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[Closed] Who's ovision? Eurovision!

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It’s not “just” about music, and I agree we can’t win… but we could at least enter a good song! You know, something to show off what we can do.

As for former communist countries… we used to be one of their best allies in the West… we helped “bring them in from the cold”, but now we’ve abandoned them, and based mostly on people hating their people coming to the UK (as invited) to make a life for themselves here. We are hated in return now, understandably.


 
Posted : 22/05/2021 11:52 pm
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but we could at least enter a good song! You know, something to show off what we can do

What’s the point? They all hate us

We might as well just carry on entering pub singers to take the piss

The UK music industry sells tens of billions around the world every year. How much do you reckon Moldova or whichever other donkey that wins will be exporting other than to DJs in gay clubs in Luxembourg?


 
Posted : 22/05/2021 11:55 pm
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Loving the Albanian representative’s blazer.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:01 am
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To be fair I thought Russia was one of the better ones this year. But even if I didn’t and I shared a land border with them I’d think about giving them my vote.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:02 am
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Blatantly partisan voting already on show. 😀


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:03 am
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Ukraine get my vote (if I could be arsed to vote that is) The fact they have an awesome ratrod in the official video sealed it for me 😀

Loved the silliness of Iceland and Germany too! Used to hate eurovision but now embrace the camp naff-ness of it all.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:04 am
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No points for us from Malta 🤨


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:05 am
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Nil points for the UK so far, and deservedly so. Dull.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:05 am
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That fiver's looking safe


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:06 am
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My bets looking safe. Should have banged fifty quid on it


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:06 am
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At least binners gets his fiver back!


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:07 am
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Switzerland was objectively a bit shite surely..


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:08 am
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Malta to win on the popular vote


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:11 am
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The Swiss song was proper dross. I guess having all the gold helps in times of global strife?


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:14 am
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Can’t remember...how much does the “popular vote” change things?


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:15 am
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MI6 are all over it for bojo making sure the UK doesn't have to host next year..

Swiss one was utter tosh, I quite liked the Icelandic one..


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:15 am
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There goes the FTA with Australia 🤣


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:17 am
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Malta to win on the popular vote

Was that the crap Lizzo tribute act?


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:17 am
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Good to see Greece and Cyrus are always united.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:17 am
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Iceland have been robbed.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:18 am
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Was that the crap Lizzo tribute act?

Yup - but it is Eurovision...


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:22 am
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Public vote will **** things up. We’re still last though even though it wasn’t the worst song. They hate us.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:28 am
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Zero! Blimey


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:34 am
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Nil points is like a badge of honour now 😂

I should have stuck fifty quid on it

I’m a fiver up anyway


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:34 am
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Tough crowd tonight


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:35 am
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Wow.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:35 am
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Wtf Finland go from bottom half to first,. How the hell does scoring work?


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:39 am
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I'm loving this voting system 🙂


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:41 am
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Yes, Iceland are up..


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:42 am
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Spoke too soon,


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:43 am
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I know nothing...


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:44 am
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I know nothing…

Clearly neither does anyone else


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:47 am
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Bet they wish they hadn't hit the Peroni quite so hard now


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:48 am
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Maybe if we enter Iron Maiden next year......


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:48 am
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They look so happy. That's fantastic.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:49 am
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Thank goodness Switzerland didn’t win. Surprised Iceland didn’t do any better.
Otherwise what can you do? They hate us.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:50 am
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Hilarious!

Why do we even bother entering a proper song.
We should just stick in some random nonsense as a piss take and be done with the bottom of the table forever more.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:52 am
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Quite liked the Suzi Quatro tribute.

Why do we even bother entering a proper song.

Did we?


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:55 am
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Maybe if we enter Iron Maiden next year…

Yep, or whitesnake or even sex pistols, as clearly the Italians ripped them off..


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:56 am
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Didn't know Royal Blood were Italian 🤷


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:57 am
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Glad to see a "rock" song won ... LOL!

Any song but that French mourning song.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 12:58 am
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We should go through the semis - save a load of angst for some poor Brit singer on the night


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 1:00 am
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Did we?

It wasn’t a bad song. Not great but a normal pop song that you might hear on the radio. Many, objectively, were far worse.


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 1:00 am
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... in I think the bottom three all got a bye into to final


 
Posted : 23/05/2021 1:01 am
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It wasn’t a bad song.

It was so dull I dare you to even remember what it was called, never mind recall a hook, or a line of lyrics.


 
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