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 ton
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vegatarians, bunny huggers, anorexic people, vegans, blacks, gypsies, gays or lesbians, ss'ers, fs'ers, dh'ers, racists, chavs, eco warriers, petrol heads, arab's, scot's, irish, welsh?


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:04 pm
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sports massage therapists by the look of it 😉


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:05 pm
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Scottish football, although we do deserve it.

I think we can claim moral high ground by bagging 'chant of the week', though.

Hearts fans singing at White hart lane 'You only sing when you're looting'

Class.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:07 pm
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What about southern Mountain Bike and Beer festivals, Ton? 😀


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:10 pm
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fred, you cant rip something that is nigh on perfect. 8)


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:12 pm
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I have a couple of muslim classmates, they are currently fasting as it's ramadan. No food or fluids allowed during the fast and lots of prayers to go to. That's some hardcore dedication going on there.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:12 pm
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People who don't know how to use apostrophes, perhaps.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:13 pm
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People who start threads on the wrong forum perhaps? 🙂


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:19 pm
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Those who can't spell vegetarian?

Mister P - vegetarian ss'er 😆


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:24 pm
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How about fergie? He's on fighting form at the moment! God bless the cantankerous bacon faced ****er! Got to love him 🙂


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:26 pm
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Might stay in and watch this thread rather than go out and test Smudge's lights...


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:27 pm
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Gots to be Binnerz.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:28 pm
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People who end sentences rather than beginning them with perhaps, perhaps?

Oops.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:29 pm
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IKEA- when you buy something ALL tills are open.

Return something, take a ticket and wait for the one assistant to call your number.

Twice now I've returned something and asked for the Manager then asked/pointed out and said 'why the lack of staff and the feeling of the need to take a ticket/queue'.

Twice I've had a admission of sorts.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:38 pm
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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-14689055 ]This choice citizan?[/url]


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:42 pm
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I probably deserve it Jamie, but shall we concentrate on Hora instead. For that particular bit of petty middle class tosh he's left himself wide open I'm afraid


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:47 pm
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but shall we concentrate on Hora instead

Ooh yes please! 😀


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:49 pm
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inners show me Monday? Then that's three days riding in a row... 😀


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:53 pm
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Elfin, you know what they say about advice that wasn't requested?

No go on Hora, enlighten me? 😀


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 7:54 pm
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Nope. Me and Derek starship are doing a west pennines height-of-cheek tour tomorrow! 🙂

Come out! I want to see you fall off your new toy 😆


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 8:00 pm
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Won't you need a rear-view mirror to be able to observe such an event, Binners?


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 8:07 pm
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Duties sadly.

Roast dinners to be eaten.

Saw a guy in chaps, leather cap and not much else at a bus stop near Britons Protection today. I did a triple-take before I remembered what day it is here!!


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 8:08 pm
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westcountry ninjas dem...


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 8:15 pm
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A fair point Fred. So hora... You going out in your cowboy or your traffic cop outfit?


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 8:21 pm
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Love this site!!
"I'd like to have an arguement please!" J Cleese


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 8:42 pm
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It's been a bit quiet on the trailquesting front lately.
Maybe I should start another thread, perhap's.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 8:54 pm
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Its not what I'm going out in

..But what I'm coming.

So what are you wearing today Binners?


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 9:05 pm
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Corset. Obviously. It's one of my nicest


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 9:11 pm
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Oh it's easy all I have to do is say "Llandegla" and then sit back and watch it fly.


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 9:14 pm
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superstar...12 emails and no reply.
Can anyone top that. 😡


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 9:22 pm
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Oh it's easy all I have to do is say "Llandegla" and then sit back and watch it fly.

Try "Landegla" and you can get a whole different group wound up too. In these austere times I give you two for the price of one. 😈


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 9:30 pm
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As a Scot with a Muslim name, welsh and English family and Irish children, I'd like to nominate, over weight cyclists who are always posting pics of themselves on here, eating crips and drinking pints outside pubs. 😯


 
Posted : 27/08/2011 9:56 pm
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You win saleem.

In any "how pc can I be" thred just remember - you win|


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 12:16 am
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Saleem; are you my long-lost Scottish cousin? 😯


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 12:23 am
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I'll ask one of my mothers many ex-husbands you never know.


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 12:25 am
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Everyones commented at work that I have hollow legs for food. I can eat a whole packet of Crumpets, butties then a cereal bowel. Sometimes 3 courses for breakfast. Basically bored/sat grazing 😮


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 8:14 pm
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I ate this for breakfast this morning. It was really nice going down but not so nice when it came up. This occurred whilst I was climbing a steep hill. It was very smelly after that.

[img] http://www.rotorburn.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=209566&d=1314562674 [/img]


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 8:20 pm
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WTF is that hugor? Some kind of burger, bacon, egg, mushroom and cheese hotdog? Are you somewhere in the States?


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 8:51 pm
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fred, you cant rip something that is nigh on perfect.

Actually, that's a really lovely thing to say, Ton. And Nick deserves it. 🙂

Hugor's... sandwich looks amazing. 😯


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 8:52 pm
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Right now, I really want one of what Hugor had earlier. Where did you buy that, presumably from the van behind?


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 8:58 pm
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SBZ eating is ok at night during Ramadan IIRC


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 9:17 pm
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That magnificent burger was from a van near the Cardiff football stadium. It had half a pound of beef, double bacon and cheese, mushrooms, and 2 eggs.
It cost 3 quid. I didn't have butter cause I think its fattening.
I will be going back there tomorrow but I might leave it till after the ride this time.


 
Posted : 28/08/2011 9:17 pm
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Elfin did you get my post deleted?


 
Posted : 29/08/2011 5:48 am