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[Closed] Where do you hide your Frankie Vaughan

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Just found a stash I put in an old motorcycle top box 9 years ago. Over the past few months Ive noticed porn mags on the side of the road that look like they have been chucked out of a car window. Whats the point of that? Is this something thats happening anywhere else in the country?


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:37 pm
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who reads porn mags these days? - it's the porn equivalent of buying vinyl


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:39 pm
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That what I thought when I found them.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:45 pm
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technically known as hedge porn...


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 9:50 pm
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I name a folder NoRp and put my porn in that. Then, it goes hiding in a couple of layers of folders in my program files on my hard drive so people looking through the average documents wouldnt find it. Girlfriend hasent so far!


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 10:15 pm
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you hide porn from your GF? why not look together 😉


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 10:23 pm
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I prefer a magazine. You get a more intimate relationship with the ladies, special and lasting. This digital stuff is fine, but it isn't as romantic.


 
Posted : 16/05/2009 10:32 pm
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LOL! 😆

BigDummy; poetic as ever!


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 12:13 am
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F-effing crazy the lot of you.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 1:09 am
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W*nkers.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 2:22 am
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There's two sort of bloke in the world. W*nkers and liars.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 8:37 am
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BD is right.

RoadPron, HedgePron, BywayBongo, call it what you will, was an essential part of a childhood. Who can't remember that frisson of finding a bit of footpath filth one summer's afternoon? Nursing it back to life and tending to it over the following days.....ah.... those halcyon days.

Nowadays, young chaps will grow up with a steady stream of electronic filth at their fingertips. Where's the romance in that? Where is that frisson? Where's the sense of something being a bit wrong?

Much like we all do that "quick glance at the top shelf" in the newsagents, so I am sure that many of us do that "quick glance in the hedgerow" while out on a ride, hoping to espy a glimpse of roadpron.

So, the task to you all is simple - Spread the love. Find a nice spot where you know it will be found and distribute your old stash. Hell, 9 year old smut will still work magic on young chaps when found in a hedgerow! It's a regular road trip tradition for the Squadron, each car has at least one rythym pamphlet to distribute on the way home, with extra marks awarded for creativity!

Spread the word, people, let's bring back hedgepron!


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 10:13 am
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Coyote - true.

CFH - lol at rhythm pamplet!


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 11:26 am
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BigDummy:

I prefer a magazine. You get a more intimate relationship with the ladies, special and lasting. This digital stuff is fine, but it isn't as romantic.

I was hoping you would use the term analogue porn 😉


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 11:28 am
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'BywayBongo'
'footpath filth'
'rythym pamphlet'

LOL! Pure class!

That's one of the best posts I've read on here in ages! Nice one, Flashy!

Made me laugh so much, I think a little bit of poo popped it's head out. I'm turtle-heading! Back in a mo...


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 1:02 pm
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<wipes tear from eye>

Those were the days.


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 4:02 pm
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whilst reading this the woman on telly has just said 'clean shaven'...


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 4:56 pm
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Back in a mo...

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That's either one of the largest dumps in the history of the world, or else he's taken some of his gentertainment to the trap with him and is currently having a very long Sherman.

😉


 
Posted : 17/05/2009 4:57 pm