Forum menu
Who gives a **** ab...
 

[Closed] Who gives a **** about an Oxford Comma?

Posts: 36
Free Member
Topic starter
 
[#8403610]

One for the grammer Nazi's;

[b]Lack of Oxford Comma Could Cost Maine Company Millions in Overtime Dispute[/b]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/16/us/oxford-comma-lawsuit.html

And of course a chance to enjoy:


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 4:59 pm
Posts: 25939
Full Member
 

One for the grammer Nazi's;
Are they related to the Spellen Stazi ?


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 5:06 pm
Posts: 7278
Free Member
 

For an education in grammar, $10 million seems very good value.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 5:08 pm
Posts: 834
Full Member
 

I think the education in grammar is needed for the person who wrote the legislation. Given it has got to an appeal court, it clearly isn't a clear cut usage. Unfortunately it seems that the drivers have been getting underpaid and the company will now get stuffed for it...

This is why if writing an exclusive list, I use bullet points!


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 5:27 pm
Posts: 18025
Full Member
 

I thought this was the reason lawyers didn't use punctuation at all?


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:01 pm
 MSP
Posts: 15842
Free Member
 

If they had written a law that didn't have unreasonable exclusions, grammar wouldn't even be a consideration. FFS how can a law be passed that protects workers rights then exclude some workers because they are not deemed important enough to warrant the same legal protection as everyone else.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:07 pm
Posts: 8902
Free Member
 

One for the grammer Nazi's

Grammar Nazis ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:10 pm
Posts: 7751
Free Member
 

Nazis, not Nazi's ๐Ÿ˜† but that's a missing apostrophe, not a comma.

'I like cooking my family and dogs'

'Don't wear black people'

'Let's eat grandpa'

Commas - or the absence of them - do make a difference ๐Ÿ˜€

These ones are amusing but there are several examples in business which have resulted in big costs and losses.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:17 pm
Posts: 5171
Free Member
 

I'm being dense here, but I don't see what difference the comma makes in this instance. I can't see how one meaning would exclude delivery drivers whilst the other one would.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:40 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I hate my parents,Godzilla and Donald Trump.
(I don't hate Godzilla btw)


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:43 pm
Posts: 78441
Full Member
 

Commas - or the absence of them - do make a difference

Indeed. After an unfortunate misunderstanding one time, I haven't been horse-riding with my Uncle Jack since.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:43 pm
Posts: 7508
Free Member
 

My parents, Lynn Truss and Gyles Brandreth.

To name 4. Or do I mean 2?


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:44 pm
Posts: 36
Free Member
Topic starter
 

phew I'm glad Mister P and frank are on the ball. I might of missed that. ๐Ÿ˜‰


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 6:49 pm
Posts: 5171
Free Member
 

Assuming the latest posts are an answer to my question: Yes I understand how an Oxford comma can avoid confusion, but in the case cited I don't. If it said "packing [u]and[/u] distribution then I can see where the problem might be. But packing or distribution...... nope.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 7:07 pm
Posts: 4968
Free Member
 

I shit at grammer but get the Oxford comma, but as above don't see how it affects the case in question


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 7:53 pm
Posts: 7751
Free Member
 

Thanks Stoner - maybe I've found my true vocation....... ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 8:00 pm
Posts: 8902
Free Member
 

. I might of missed that.

Of instead of have? Now I know you are being a joker.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 8:03 pm
 Drac
Posts: 50592
 

Utterly pointless use of grammar.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 8:35 pm
Posts: 36
Free Member
Topic starter
 

as the article says, does the law intend to exempt workers in the distribution of the three following categories, or does it mean to exempt the packers of the three categories stated afterwards?


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 9:10 pm
Posts: 10654
Full Member
 

Brilliant band. Seen them a couple of times.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 9:25 pm
Posts: 21016
Full Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 9:30 pm
Posts: 24850
Free Member
 

I'm being dense here, but I don't see what difference the comma makes in this instance. I can't see how one meaning would exclude delivery drivers whilst the other one would.

if instead of a list separated by commas, it was a bulletpoint list, would that list be:

- canning
- processing
- preserving
- freezing
- drying
- marketing
- storing
- packing for shipment or distribution

or would it be

- canning
- processing
- preserving
- freezing
- drying
- marketing
- storing
- packing for shipment
- distribution

It is a very fuzzy differentiation but that's what the court ruled, that it's sufficiently uncertain that it might exclude them but might not.


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 9:41 pm
Posts: 5171
Free Member
 

Ahh right Get it now. Ta


 
Posted : 17/03/2017 9:43 pm
Posts: 12
Free Member
 

I thought this was the reason lawyers didn't use punctuation at all?

Standard myth.

The legal documents in which you're most likely to find a paucity of punctuation tend to be related to land (purchase documents, leases, etc.). But those guys tend to be pretty antiquated at the best of times.

Lawyers spend inordinate amounts of time negotiating detailed drafting with each other, so anything where there is a potential for confusion tends to be ironed out. Unless, of course, the lawyers were state educated....

There's actually another issue with the clause: the "and" at the end of sub-clause (2)....


 
Posted : 18/03/2017 12:03 am
Posts: 9202
Full Member
 

Brilliant band. Seen them a couple of times.

I got the reference too, and I [i]never[/i] get stuff like that - go me! ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 18/03/2017 8:00 am