......i turned my venom to these ****less wonders
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for being a celebrity hating (secretly wanting to be one) coont
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just die
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the only woman who can give another meaning to a fish finger
i'm in a mood and i've had some wine
Add any politician to that list! 😀
I dont even know who an of them are!
i'm sorry will have to take you to task over the divine Ms Holden!
Give you a hand with her from the iceland ads if you want a swop?
This man surely has to be at the top of anyone's list of punchable 'celebrities'
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Chris Moyles
Robby Williams
Sting
Robson Green
personally I dont really want to hit anyone...
I recognise Ms Katona....no idea who the other people in the pics are.
men who carry dogs.
Anyone who carries dogs.
The C*** in Woburn yesterday whos dog chased and bit me for about 1/2 a mile.
In a proper mood.
Then on the way home someone said 'be carefull there are people with dogs down there' Didn't know if to explain the irony or smack him one.
The C*** in Woburn yesterday whos dog chased and bit me for about 1/2 a mile.[/quoteGet off, attack dog.
Whos the poor retarded lad with ink on his head?
Could we have names please? I'd like to know who they are.
THATS Perez Hilton?!?!
(And Amanda Holden)
Hazel Blears
But once you started punching, you'd never, ever, stop.
Percy Montgomery. SA Rugby player.
Some time ago, I was watching a game in a pub in Salisbury. I was introduced to a friend of a friend, who went by the name of "Sharky". Sharky was a massive Saffer, an ex-Natal prop.
At one point, the image of Percy came up on screen and I asked the assembled masses, "Am I the only one who really wants to punch Percy Montgomery every time I see him?"
The assembled masses all agreed, apart from Sharky, who very quietly said...
"The difference between all of you and me, is that I really [i]have[/i] punched him"
There was then a rush of people all wishing to buy Sharky a pint! Top man.
who on earth is Perez Hilton? 😯
He made a celeb gossip website and now hangs out with them 😀
Cherie Blair. While I'm at it, Tony can have one and all.
Piers and Amanda deffo. John terry. Jeremy Kyle. Pete Dogherty.
I'd love to deliver a fifty metre running punch to Alan Carr's face.
Re. Percy Montgomery, Flashy, I'd love to see you do it...he'd ****in clobber the shite out of you.
It would be like one of those games where ond takes delight out of either side losing 😛
Darcy, I wouldn't be so sure...! 😉
Although I stick by what I first said, I would defifnitely love to give that Perez hilton a darn good kicking. 😈 Kicks hurt more than punches anyway...
Oh, and whilst I'm at it, I'll raise finbars bar, and propose a 60 metre running kick to the goolies of that daffy **** from that gopping (I love that word) pop band.
As a symbol of all that is wrong with the current government: Ed Balls. Over and over again.
When Percy joined the Dragons he went out with the team and was destroyed by about 6.00 they just carried him from pub to pub and propped him up and took the piss. A mate has a photo of him with his head hanging and vacant glassy eyes.
Craig Bellamy.
We're currently living at the Mother In Laws while our new house becomes vacant.
I know who I'd like to punch, but I bet she feels the same about me too.
+1 for Sting.
David Cameron
George Osbourne
Arsene Wenger
Bob Geldoff and his stupid daughters
Bono
Adam Crozier
Alan Yentob
That'll do for now.
I'm with the pacifists. I don't really want to punch anyone, it hurts my fingers too much.
Hariette Harperson, Ed Balls, Piers Morgan, Peter Mandelsson, Pete Dochertey (sp?), just for starters. Just let me go get my carbon knuckled Oakley gloves before we start...
CFH you'd have to be tougher than Percy's wife, who wasn't able to punch him back
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CFH you'd have to be tougher than Percy's wife, who wasn't able to punch him back
Another reason to punch the ****.
I'm with the pacifists. I don't really want to punch anyone, it hurts my fingers too much.
Use a cricket bat.
Or for Craig Bellamy, a 3-wood.