[Closed] Why do Scots people go sick at Xmas?

IGMC.

It was hardly worth taking it off 🙂

Not because they had to part with some cash?

Is this the casual racism thread?

^ Well that didn't take long !

Is this the casual racism thread?

See above.

igm- anti-Scots racism is the only type still ignored by the STW Mods (even when it's reported). I'm sure it's all just a laaaarf

A sheep, drum and snake fall off a cliff...

...Baa Dum Tssss

Is this the casual racism thread?

Only if someone decides to turn it into one.

No well No well, No well No well, born is the king of Isreal.....

Ah well, 5 of my Scottish work colleagues had a laugh & a groan at it. 😆

Is this thread anti-me? Should I be offended? I know some folk here have their offended switch defaulted to On, but I'm not there yet

No well No well, No well No well, born is the king of Isreal.....

Sorry Col, I must try harder!

Is this the casual racism thread?

Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet after inadvertently kicking it while chasing a stray whippet.

Yorkshireman - "Ayup lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat"
Vet - "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman - "Nay, I've browt it with me"

Well we act on any reported if they over step the mark as we do with any about Welsh, Irish, English, Liverpudlians, Geordies or anything else that is overly offensive.

There's an easy way to tell if a joke is racist or not.

The joker looks over their shoulder first or, 'I'm not racist, but...'

Well OP, clearly you didn't do the latter, what about the former?

Remember kids, playing on words isn't racist, being racist is racist.

Why does a frenchman have a single boiled egg for breakfast? Because, in France, un œuf is enough.

What's e-business?
Commerce in Yorkshire

Drac - Moderator
Well we act on any reported if they over step the mark as we do with any about Welsh, Irish, English, Liverpudlians, Geordies or anything else that is overly offensive

or maybe they aren't being reported by anyone?

legend - Member
or maybe they aren't being reported by anyone?

ooohhh Mods are racist!

Well as I said, *merry* Xmas.

Well we act on any reported if they over step the mark as we do with any about Welsh, Irish, English, Liverpudlians, Geordies or anything else that is overly offensive

Yeah but you don't mind if it's aimed at Southerners.

I'm appalled by the constant abuse Southerners receive on here from clog dancing Northerners.

Modist.

[quote=legend ]ooohhh Mods are racist!

These ones definitely are!!

Ha! I don't wear clogs.

ooohhh Mods are racist!

Bloody rockers, coming over 'ere, listening to their music, slagging off Weller and scooters....

Beaten by 44 seconds...

I guess your "mark" is just set differently then. Funny that....

I guess so.

'Twasn't the OPs post that I was referring to.

The OP's joke didn't work for me, for I wouldn't say "no well" to mean "not well" - doesn't sound right. It would be "nae weel" or something like that. Or even "not well"

However I have to read Irvine Welsh out loud to understand it, so maybe I'm not a good judge.

[quote=igm ]'Twasn't the OPs post that I was referring to. +1

[quote=Drac ]

I guess your "mark" is just set differently then. Funny that....

Urgh, fine, to redress the balance, a bit, an ode to Yorkshire..

'Ear all, see all, say nowt;
Eat all, sup all, pay nowt;
And if ivver tha does owt fer nowt -
Allus do it fer thissen.

Yorkshire folk are tight too, all of them.

Tomhoward, born in 'uddersfield, live in Leeds, having just moved from 'arroget.

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Which begs the question - who Mods the Mods?

Well lots of things are done as a collective but if need be over all Mark and Chipps soon speak up they think we're wrong.

I guessed it wasn't the OP post rather mine refering to Scots being a bit tight.

Yorkshire folk are tight too, all of them.

Racist.

Did you hear about the Spanish fire fighting brothers?

Josè and....

Diego.

scotroutes: are you genuinely getting upset about a bad pun in a Scottish accent? 😕

I'm a sweaty sock too and nothing about that joke seems even remotely racist to me.

Edit:

I guessed it wasn't the OP post rather mine refering to Scots being a bit tight.

'sake. No issue from me Drac. If we can't laugh at ourselves then who can we laugh at?

[quote=GrahamS ]scotroutes: are you genuinely getting upset about a bad pun in a Scottish accent? No

'sake. No issue from me Drac. If we can't laugh at ourselves then who can we laugh at?

Southerners with their funny pearly outfits?

Racist

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For Sale:

Dead Budgie,

It's not going cheep!

Drac - Moderator

Ha! I don't wear clogs.

Sorry.......I hope you weren't offended.

I seriously thought, obviously, that all Northerners enjoyed clog dancing.

EDIT : All Scots are tight-fisted, right? Please don't tell me they're not otherwise I'll never know what to believe again.

Many moons ago I was having a light-hearted argument with a fellow apprentice, a lad from Doncaster;

Him: "Do you want to have a fête about it?"

Me: "A fête... you mean like a village garden party?"

It was funny at the time.

GrahamS - Member

scotroutes: are you genuinely getting upset about a bad pun in a Scottish accent?

I am, it was a pish joke.

Over twenty years old and still makes me chuckle:

[quote=ernie_lynch ]EDIT : All Scots are tight-fisted, right? Please don't tell me they're not otherwise I'll never know what to believe again.Just like all Irish are thick, all Welsh shag sheep and all English are fascist ****s. Who else can we have a go at, Germans, Italians, Jews, Arabs, Negroes?