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Mandelson. every time.

Maggie

I wanted to suggest a certain religious figure whose influence is leading numbers of impressionable young men to kill themselves and others in the service of the god of whom he is said to be the prophet

But I can't

Because we're not allowed to have pictures of him, so there would be nothing to pin on the dartboard

any small bald bodybuilder type.......by the foreskin 8)

it would be good not to have people wanting to pin anyone anywhere

My mother-in-law - Bull's Eye!

Maggie..............................every time, hateful woman

Everyone else.

[b]samuri[/b] - I've noticed your posts seem increasingly bitter 🙁

Simon F Barnes.

it would be good not to have people wanting to pin anyone anywhere

Ahhh bless! The message of Jesus, brought to us by his disciple Simon.

Thatch

James Corden.

The message of Jesus, brought to us by his disciple Simon.

I quite like Jesus's messages, though I understand he did stray into the old smiting at times (according to the bible anyway). BTW, who would Jesus pin to a dartboard ?

I am descending into a fetid pool of hate and despair, Simon. I wallow daily in a swamp of bile and vitriol. Only death or insanity can release me now. I am now a permanent victim of gravity, she has me in her surly bonds and can only compress me and my thoughts with her ultimate embrace. We will be one soon.

On a lighter note I might have got myself a job with the government. Obviously if they don't accede to my working location demands I will fall back to the 70-100 hour working week that I currently inhabit and eventually self-implode, taking, I can only hope those who are the perpetrators of my torment with me.

Blimey, that's the most I've said or typed in one long string for a long time.,

BTW, who would Jesus pin to a dartboard ?

Simon F Barnes

I base all my answers concerning tricky moral dilemmas on "what would Jesus do".

On a lighter note I might have got myself a job with the government.

gosh, that [b]IS[/b] grim!

Blimey, that's the most I've said or typed in one long string for a long time

well, should you want to talk about it I'm all ears...

Anybody that basis their argument on faith or hope and not reliable evidence, ooh! too harsh? tough.

Anybody that basis their argument on faith or hope and not reliable evidence

except you only have the evidence of your senses and they're deeply subjective ?

Not really, things that are real, provable, objectively real, will and always will exist. 2+2 will always equal 4, no matter how much I believe they will equal 5

Not really, things that are real, provable, objectively real

sorry, there may indeed be a reality, but your only way of knowing it is through the medium of your senses (barring telepathy and intuition). The momment you consider youself to be objective is when you succumb to delusion...

2+2 will always equal 4, no matter how much I believe they will equal 5

well, as a mental self-consistent construct yes, but then when you try to apply it externally you are constrained by approximation

the editors of Ok, hello, Real, Closer, the Daily Mail, and the Daily Express. And Russell Brand.

well, as a mental self-consistent construct yes, but then when you try to apply it externally you are constrained by approximation

Yep, the correct answer to the OP is definitely Simon F Barnes

play another tune ernie 🙂

Whoa, SoB you must have had more to drink than me! Depth at this time of night?
I really hope you live within reach of Bath, come along we'll have a great night riding, mtb's that is, and arguing.

play another tune ernie

Why ? It's the correct one.

btw mate, don't complain .......... I've resisted on several occasions in the last few days, the urge to 'SFB bait' as I've scrolled down threads 8)

SoB you must have had more to drink than me! Depth at this time of night?

it's still an hour to bedtime yet 🙂 But I rarely drink...

I really hope you live within reach of Bath

Lancaster :o)

more replies than enuff 🙂

Mathematics is constrainted to exact parameters,yes, but it gives us a guideline to the "laws" of the universe, none of which are governed by faith.

I've lived and have friends in the lakes, so not a problem.

Rarely drink? I am a publican you know.

Seriously I love a good argument, but I'm a little over tired tonight, running a 50 beer festival this week. Have fun all

Rarely drink? I am a publican you know.

and it's my duty to keep you in work ?

of course, it's every forthright, upstanding citizens duty to go the pub, at least once in a while.

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Ernie; YGM (so I am told!)

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of course, it's every forthright, upstanding citizens duty to go the pub

ah, a get-out clause 🙂

ah, a get-out clause

Yep, you just laugh at the face of convention and at society's petty rules and customs, doncha Simon ?

You anarchist rebel you ............... still never mind mate, you'll probably grow out of it 8)

Someone with overkill breast implants and see if they explode.

Jordon?

Actually don't hate anyone in particular!

still never mind mate, you'll probably grow out of it

unlikely - I've done all the growing I'm gonna.

Maggie, Maggie, Maggie with all three arrows

Sir Alex Fergason
What a c***