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Jamie
Charlie Mungus
racing ralph

all need a humour injection.

i think we all know, i won't grant them the attention they crave by adding the names here

i will add if there's ever another potato famine we'll be able to live on the massive chips some of them carry around on their shoulders

There are quiet a few thaT Just need to lightenup. Even if its just for Health reasons and for their own Safety :0)

🙄 Oh dear, really, I mean really, what is the point in a thread like this. It's only going to upset someone. I actually think that this thread already contravenes certain forum rules with regards to trolling.

Not my intention. More an observation that sometimes there's really no point in dropping a massive heavy handed tome into an otherwise buoyant thread.

im trying really hard to work out the level of irony in your post TSY....

I was going to plot it on a graph for your stoner... it was off the frcking scale.

error bars and all?

error bars and all?

(mods alerted for that flagrant breach of spreadsheet etiquette)

yeahp, yeahp.

Oi Pook ya killjoy! This thread was about to get good.

Pook says you all smell of doggies doo doo!

There's alot of missed jokes which are just seem as people being unhumourous.

The power of the internet in being to absorb intended wit and spit it out as unfunny, full of angst, etc

I'm sure deep down, the OP of a perceived unhumourous/angry post is at home, in their Y fronts laughing at the responses they are getting.

I know i do.
And i certainly know of a few trouble makers who enjoy keeping the fire alight in some more heated discussions.

For sure though are those who are just mad at the world or mad with it.
And it's those that make everyone else feel better about who they are.
That works for me.

I was going to plot it on a graph for your stoner... it was off the frcking scale.

Here's a pie chart instead:

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Still thing there's a lot of lightening up to be done. I really do think an albeit well written, authoritative post on something can often pull the plug on the positive atmosphere of an otherwise fun thread. I'll give points if you can find examples that when you're reading them, you get so far but just go; "Oh bloody hell, reel yourself in will you...."

On another note, I want a pie now, but not one made of piccalilly.

I thought this might a be about tapestry. 🙁

Stoner:

Jamie
Charlie Mungus
racing ralph

all need a humour injection.

Well. That came as a surprise. I always thought Ralph was quite chilled.

Anyways. **** you Stoner 8)

I thought this might a be about tapestry.

I thought is was going to be about worms 🙂

ton - Member
we had a sauna at the rugby club.............certain people used to wee on the stones.................

Posted 2 hours ago # Report-Post

How many points do I get?

How about a recycling bin, so we can copy and paste all the trash posts and lob them out.

The posters will get the hint and re think his intentions.

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I'm thinking more of a video related thread

For Pook:
(dog doodoo and worms)

Dogs are associated with more than 60 zoonotic diseases among which, parasitosis and, in particular, helminthosis, can pose serious public-health concerns worldwide. Many canine gastrointestinal parasites eliminate their dispersion elements (eggs, larvae, oocysts) by the faecal route. The quantity of canine faeces deposited on public and private property in cities worldwide is both a perennial nuisance and an important health issue. Public sites such as playgrounds, parks, gardens, public squares and sandpits may be an important source of human infection. The aim of this study was to evaluate the extent of both canine faecal contamination in the city of Naples (southern Italy), and presence of canine parasitic elements, with particular regard to those which are potential agents of zoonosis. A regular grid of sub-areas (1 km × 700 m) was overlaid on the city map using a Geographical Information System (GIS). In each sub-area the straightest 1 km transect was drawn and digitalized on-screen in the GIS. Between February and May 2005 canine faeces were counted along the 1 km transects in 143 sub-areas, and 415 canine faecal samples were collected and submitted to coprological examinations. Negative binomial regression models and Gaussian random effects models were used to analyze the association between faeces count and human population density taking into account for extraPoisson variability. Logistic regression model was used to evaluate the association between positivity to parasitic elements and number of canine faeces.

Oh, I know what you're thinking - where's the facts ?

Results

Out of the 143 studied sub-areas, 141 (98.6%) contained canine faeces. There was a strong spatial gradient with 48% of the total variability accounted by between neighbourhood variability; a positive association between the number of faeces and the human population density was found. Seventy (over 415, 16.9%) canine faecal samples were positive for parasitic elements. There was no association between positivity to parasitic elements and the number of canine faeces. Eggs of Toxocara canis, Toxascaris leonina, Ancylostoma caninum and Trichuris vulpis were found, as well as oocysts of Isospora canis.
Conclusion

In conclusion, the results of the present study, conducted using GIS both for planning and sampling and for evaluation and presentation of findings, showed the presence of canine faecal contamination in the city of Naples, and the presence of canine parasitic elements, some of which are potential agents of zoonosis.

I'm with you sharki...

The Southern Yeti - Member

ton - Member
we had a sauna at the rugby club.............certain people used to wee on the stones.................

Posted 2 hours ago # Report-Post

How many points do I get?

I remember watching Newsround as a child and they had a report on how dog pooh makes you blind. Something to do with a parasite that crawls up to your eyes and eats them from the back. I always had visions of a worm sat in the back of the eye ball with a knife and fork!

i like it when someone comes along and throws a massive miserable post in the mix of it all... really helps me cross people off my "forum members i'd probably enjoy having a ride/laugh with in real life" list.

one day when my list is of an appropriate size i'm going to host a secret-sexy-superfun-happyfuntime-party... then they're regret being miserable sods i tell theee!!!

... lubing myself up already...

Will the person who's the sex interest know beforehand, or will it be a surprise?

What has one missed?

@TSY... who said you're invited?

@IanMunro ... they'll find out when we burst into their bedroom wearing clown costumes

🙁

Anyone know the best way of getting bearing grease out of chest hair?

nahhh only joking, TSY is invited, as are most people that come across as young enough to not be offended by every little joke/take themselves too seriously.... oh and barnsleymitch, despite his age i like his style.

ignore the health warnings about the "punch" i'll be serving.... you'll all be coming with me to a better place.

ignore the health warnings about the "punch" i'll be serving

Please, just not the face!

Yeah, mitch best be there! Where is he though?
I've not been putting biscuits out for im and it's been mighty cold recently. Hope he's ok.

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LOL at Pook of Bayeux ! - where do they come from ?

Please, just not the face!

The back of the neck would be more of a worry.

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cut off the _m from the URL pook to make it biggerer.

Jamie
Charlie Mungus
racing ralph

all need a humour injection.

What? what have I done now?

Oh, ok just read the original title

Well, can I offer as evidence

To be honest I can't see why this is such a difficult subject. I tried that waterboarding once, it was fantastic, That was in Cornwall, admittedly when i did it up north it was a bit chilly. But these guys are in Cuba, so what's the problem?

[quote=CharlieMungus][quote=ton]good old chinese burn.
Racist!!

[quote=wrt Anne Frank]^

She's in the attic!!

[quote=wrt life class modelling]I used to do it, in basement studio. You never got to see the artists, all you heard was the clunk as they put the money in the slot to be able to continue painting. Other times you would hear furious painting as they tried to finish the piece before the shutter closed. You could tell when the managed this, they would give a yelp of success and then they wouldn't need to put any more money in the slot.

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/friday-jokes-that

Perhaps, most revealing

no, no. The point is that there is always a point but often you cannot see it. You need to move to the argand plane

Having talked about Michael McIntyre, then Piers Morgan, I thought I'd just ask about Jesus Christ. I mean , Is it just me or was he a bit full of himself? Yes, sure he did some good stuff with the loaves and fishes and the water into wine, but that was a while back and whilst it might be said that his early stuff was good in it's time. Would it really cut it now? Isn't time folks stopped going on about him and paid more atention to more relevant folks like Paul Daniels, David Blaine or that Criss Angel Bloke?

I only said you can mock people for the choices they make in life

I know, that's why i was mocking you. Sorry, I didn't realise that you meant you can mock other people for the choices they make in life

See loads of good stuff there. Admittedly some of it might have gone over some folks heads and sometimes the irony wasn't apparent to some folks. But much of that was pure comedy gold, or pyrites at least.

Charlie - admittedly you do make me chuckle sometimes. I even appreciate the humour you've displayed in going back through a load of threads to find all your funny posts... almost too droll!

What's it all about, this? Have I missed something because I went to market this morning? 🙁

watch it everyone - here's the fun police !

😉

Look, if I weren't here, this place would be well boring and you know it. 😉

So, what's happened then? Someone bin racist or something?

EDIT: Oh, I get it:

"forum/topic/who-are-the-most-seriously-unhumourous-people-on-the-forum?"

What, there was an argument or something? Someone din't find someone else's 'joke' funny?

Go on, do tell.

Dunno Elfin it was summin about nufink Pook said that some peeps aint funny and that they kill threads with like humour failure an stuff or summin but then he like decided to change his thread an like that made some of us look stupid or summing but then like the stupid lot come on here and it got alright and stuff then charlie was like 'but I am funny' and I was like 'yeah you are'.

What d'ya get in that there London taan market then?

Some bread and vegetables. I'll have to go back though, as I've forgotten to buy some milk, and I'm running low.

You should have bought a caa?

I am funny, I am funny, I'm a strong beautiful woman and I am funny!

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[i]i like it when someone comes along and throws a massive miserable post in the mix of it all... really helps me cross people off my "forum members i'd probably enjoy having a ride/laugh with in real life" list.[/i]

Here here. Mingus is on that list.

i like it when someone comes along and throws a massive miserable post in the mix of it all... really helps me cross people off my "forum members i'd probably enjoy having a ride/laugh with in real life" list.

Here here. Mingus is on that list.

That's good to hear, for a moment I thought you were going to say that I was crossed off it. Thanks for those words of encouragement and support. In these difficult times, the hand of friendship is greatly appreciated.

What have you done, CharlesMungus?

Must say, I am enjoying Pook's STW via the Bayeux Tapestry posts! 🙂

can someone please tell me what this thread is about...........please.
i am confused...... 😳

You can count on me

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houns, verily your donkey is either vomiting or laughing his ass* off

* 😆 🙄

heh 🙂

I'm still chuckling at pooks helmet/TJ effort

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a-ha !

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Yeah, get TJ, leave Charlie alone, let's get TJ!

you're all welcome to my sexy party.

bring cheese and pineapple chunks on little sticks

Ton - I'm with you - did the mods delete certain posts in a thread I have missed or what?

I think a few feel they have to be the moral compass for the many,

OR

They are ace trolls

either way it can spoil a jolly fun bit of banter between consenting idiots.

I don't mind I'm stoopid apparently and very wrong and offensive to most

so I must be doing something right 😀

am I the few? Or the moral compass?

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Fantastic stuff there Pook

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*squints*

t'would all make sense had i left my original post up. Chances are I'd have been banned though, and I've relaxed a bit since then.

Plus, use me as a moral compass and we'd all get lost.

edit: teej, none of the orignal post was done with you in mind incidentally - but helmets was the only thing I could bayeaux up easily 😀

does cow-sex feature heavily in your day-to-day life, too Pook ?

(this may be relevant to moral compassicititudinousness)

Well, the original thread title is up there to see. Did you have something mean and nasty in the original post?

"oh and barnsleymitch, despite his age i like his style."
Oh cheers for that. I turned 50 last Tuesday, and now I'm only fit for watching countdown and stinking of wee. Thank you very much. And this so called bloody party you're having - what's to eat? There'd better be a nice bit of ham, or tongue, and none of that foreign muck. Oh, and no eggs neither, they bind me up in my back body.

not really no. Just an observation that there's a bunch of people who seemingly go entirely against the grain of a thread just to prove their greater knowledge of a subject than others.

I know that that is how the internet works, but it's just getting more common on here and we're, well, better than that!

Scaredy - cow sex does not feature heavily no. But it's difficult to portray 'niche riding' in any other way on the bayeaux tapesty.

See, now 'cos Stoner followed up with a pop against me, I don't know whether yours was directed at me too and I'm getting all confused about whom to hate.

I refer you to my last tapestry.

Meh, ok, I'll just save it for the next person who posts something stupid. Though I don't know if I can wait that long.

I refer you to my last tapestry.

That just isn't said enough.

I refer you to my last tapestry.

I had a close look at the tapestry, but maybe it's going over my head, where is the reference to not having the strength of conviction to stand by what you say?

I've not said owt about you old chap. I just said some people take a very serious line in otherwise jovial threads.

TBH I didn't even know of you until you were mentioned on this thread, ergo, no the original post was not directed at you.

Like JOKE threads ffs.

Ok so you may have problems, I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems...
sorry
ahem, just use a different thread to air it!

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