Do you think it was a food/logistics issue?
is this some kind of joke?
No, it was because a large faceless corporation bullied the farmer into selling his land cheaply. They then built a huge souless housing estate on it and the only green bits left were the shockingly coloured garage doors. Hundreds of wannabe social climbers moved in and realised they had nowhere to park their quasi 4x4s as the garages were too small to get cars in. The bored teenagers became more bored and started hanging out with the urchins form the 'social housing' (built as a condition of the 'back hander' planning permission) and started running riot. The ickle kids then tried to emulate the older kids in order to impress them. The mothers lost all hope, joined Mumsnet and started a loacl gin club and got wasted 4 times a week.
The chicken had had enough so it crossed the road, only for the cycle to start again
To be perfectly honest I don't know. I've checked through the search function and can't find the initial question where said chicken asked how? Where? Or when? it should cross the road.
I think this is a demonstration of extreme levels of arrogance and the chicken deserves everything it gets.
It was stapled to the baby?
Get to the Kentucky?
Do you have proof that the chicken crossed the road?
Cos that's where the cocks hang out.
boom boom
Was the chicken wearing a helmet?
It had had its wings clipped so couldn't fly across.
...to get to your house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
So it could dance on the cell phone of course!
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.
cheez0 - Memberis this some kind of joke?
I'd like to me able to say yes but in the mystical stw anything passes as science
Not sure.
I know why chic Ken crossed the road though
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He'd 'seen de doll'
What tyres for chickens crossing the road - is it muddy?
Earlier that morning the farmers daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late.
Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture removers van as it attempted to make its way home.
Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman.
"Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.
The chicken jumped the red light, without a helmet, to get its gopro in order to film a fast descent of the Ben Nevis on a bank holiday, and claim the KOM on strava.
To reach the other side. As in killing herself to reach the afterlife. Makes sense doesn't it?
He had a reason at the beginning, but having succeeded he realized he was still alone and the journey had meant nothing to him.
Is this about Syria ?
To see his flat mate
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip?