I'll start.
No matter how hard I try, I just can't eat a cheese and onion pasty without getting absolutely covered in crumbs. You should see the state of me at the moment.
I really like pasties too 🙁
I struggle with the whole ovulating thing...
Bladder control.
<shakes dry>
I'm pretty rubbish at flying.
I wish i could wheelie - a life skill i lack and need to learn how to
eating crisps with my mouth closed and not attacking the bag like it is a wounded animal.
I wish i could chat up really hot women.
And I'd like to learn to play harmonica.
Small talk - I'm rubbish at general chit-chat, and don't find it easy to have conversations with people I don't know.
Socialising.
rubbing my tummy and patting my head at the same time
sobriety... I am absolutely god awful at it... I keep plugging away at it with dogged determintaion but it's just one of those things that I will never get to grips with..
Iron trousers.
Speak French. 5 years at school anf umpteen night classes. Je reste merde !
You wear what.....?!!!
You pervert!!!
Chatting-up women, and general small-talk.
Motivate myself to do boring stuff.
football - You can earn so much money in just ten years if you can control a football.
Mines one of the biggies - Hunting. I always end up attacking a wounded animal like it is a bag of crisps. Its never enough, they usually just skulk off to lick their very insignificant wounds.
Drive a car without judging other people's driving skills (ie. their lack of)
Wear a hat with anything approaching style. My life would so much better.
My telepathy skills seem to fail me all the time....
Is there a limit on the number I can include please?
Spelin and punctuationing sentancs 😀
Dance
the ability to like ppl you haven't yet met..
Fiegning interest
Sawing wood. The saw always gets stuck near the end.
Looking anything other than a complete muppet in photos - I simply cannot smile to order. Made our wedding tricky!
I'm picturing Surf-Mat wearing the rictus grin of Gordon Brown?
Not awesome!
Ability to say 'no'.
I just think it's very kind of Mat to come on here and pretend he has a weakness.
It's not far off...
All of the above 🙁
Tang - can you lend me a grand?
Walking along and taking a sip of drink without stopping
Playing a musical instrument, though I do have a very loose plan to rectify that. Might be back here sometime with a thread of my own to ask for suggestions.
communicate
Sing. Can't do it to save my life, which is a shame (for other people) cos I really enjoy it.
sorry ton, I don't understand - what's the problem?
Sex, the wife tells me I'm shite but I enjoy it anyway...