“The gross and net result of it is that people who spent most of their natural lives riding iron bicycles over the rocky roadsteads of this parish get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of their bicycle as a result of the interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who are nearly half people and half bicycles...when a man lets things go so far that he is more than half a bicycle, you will not see him so much because he spends a lot of his time leaning with one elbow on walls or standing propped by one foot at kerbstones.”
? Flann O'Brien, The Third Policeman
Surely maccruiskeen is yer man here?
Surely a pint of plain is yer only man
Half biscuit. 😉
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I'm three quarter velocipede, one quarter MAN
What lights for a secretion of black air?
PSA If you're tempted to read another of FO'B's tomes "the hair of the dogma" might not be for you if you're not fluent in Gaelic 😳
I am all man,and I will be proving this on International Men's Day..