Came back from a ride yesterday, unloaded my bike from my shiny new car, came back out an hour later to grab my box of tools etc. and found some little scrote and keyed the length of my car!
If I had caught the little sod I think some kind of torture would have taken place until he coughed up the money to repair it.
What other situations are there where torture could be accepted?!
Think you've nailed the best case. Never understood the despicable mentality of keying cars.
I'm not sure you've set the provocation required before torture is used low enough there.
Someone gave me a funny look yesterday, I wanted to water board them.
I think if there's a terrorist with a nuke somewhere in LA? And you've only got 24 hours to find him (or her) then it's acceptable. Doubly so if your daughter has been kidnapped and can't seem to avoid staying out of trouble.
and found some little scrote and keyed the length of my car!
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haha. It is an old BMW estate! it would have been classed as 's****y' a few years back, not now though!
Had you paerked on the footway or grass verge, a common reason for damage to cars by older people
As an older person I get annoyed by cars parked on the path when I walking my dogs. I would never key one though. Not when I usually have a bag of dog poop to smear inside the door handles.
OP sorry to hear, that would piss me right off. Pure envy.
@project a lot of that goes on in Paris if people don't like the way you've parked
I was rather impressed with my parking yesterday, within a few inches of the curb, not on it. I even took a second glance as I walked away, it has not been easy adjusting from parking a little vw polo to a big estate!
Managed to get some Halford scratch repair, primer done this morning, so hopefully that will sort it out.
People who leave litter out on the trails and countryside. You can sort of expect it on proper trail centres, though no more acceptable, but out in the countryside? These people need stringing up.
Had you paerked on the footway...
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Walkers who strategically place pointed branches on trails so when you hit them you are impaled.
I could quite happily have them broken on the wheel.
Some tosser shoved a crowbar in the ground on a particular bit of local trail. That takes a special kind of person to go that far...
I found a pair of pensioners laying cut brambles across a local cycle route. They looked embarrassed. I said nothing, just cycled slowly a hundred yards back from them and followed them home. I hope they had some sleepless nights. The brambles never appeared again.
@project a lot of that goes on in Paris if people don't like the way you've parked
But in Paris, how can you tell?
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