[Closed] Who are you? Where do you come from and what do you do?

None of you're ****ing business 🙂

Dunno.
Me mam.
Little as possible.

I am a man.
I am from elsewhere.
I am in the north.

Don't be mean to him, he is probably working for Zurich or one of their outsourcers.

IHN is up that direction.

I'm Yeti
The South
Be abmoninable

Human
SE
Cornwall
Eat acorns

i'm thomthumb

i'm from the internet

i mostly post rubbish on here

Serves me right for making a thread I suppose lol

Hi there,
I'm Terrance but my buddies call me "T-rance"
Live in north Wales (but from Chicago, USA)
64 year old
Work in marketing for the Black Panthers (Welsh Division)
I ride bikes and whoop ass on the dance floor

My names Dave
I like Sex
I like Games
I like Sex Games

Call me on 07777 777 777

But seriously,
My name IS Dave
I'm from Manchester, and I'm a graphic designer

I do not ride bikes since someone pinched mine and my insurance company is being predictably slow!

OK - I'll play

Simon
Years 0 - 4 were in Newton Stewart (won't bore everyone with the rest....)
Am an oh so mature student currently staying with my girlfriend in Brazil while writing up my dissertation on shamanism as part of my MSc

I used to work for Star Internet in Gloucester as a developer.

I write systems for electoral registration and management. And no, im not the reason why the Tories got in at the last election.

I am not a number, I am a free man
I come from a land down under (south of the Watford Gap that is)
I do that voodoo that you do so well

A spy
Russia
Inadvertently give away my cover.

/facepalm

I do not ride bikes since someone pinched mine and my insurance company is being predictably slow!

I'd start charging for the sexgames if I were you..

im me
the land of serial killers, hyde, cheshire (we do a fine line of)
visiting support worker (some peaple on here may get a visit soon :lol:)

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but [b]I[/b] came from my room, I'm a kid with big plans, and I'm going outside!

(Say, who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?)

Rousseau walks on trumpet paths

[IMG] [/IMG]

I am you... I come from your imagination.. I get you into trouble.. and make soap

rossi - if you work in sunny glos on electoral systems you must work at GCHQ rigging middle east country elections. i assume that you know that you have just broken the official secrets act and you will be sent to a room to have your testicles squeezed?

I'm Ray

From Liverpool but now in Stockport via Islington

Luthier.

Me
Here
Stuff

Flipsta

Earth

5 hrs a day at most 😉

meh
meh
m..

Elliptic, Calvin and Hobbes reference?

I'm Alan. Hail from Accrington in Lancashire, and ride a '10 Rockhopper Pro. Professional geek - I do remote server support for a large IT company based out of Burnley.

i am Jacks total lack of surprise.

some where between here and there.

blowing things up and making soap.

ride a trek 😉

I'm SHHteeevennnnn.
Iiii v come frrom teh ,. pbuub.
I do uurrrr maaaaaam.

I am the DOCTOR,

i am a Time Lord,

I am from the Planet Galafray,

I ride a Tardis

I'm Mark from Consett, Co. Durham.

Nowadays I pretend to be an English teacher near Bilbao. Spent most of my working life as an IT drone.

I ride an Orange P7 with PACE RC40 forks that need to be replaced.

i'm Phil.

from - atummie

ride - any gal with a pulse

do - ditto

i am ton from wakefield, but live in leeds
i am fat, but very friendly.............to most 😉
i sell media products
i ride 29rs........mostly.

I'm John
I'm a drummer
I'm near Leeds

im elaine anne..
and im top secret
non of your ruddy business !
ps : i luv whippets (and my apple green orange five.
im also an indestructable nana..
bring it on....

I am the eggman, I am the Walrus, coo coo cachoo

😉

im nick
im from the north but now live in london, its ****.
i work hard all summer making festivals so i can ride and board most of the winter.

I live in Vegas.
I boil turnips

I am a daddy and I live in a valley 😉

(best thread in ages)

mtb-rossi,

I live in the south but am about to move to Quedgely in Gloucestershire and I am yet to investigate the riding options. Whats good around Gloucester?

Dogsby

Elliptic

Thoreau says simplify.

sometimes i am bombadillo
i live on the banks of the brandywine river
and drink in the green dragon
8)

I like to loiter outside school gates wearing nothing but a troy lee hoody with the aim of seducing small children into illicit sex and downhill riding.

I am bike
I live in the Forest
I generally do about 40 miles to the gallon (hic!)

ride - any gal with a pulse

Fussy sod.

I share a birthday with Gary Numan
Lochgoilhead
Kid Creole and the Coconuts wrote a song about my surname.

Never mind a pulse ,warm will do!

I'm Tom (obviously). 21, from Northamptonshire which is possibly one of the worst places I can think of for mountain biking as all the bridleways are pretty much completely flat. Just finished uni, hoping to either get a junior/runner job at a VFX company or if that fails, I'm going to have a go at setting up my own little web/video company with a friend. Already got a few clients lined up for that, but it doesn't sound as fun as working in the real industry in VFX.

Interesting thread.

Hello, I'm Joolz (Julie). I'm 26, from Lincoln. I manage a theatre. I'm still fairly new to mountain biking. I have a Scott Contessa 30 (2009). It's beautiful; white, black and gold. I believe the paint job makes me go faster 😀

ive got no hands 😯

oh and i also live in gloucestershirre

Okay, my name is David,
I work for one of the UKs largest independent adult toy websites (hence the forum name)
and I ride most things badly (just ask the ex wife), but I am getting better....

.....trust me

My name is Mitch. I am from Barnsley. I am a psychiatric nurse, and a cheeky northern monkey.

I work as a medical delivery driver, here in the Isle of Man

Joolz, I want your job....

I stage manage a couple of local group but would love to run a theatre...

www.douglaschoralunion.com

I work as a casual at our local theatre, The Gaiety Theatre in the Isle of Man, one of my biking mates Seamus is the Technical Manager there.

look me up on facebook Andrew Sinbad Simpson

max

originally from k/ford via wombourne to helensburgh, folkestone, warrington and finally settled in sheffield

buy lorries, big sheds and other logistics stuff for food maker

felt hardtail

I am your Dear Leader from the Kingdom of GeordieLand.

Bow down then lick my boots you maggot or head off.

😆

I'm Graham from Worcestershire and for the benefit of any Americans reading this, there are only three syllables in Worcestershire.
I provide real time hands on ongoing lifecycle management support strategy system solutions for mobile technical assets in the urban and rural mass transit stage carriage public transport sector.

I'm sharki.

was suffering extreme depression and walked away from a certain tree and rope.

Now walking around the coast sleeping where i can, helping whoever accepts my help.

Will do anything for a meal.

Currently in south devon.

Will move on round the country doing the same, if you need owt doing and perhaps have a spare bike to ride, perhaps we can help each other...

E-mail in profile.

Will do [b]anything[/b] for a meal.

😯

FAPPPPPPPPPPaGGGge

Joolz, I want your job....

Btw, facebook says you don't exist! I wonder if they've thought to tell you that? That's a hard fact to face 😉

Stewart
Somerset, via Essex and Hampshire
Design computer systems, when I'm allowed
Giant TranceX and a Boardman Team (my build)