[Closed] Women are untrustworthy mentallists?

There's clearly a bit more to the fairer sex than wysiwyg...

I read that as untrusting metallurgists and though you must be pissed.

There's clearly a bit more to the fairer sex than wysiwyg...

That is very, very good, and perfectly timed.

Were you looking at her bottom?

I've discovered, through extensive and exhaustive scientific research, that ladies either do or do not like you looking at their bottoms.

GF goes mental at who you or the girl
who was mouthing at you all night and what does it mean?

GF goes mental

So, who are you saying is more "mental" - the girl or your girlfriend?

Edit - Ok, re-read the OP and you are asking if other women are as mental as your girlfriend, yes?

I've discovered, through extensive and exhaustive scientific research, that ladies either do or do not like you looking at their bottoms.

It's like a game of roulette.

I find the best plan is to agree you were totally in the wrong and that everything in the world that's bad is your fault.

That'll save a lot of time later on when you get married.

After 15 years of hell she'll leave you for 'a real man' who has three brain cells and a porsche and you'll hate women for the rest of your life...

Which'll be your fault too.

Have to ask though; how is it that when blokes kick off it's just 'blokes being blokes', but if women do the same thing, they're 'mental'? 😕

[i]when blokes kick off it's just 'blokes being blokes',[/i]

Nah, I'm fairly certain that's just 'idiotic morons'

If they weren't a bit mental they'd be much less interesting.

Some girl was dancing behind me wearing mc hammer-esque baggy tracksuit bottoms and bright red shoes. I was looking at her and said friend of hers says to me what are you looking at. I respond does she often wear that to the gym, which results in a slap for me and all night accusations of her grinding against me.

I'm fairly certain that this thread will end in tears and/or locking.

I am definitely one of the less "mental" birds around, but it's still a bit naff to hear other women described that way. On the plus side, I've agreed with one of Elf's posts! 😆

Women are not "mental", per se, but some of them are definitely "tapped".

Same goes for blokes, though - I've met some strange ones. Irrational jealousy seems to be a common trait in some.

"A bit mental" does seem quite endearing in a way, though.

So you were rude to her and got a slap, and your GF reacted angrily to this. And that makes 'women' 'untrustworthy mentalists', does it? 😕

Bizzarre....

Irrational jealousy seems to be a common trait in some.

Never mock a lady in bad clothes as it will never end well - who slapped you the friend or Hammer? If it was bloke who hit a woman this thread would be very much different as well so there are still some differences in the way we treat or address each other

We all know not all women are mental and this does not sound all that mental - you insulted someone she hit you and there was a to do in public with your friends there your GF was unhappy and you dont seem to understand why and think she is mental ...you have much to learn young padawan 🙄

No they are not all mental but I do think the female version if a nutter is a very different beast to the male version.

you played it all wrong fellah

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I like it when girls pretend they're mad. Play along with that one. It leads to all sorts of hilarity.

Yeah but what d'you mean by 'mayd'?

Mayd as in 'likes to have a laugh and dance about and do silly things',

Or

Mayd as in 'will stab you repeatedly in the eye and face with a chopstick and then sit in the corner rocking slowly back and forth as you die slowly in horrible tortuous agony from your wounds'?

❓

OP seems to have had a run in with a chav. And the GF of OP was just jealous she didn't get the first hit in.
That's what I see.

Was she really jealous of this chav or was this just the tip of the iceberg? Few things the consider... 'out with some mates and o/h', does this mean she was the only girl out with a group of lads? You're off dancing, was she dancing with you or stuck at the side watching the drinks? How were your friends behaving around the fairer sex? If she's having a crap night through being the odd one out or feeling like she's being left aside she's going to start getting a little irritated, then you only have to do some something slightly wrong for her to be able to react and identify her reason ( up til now she couldn't put her finger on why you were p***ing her off ). So the real cause of the issue was probably you not paying her enough attention and paying more attention to every other girl in there ( if she's getting none then a glance to another girl is more than she's getting).

[i]Yeah but what d'you mean by 'mayd'?[/i]

Time for some spectacles? I have no idea who that was addressed to but since I was last I think me. I didn't say 'Mayd', or edit my post. No-one else did either.

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The o/h was the slapper so to speak. She was the only girl out. But I left her with our/her male friends whilst trying to encourage everyone to come for a dance by being 1st to the floor.

Short jealous fuse

Erm, how long have you been with her?

3.5 yrs

Hmmm... don't take this the wrong way (this will probably sound awful), but I wouldn't normally expect somebody to talk about their girlfriend in that way if they'd been together for 3.5 years. Are you having doubts?

I didn't say 'Mayd', or edit my post. No-one else did either.

It's just Fred - he seems to have a wish to make himself look even dafter than the content of the drivel he writes would portray on its own, if spelt correctly.

Red shoed girl "quit bumping into me,dude!"

Wys "sorry"

RSG "who do you think you are?!"

Wys "the names wysiwyg"

RSG "who?"

WYS "wysiwyg... "

::pause:::

WYS "wizzy wig"

RSG "you are mental"

RSG walks off..

I pictured this happening. I should get some sleep.

Nah sorry mate, male and female perspective always differ. You'll probably find her perspective is closed to what i played out above. Just pointing this out incase you want to try to save the relationship. One more question, whose friends were they first? If they were yours she'll never consider them "joint" friends so don't even bother trying that one!!

And i must say i agree with wallop, that really is no way to talk about ANY woman. If your atitude matches your linguistics you deserve to be single and unhappy for all eternity!!

Slappings in clubs, stabbing at Foot Locker. Fighting for respect, social distinction and differentiation, positional goods....all of this will increase with the deepening recession and widening income and wealth gap.

lanarkpalomino you should look at your own paragraph construction.

I admire your psychic ability tho.

MC Hammer trousers and bright red shoes? Nice. Other than that I've nothing to add. Perhaps only that I've been known to kick off in a similar fashion when the other half has acted like a numpty or abandoned me on a night out. I think you should accept fault and make up.

cynic-al, I must apologise for my mediocre atempt at constructing paragraphs, may I be excused on the grounds that I rarely see 3:00am and was using my phone so couldn't see half of what i had written 🙄 As for psychic ability, I was merely giving the example of how i may have percieved the situation had mr LP behaved in a similar way as the op, my sincerest apologies. x

I think you should accept fault and make up.

OP sounds foolish but are we really accepting females hitting males with little to no comment - what if he slapped her?
Double standards

Agree with junkyard, we're constantly fighting for equality then totally tip the scales with things like this! Violence on both sides is totally unaceptable.

I didn't hit him, just told him that he was a pillock and he could have the pleasure of the sofa. No junkyard hitting is not acceptable, I've misread it anyway, I thought mc hammers friend hit him? I'd think there needs to be a bit of a talking to both ways but if she's going to hit you I'd probably show her the door. Doesn't mean all women are mental though?

The problem with the 'you're right, I'm wrong and I'm sorry' approach to resolving issues is that you're immediately asked what you're sorry for.

Often you have no idea what the real problem was.

If she was getting too friendly on the dancefloor you should have just told her: "You can't touch this!"

This is a pointless thread.

Don't tell me... the internet is killing the LBS and the tories are actually Evil.

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Some girl was dancing behind me

Dancing. That's where it all started to go wrong for you. Blokes stand at side drinking and leave the girls and their handbags to it.

If you will enter the forbidden zone you takes your chance and pays the price.

Reading the above just makes me glad I'm too old & boring to go 'clubbing' any more...

women are untrustworthy mentalists and they smell

No [i]you[/i] smell.

Can we start again. I don't understand what happened. And linguistics are not the same thing as grammar.