[Closed] Why do I get the blame for HER eating too much????

So you're a 'feeder' then? Join the club

Welcome to my world.

the metrosexual in me says comfort her if you love her, it will take time but worth it.

The bastard in me is keeping quiet

no one likes a fat bird!!

Apparently they're like mopeds - great rides, but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on one. 😉

You should have realised by now that, as a male, you are by default responsible for [i]everything[/i] that's wrong with her life. Saying, "yes, you are fat, so try getting out on a bike and working it off, you lazy cow" will probably end with a trip to A&E, tho'. 😈

[i]no one likes a fat bird!! [/i]

could say the same about fat men...............

Well I've just said to her "you're eating a lot" and she said "yes - I know" so i said "well as long as you realise what you're doing thats fine -you're a big girl" (not sure how the last bit went down)

No, ignore CountZero, tell her the truth. In fact, tell her attitudes towards fatties (at this point point at her with both index fingers, thumbs up at right angles like a gun) are socially constructed and actually her body shape is merely her body's natural reaction to all the donuts she eats. Emphasise the positives; for example, she'll be warmer in the winter and, assuming you're still around, so will you - she'll see the economic savings here and the added affection she'll get comes the colder months. Perhaps also suggest she finds a new career path, say, as a Venessa Felts look-a-like.

She'll thank you for your honesty. In fact, with the above strategy i guarantee she may never mention her weight again...or anything else.

no one likes a fat bird!!

could say the same about fat men...............

haha! your not wrong, although aleigh your husbands calling 😉

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I dont like fat birds and cant stand fat sweaty greasy blokes - both make me heave, I dont like fat kids either - sloaths the lot of em.

Unless you have cooked too much then you cant get blame for her eating too much. If she cooked too much then its her fault.

just tell her that she is in charge of what goes down her fat throat.

if she doeslike the truth, threaten her with buying a season ticket for the local footy club.

fotorat, i don't know what you do for a living but i think you should be some kind of advice worker.

is it true fat women don't say "no"?

Can't you just run away very fast?

Problem solved?

I live here!

[i]haha! your not wrong, although aleigh your husbands calling [/i]

that's not mine as i'm not married - must be yours............

is it true fat women don't say "no"?

that's not mine as i'm not married - must be yours............

jesus thats a picture of me . . . . mods, MODS! ! !

I agree with aleigh - fat men are not nice.

You need to find out why she is eating, in a tactful and diplomatic way naturally.

Could she be pregnant?

Maybe she just likes eating. I do. Food is nice.

Food [i]is[/i] nice. But moderation in everything is key. Hence my sylph-like racing snake appearance. 😆

You look like this?
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or like this?
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don't stress about it. there's plenty of people who will pay good money to be in your shoe's

no one likes a fat bird!!

They're a bit like Skodas. OK for a ride but you don't want your mates to see you in one.

EDIT - Hmmm, actually that joke doesn't really work with Skodas any more does it.

Do you need to roll her in talc yet?

This thread is useless without pictures of her. Preferably in skimpies.

hairychested, I can't even make out what the first pic is, and the others, well, dressing in sexy undies isn't something I'm known for, and that looks like it could be a little...uncomfortable on a bike. Oh, and I drive a Skoda, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.