[Closed] What's your username all about then?

cos I ride slowly.. compared to concorde or a F22 Raptor or a bullet or a veyron...

Because I am. 8)

FoxyChick - Member
Because I am.

mm mmmmm 😉

Is a CNC machine I used to program & set.
And this is my re-birth after the hacking debacle.

ton, won't you need to change your name to kilo?

As in Ducati.
My motorised two-wheel transport at the time.

And this is my re-birth after the hacking debacle.

Tell them how fast I am Takisawa2 - You fancy ride monday - 9:30 at Tackaroo Gates ( Colin & Chris are riding)

I used to be known as simonralli but when the website got hacked for some unknown reason I was under the impression I would need a new one so went for simonralli2. I don't know why I didn't go for simonralli1 and to be honest would like to ditch the 2 but hey ho.

I like coffee.

Ooh, goody, it's the caffeine queen!! 😆

Was my nickname at school some 30 years ago.

MrsGrips, is that true? I've just read it out to MrsG and we both thought it lovely.

yunki... short for youngster.. cos I'm the oldest of my closest mates..

I can't resist a sprint for the cafe!

I live in one of the less salubrious parts of this city. Natives can get a bit restless now and again and I'm surrounded by them

'Them'? Zulus? As in black people?

Maybe he means Birmingham City fans, who are nicknamed the 'Zulus'?

because I had just watched the film
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Yes I do know that is not Dr Strangelove but is Major 'King' Kong played by Slim Pickens

cos it's my name and my birth year

Because it is the type of guitar that sits next to my computer and all I could think of at the time.

I like muddy puddles... oh and I allegedly have a dirty mind. It's also a kind of misspelt extension of my name Phil.

Also the stw mods wouldn't let me register the name Hitler, apparantly it was innapropriate.

I'm little and I'm Tones

[url= ]Squidschy lamb[/url]

techno DJ from Bristol. circa "the raving days of glory - early-mid 90's" 🙂 .....

Tracker= old nickname from work after a particularly long night involving drink and curry, and the ability to track where I had been thanks to the trail of devastation in my wake. (OK, I puked a bit).
1972= year of birth seeing as Tracker seemed to have been taken everywhere on the internet by the time I arrived.

Use it pretty much everywhere on the internet so I don't have to remember loads of different usernames and passwords.

Because I usually cycle......alone

Because I am.

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Druid tank from WoW 🙄 - long story of 4 years of WoW crack addiction and top level raiding. I am now a rehabilitated X WoW crack addict. Bee going straight since last April 😯

Mounty - as a young lad I was always chasing the girls... 🙂

My blues guitar name, from another life!

well my username was originally the name of the hub maker from the 90s, nukeproof, which, back in the day, I liked but could not afford although I hear they had a tendency to break. Since the brand has been resurrected I thought I'd just shorten it...

http://www.motoringpicturelibrary.com/preview_image.asp?fleID=6481

Mis-spelled, obviously.

Until recently, the bear was the only artifact to survive the crash.

Reference to my survival from a disfunctional family.

long story, but essentially did something very daft, nickname at the time was captain caveman, mates re-coined it captain bastard

to this day, same mates refer to 'doing a captan bastard'

Explanation lifted from another site.

[b][i]My favourite campaign - Harry the Spider passes prickle-effect acid test Cadbury didn’t have to work hard at all to grab my attention when I was a child. After all, their ads were for my favourite substance – chocolate.

In the ’60s and ’70s, Cadbury’s ads were ubiquitous and famous. The jingles are super glued onto my memory.

You can’t forget “a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat” or “everyone’s a fruit and nut case, crazy for those Cadbury nuts and raisins”.

But the ultimate Cadbury ad, which still makes my eyes prickle with pleasure, was the ones with Harry the Spider for Cadbury’s Chocolate Fingers.

Cadbury’s fingers are a gift of a brand. Any agency should be shot if they could not produce a great ad with this client, but this is the one that has lingered.

A charming, freckled lad, with a broad toothy grin is listing all the events that he celebrates by eating Cadbury Fingers – birthdays, school holidays and Easter.

In the final shot, he shoots a wicked smile at the camera, slides open a matchbox and announces that today he is eating Cadbury’s Fingers to celebrate Harry the Spider’s coming out party (with no double entendre in the ’70s).

Although you never hear them, you can feel his mum and sisters screaming at the huge pet spider he has living in thematchbox.

It’s a triumph of casting and a brilliant, economical script.

I suspect that for most of us there is a golden age of ads happening somewhere between our childhood and teenage years, and with a child’s faultless memory for the trivial we can call up those ads decades later.

I can still sing the complete Stardrops jingle... “The household cleaner, concentrated too, a few drops does your washing up and shines your house like new.

Stardrops, Stardrops!” Most of these ads were mundane and seem to be for household cleaners.

But when it comes to great ads they have to pass an acid test, they have to make my eyes prickle – tears or laughter, a great ad has to have the “prickle” effect every time I see it.

It is still a real pleasure when I see a new ad that succeeds in generating the prickle.

Alison Payne is planning director at Craik Jones
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I ride my bikes in the mud.

I'm a shortarse.

cos I am - born and bred and proud of it - YRA !

As foretold by my grandad, "Adrian' became 'Adrain" (through typos at first then "ooh, that's funny, look") then plain 'drain'. It's stuck since I was about 13. And bizarrely/through another example of nominative determinism, I ended up working in the water/wastewater industry.

Any rumours that I have a mind like a sewer are scurrilous and unfounded 😉

MOLLSKI,because our cats called molly and im from the USSR 😈

Because my names Dan and 67 is close together on the key board when I put a number after my name

Back in the day on here I used to be SingleTrackRocks (just because it does) and everyone used to shorten it to STR, hence when I had to re-register I became TheArtistFormerlyKnownAs.....STR

Once upon a time there was a fairly unreliable mountain bike forum... which got hacked/owned with its own bombers

[u]S[/u]kive [u]O[/u]ff [u]O[/u]ut [u]B[/u]iking alias

first used in 2005 when the site was gonna be down for a day* so i bunked off and went for a ride. Didnt use my usual login so work were none the wiser.

*the much anticipated stw v2

My kayaking website - www.unsponsored.co.uk

Just liked the sound of it when I was learning to write HTML.

It's my name and I use it on pretty much every forum I post on.

As above lol

Ooh, goody, it's the caffeine queen!!

Only just caught that, are you suggesting you're the coffeequeen, or me? I shall have sharp words with you if you meant the latter! 🙂

The boats I work on are owned by Clipper Ventures and they are sixty eight footers.

I shall have sharp words with you if you meant the [b]latté[/b]!

😀

I'm the leader of the Decepticons... 😯
However, this may not be true.

I used to be called something else, but got banned. At the time I eas working as a botanist and so when I re-registered I thought it was funny
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Mine is a shortening of Green Knight after the story Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.

My name is Gawain by the way.

It is my favourite place and a most wonderful place to spend time at when your growing up or grown up, unfortunately it's a not very often I get to go there now due to the fact it's about 12000 miles away.

I used to work as a guide in the Mountain Bike meca that is [url= http://www.mountainedge.co.uk/ ]Kitzbuhel[/url], Austria. Thus, every time I type it in I get to remember what fun it is riding there!

And it has a nice ring to it...

My names Philip, my wife calls me flip 😛

It duntmatter, does it?

It was between this and throbbing or pulsating.
Says a lot about me I suppose

Freddyg- it is true yes. One of those strange quirky things that happen now and again 🙂

My bike - Orange Diva <3

Because I am, obviously.

😉

Because they're annoying

Because Rocky 2 was on TV the night after I started uni and some of the other guys in the rowing club saw it and thought of me when they saw Clubber.

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IHN - yes they are...

errr......
I'm not a thin woman.

I thought chew-k-y might sound weird so changed to chewkw.

😆

Another, cos it's my name innit.

Although Dez is not actually on my birth certificate. That'd be Derek. Derek Frank, in fact. My brothers are called Ray Robert and John David. My parents obviously were having a laugh when I was born 🙁

my name is Toby, my friends are lazy, they call me Toab.

Nothing to do with tits on bulls...

I am a massive fan of Jamie Theakston.

Because biking wise I am old and incompetent. I am also a bit irrascible and have ideas above my station

Edit - this is of course assuming that you have seen Dad's Army

From my first snowboarding clobber with a shiny crash helmet - GF said I looked like Buzz Lightyear and my mates laughed. It stuck. [Wish I could find the photo]

it's my name with the middle cut out... (ie first 3 letters & last 2)

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My hound Monty, as well as the occasional ice cream he also likes beer as well.

Because I'm mad scientist!

and the name's Frank.

darcy, yes (laydees 😀 ), I'm a real life Mr. Darcy.

deadly - nickname at uni

Shortcut - no idea how I got that. Possibly something to do with being able to miss out long boring / hard bits of trail, or indeed wreak havoc in a group ride by going from the back to the front fairly quickly by taking a shortcut.

I am usually well behaved now though! 😀

The tune that my footie team have run out to for the past forty years or so
Makes for a great ringtone too

BH9 - Bournemouth postal code (Winton/Charminster area) cos' that is where I was living when I registered.

My old nickname at high school, no idea where it came from!
Still get called it occasionally now by people I haven't seen for a while.

Song done by two of my very favourite bands

cos iam fat and my name is simon and the mk2 comes from the hacking incident

smurf - real name is S. Murfin. Been called smurf since I was at school.

real name is S. Murfin. Been called smurf since I was at school.

for goodness sake..

i saw mine in a motocross magazine its some Japanese rider called taka this guy...
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my name is andy, and..

analogue = reference to me being an electronic musician who kept his kit / collection of old, mostly Roland, analogue synths keyboards when most 'went digital' (although I subsequently sold too many, too cheaply, mostly to Vince Clarke!

and analogue = warm, deep, subtle, dirty
digital = cold, thin, calculated, shiny 😉

I am hung like a drayhorse