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I'll have to admit to being a big fan of Ebola, being as it's simple, effective and you can get it from sexytime with monkeys. Plus, it's featured in films and the actors having Ebola attacks and the make up and special effects guys must have awesome fun with the fake blood.

So, that's mine, what's yours? In these economic uncertain times it's always useful to know...


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 9:47 am
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The Yawn virus. The only disease known to be transmitted by sight only. Beauty in that power.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 9:49 am
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Hep C. More transmissible than HIV, plus it kept me in a job for a long time.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 9:50 am
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The common cold. Incureable, highly contagious, and comedy amounts of green sticky snot. Fan-tas-tic!


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 9:51 am
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yep another vote for ebola. Anything that turns your organs to mush and allows you to crap them out deserves admiration.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 9:52 am
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I like elephatitist.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 9:54 am
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"elephatitist"

a disease so rare even google hasn't heard of it.

Well Niche.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 9:57 am
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[i]elephatitist[/i]

that's meant to be [i]elephantiasis[/i], right? 😉


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:01 am
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I like the thing that "Tree Man" has that makes him look like bark. Is it infectious?

Takes camo to a whole new level...

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Posted : 26/03/2009 10:02 am
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The Yawn virus. The only disease known to be transmitted by sight only. Beauty in that power.

That is indeed a wondrous thing. Totally infectious when you see someone else yawn.

Odd thing is, just typing this has made me yawn as well.....

Infectious even over the interweb?


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:04 am
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Bet that guy above wouldn't mess around on aleighs mate


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:06 am
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantiasis

Don't know how to do the clicky thing! Its caused by a worm playing havoc with the immune system. I also quite like the trypansome bugs, also called kissing bugs as they kiss (rather they bite) men in the middle of the night!


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:08 am
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those are warts Crayola.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:09 am
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...and warts are usually caused by viruses.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:25 am
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Prion diseases (cjd, mad cow, scrapie)are pretty interesting if only because they're not viral or bacterial


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:26 am
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Ebola is fascinating & terrifying

Read this

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Posted : 26/03/2009 10:27 am
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i think my fav has to:
[b]Rabies[/b]

very nasty,
very under-rated in this country
ebola is pretty cool aswell I'll let you have that


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:33 am
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I like diseases that 'Do exactly what they say on the tin'

Like the winter vomiting virus. That comes in winter and makes you vomit.

Or 'slapped cheek' disease - characterised by bright red cheeks.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:50 am
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leishmaniasis
[url] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leishmaniasis [/url]
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ben fogle has it


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:54 am
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Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:58 am
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And that bloke's bark is worse than his bite.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 10:59 am
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polio - I had it when I was 8, but after 6 weeks in hospital and 6 months of physio I was completely unscathed 🙂

[b]crayola [/b]that treeman is utterly gross 🙁 Yet the bloke doesn't look too bothered ...


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 11:07 am
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Flu.

It's like that nutter in the corner of the world's pub. Most of the time it's just unpleasant, laying people out for a couple of days.

Then, once in a while it goes berserk and kills millions of people. It's due for another episode soon.


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 11:12 am
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conjunctivitis was good for me the other day: ward manager got a bit spooked and sent me home for the afternoon as an 'infection control risk'. Yay!


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 11:23 am
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Is there such a disease that it's cool to admit you've had it, or got it?

Like when you're at a family occasion, and you're chatting to the cousin you actually fancy and would take the risk of social condemnation and genetically disadvantaged kids and you could say "check me out barbara, this year I've had xxx, fancy getting jiggy on grannies bed?"


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 12:25 pm
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What a strange world you live in, PK....


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 12:44 pm
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....... and you're chatting to the cousin you actually fancy and would take the risk of social condemnation and genetically disadvantaged kids.....

haha
blimey that's a big risk assessment you've already taken there
😀


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 1:03 pm
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i think my fav has to:
Rabies

very nasty,
very under-rated in this country

+1
Indeed, growing up in Ireland, we used to have posters at part entries saying "RABIES KILLS", then a picture of someone foaming at the mouth, obviously in major distress, and then underneath in big red letters "AGONISINGLY". I swear we all grew up in fear of it sooo much. And I believe, it still does kill agonisingly doesn't it?


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 1:08 pm
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I await the next flu pandemic.

Last proper one (Spanish flu - 1918) killed 40 million people!

'pparently its overdue...


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 1:13 pm
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What if there was an ebola pandemic and people started to explode and turn to bleeding jelly bodies in the street?


 
Posted : 26/03/2009 4:09 pm