement was just a smokescreen for the smut.

I'm trying to collect body part impressions - you know, like they do in Hollywood except they just like feet and hands.

mudshark, i've got a load i can send you - you won't believe it's not really them!

MrsFlash; Apologies, I hope I didn't offend with my reply.

The idea was for a Calendar, I don't want to give too much away, but the idea is for classy, photo's where the bike is as much a part as the person, we don't want to use professional model's for a handful of reasons, but namely we're after the girl next door look.

If you are interested, please drop me an email and I'll come back to you on a more professional basis - I do not want to encourage any more infantile responses to a genuine and professional question.

Jonathan

[i]but the idea is for classy, photo's where the bike is as much a part as the person[/i]

Bit like this?
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"[i]I do not want to encourage any more infantile responses to a genuine and professional question.[/i]"

You are posting in the wrong place then you sicko.

Not too dissimilar to the cyclepassion calendar, same them - girl+bike, but, better, with more style!!

'p*rn shoes' - really? quite the opposite of the sort of image we'd like to use!

but namely we're after the girl next door look.

something like this.............
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I do not want to encourage any more infantile responses

I think we'd have to say a keeness to see pictures of women is an adult response

like this....?

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bad luck alpin... She's married

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Well given these photos it can't be long before this thread is closed and bang goes jontawn's chance to do a Richpips. Oh well.

nah, i've just been googling and there is much worse.

what on earth is she doing there?

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Afraid not chaps, nothing shown here looks like the sort of thing we're after ...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/amphalon/2297741655/

Could be about 80% right in the sort of thing we're after - but certainly not limited to that.

I'll leave it here to be honest, i've said enough, and I don't want anything to be taken out of context, if any lady of STW / knows a someone who would like to discuss a little photography, then please drop me an email to: Jonathan AT intelligent-technology.co.uk where we can discuss further.

SFB; not accusing you of infantile responses bud, just forewarning for those who think it amusing...

Captain.........is that Gordon Brown on the right?

can someone add NSFW to the title.

p.s. google images "moots seatpost" if your into that kinda thing

How about a picture of me doing the truffle shuffle next to a man that looks like Jesus? That's got calendar mileage.

Girls next door with bikes? Not interested, all that's free on the Internet

Was Richpips photos ever published? If so, where can I see them? 🙂

Was Richpips photos ever published?

It's a work in progress.

Done some already, some still to do.

is this you?
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From that flickr link you posted...

Err, no -certainly not me!!!

That Retrovelo picture is fantastic. 🙂

Ahhh, appologies, it was the owner of that flickr photostream you posted up. 😆

BD: its not my photo, but, that's the most approximate thing I found.

DBMTB; 😉

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MY EYES!!!!!!!!

It's like the perspective is all wrong. Is the bike a long way away, with a normal person? Or is the person ****ing huge and the bike tiny?

Oh dear gods.... It's the latter.

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Cycle Passion is such a wierd business. Like the Kays Catalogue, but with a bicycle bizarrely appearing in every picture. 😕

Falls of chair...

Thank you God for not making me gay! (nothing wrong with it)

Women are brilliant (at everything)

Nice one Teeto 😈

What was the shop that used the leopard print girl? And did it really get any more business from those pics? I remember I didn't mind looking at the pics but felt slightly insulted they thought advertising like that would work on me/blokes in general. Sex does not sell, we just have a good gander then go buy from CRC 🙂

BTW cycle passion and those pics from teeto, are they real bikey women or just models told to hold a bike? just wondering coz all those shoes certainly wont take cleats

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Is it wrong that I look at that last pic of teetos and my first thought is "I dont recognise that bike" ?

Donk.

Yes.

Is it wrong that I look at that last pic of teetos and my first thought is "I dont recognise that bike" ?

@ Teetosugars

Thats a brilliant advertising campaign

*in dumb voice*

"Men like bikes ... and ummhhhmm.... Men like women... OOHH! Put a sexy woman in a suggestive pose on a bike, and men will buy it!"

would someone please throw some pies at teetwo's second picture! 😯

Is it wrong that I look at that last pic of teetos and my first thought is "I dont recognise that bike" ?

there were [b]bikes[/b] ??

"Men like bikes ... and ummhhhmm.... Men like women... OOHH! Put a sexy woman in a suggestive pose on a bike, and men will buy it!"

Sorry...........is it Friday today? It's just that I thought you weren't allowed to perv over women on this forum until then?

is it Friday today? It's just that I thought you weren't allowed to perv over women on this forum until then?

I think it's Friday in Australia - or perhaps on some other planet...

LOL - what a crock of utter crap

or, all the women have a little get together.....

width of those rims!!!

oh, and it is technically friday here in germany as with 1st may being a bank holiday, tomorrow everything is closed

aleigh, were not pervng over women, its the bikes were after!

well lets see some half naked men on bikes then please - even it up a bit

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one for the ladies

i hear a banning blowing down the valley towards this thread

were not pervng over women, its the bikes were after!

I am, and have zero interest in bikes :o)

well lets see some half naked men on bikes then please - even it up a bit

is your hand broken ?? Post em yourself!

So do I RD!

No - I think you men have got the knack of posting great pics of naked flesh so why stop at just pics of women? If it's about bikes then it needs evening up a bit I'm afraid!

hmm, doesnt work

[s]I want[/s] I [b]need[/b] that fluro green paint scheme!

Looks like a bit of a chilly day there, eh?

LMAO.... this thread is a WIN

I think you will find all the laydeez at stw. towers are classy and girlnextdoor types.

I want I need that fluro green paint scheme!

So you borrowed the bike?

I'll leave you with this, off for a curry in Bradford now.
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Looks like a bit of a chilly day there, eh?

listen, he still has an outy :o)