Prawns cooked with garlic, chilli, lemon, parsley and olive oil. With a glass of red wine.

Gin

The Mrs is out tonight and I am responsible for the little guy. Just put him to bed and it's time for tea

😉

Pizza. Big pizza. With lots of chilli.

It's got to be [b]PIE[/b]

The boy and I are home alone (OH gone to Glasgow).
Home made steak pie,dauphinoise and green beans.Cheesecake to follow.
He is on beer,I am on a very nice rioja.

Mine's away at Strathpuffer. Me and the boys chose our own lunch and dinner. Lunch was bacon and Brie baguettes. Dinner was Chicago Town pizzas for the small boy, microwave roast dinner for the big boy, and I've got pork escalopes with a Brie sauce.

Toast. Or cornflakes.

I like nice food but I’m fundamentally lazy.

OH is in Poland for a few days I've made a massive chilli followed by a brioche bread and butter pudding and a couple of beers.
A roller session and two big dog walks keeps me in the allowed (1630) calories mfp has given me for the day (+the exercise call)

My wife and two daughters have gone to see the inlaws, so I'm home alone for the first time in at least 4 years!

I've just finished pasta putenesca, which is my go to as it contains anchovies which Mrs Nerd hates. With a Leffe. I've got a rice pudding in the combi-micro for pudding. With (frozen) raspberries.
Then I'll probably have some gin.

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Gin

Fajitas, so easy even I can do them, plus they can be quite healthy.

Depends on what Mrs Robbo brings over.
Ha haha. Hahahahaha. Hahahahahaha.
Not really, I'm a lonely bachelor so just the usual tin of sardines for me. There's no washing up for a start.

Crispy fried shredded chilli beef and fried rice plus!Crispy duck and loads of pancakes .
Then I usually fall asleep on the sofa watching "so bad they're good" movies.

Calves liver. With a nice chianti.

Tonight Matthew, I will be making stew. Maybe even with dumplings.

Calves liver. With a nice chianti.

Needs more fava beans.

Steak or curry followed by a brimming bowl of incognito browsing

When the Wife’s away eldest and I have a donner kebab and watch an inappropriate film - usually aliens.

Curry, spicy curry. The missus likes a curry but I like to jazz it up a bit with a bit of heat, so when opportunity knocks it’s time for a ring-stinger.

**** food I am in the garage tinkering on me bikes. With absolute 80's on.

Hang on Robbie if you are responsible for the little one then who is responsible for you?

Mrs Dubs can’t eat spices. So curry

After being so single for nearly a year the novelty has worn off 😆

My much better half is away from 1st Feb to Malaga with a group of friends 2 of whom are celebrating their birthdays ..
Myself & son will have to survive 5 days ..and at least two of those days will involve our nearest KFC ..30 miles away 😉

Mrs doesnt eat lamb so i love a nice rack with freah veg and savoury rice. Mmm.

Fray Bentos. I live a crazy life.

When I was growing up I used to look forward to my mum going away for the weekend, because literally before she’d reached the end of the road my dad would say “right! Steak and chips for tea then!”

A wise man, my dad. I see no reason to not take on board everything he taught me. Well.... maybe not everything, but definitely this bit 😀

It was crisp sandwiches and kebabs last time she was away! 😀

Hang on Robbie if you are responsible for the little one then who is responsible for you

The cat and failing that probably buzz light year!

Homemade pizza with a nice red wine, well whatever is on offer at the co-op 🙂

The only thing I can guarantee my lot will all eat is toad in the hole and it's easy to make. Either that or if there's anything on that night it would be something quick and easy like a pizza

Fish and/or lentils two things she doesn't really indulge in.

Used to be pizza; I've changed!

Due to the wife being fussy over food with nuts in, anaphylaxis and stuff, usually something with pesto or pad Thai followed up by toffee pecan thing or something with walnuts. Than a massive bag of dry roasted peanuts which I always consume to the point that I am beyond dehydrated and desiccated.

Often an m and s meal for 2for tenner but they didn't have it in this weekend so settled for chicken pie and dauphinous pots and kale. I did make it last 2 nights after reading that half a pie contains 99% of my daily fat allowance 😯

So you can have over half a pie and its fine...

Sausage and mash with peas and gravy.

Spaghetti with olive oil garlic parsley parmesan toasted pine nuts fried breadcrumbs chili . And a nice white wine.

Food!?..i may be doing these nights in by myself wrong.

Few beers in the fridge, bottle of whiskey on the side, some cans of Pepsi.... Maybe some prescription strength opiates... Think tramadol, diazepam, codeine etc....turn heating up, get naked.... Beat myself speechless over the most debauched porn I can find until Mrs Deviant comes home
...and then if my lucks in smile stupidly and try to get away with acting out my sordid scene with her too....it's about a 50/50 success rate so far, with those odds I'm not giving up!

Gin.

And porn.

I also like crying into my sock. 🙂

Just to try to restore the STW credibility...

poached eggs, avocado and thick ham. Drizzled with dijon mayo and toasted bagel on the side.

Caviar, Korean BBQ Poodle and cocaine snorted off the tits of high class escorts. Washed down with Shark Fin soup and a bottle of Scotch.

Lightly fried pis liver, mash and frozen peas - food of the gods. Nobody else in the house likes it, so only when I am on my own!

Probably a couple of baked chicken breasts and some spinach.

In fact that’s what I had last night.