I suspect my daughter wins this with 70m year old fossils ๐
๐ nothing on this earth is that old
Lynx body wash. I'm 41.
Not this year but about 3 years ago I got some 35 yr old trials gloves that had lived in the loft for years....
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& here's me wearing them!...
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The in-laws gave me a pair of decanters that are apparently 150 years old. Just need something nice to go in them now.
Sample bottle of 53 year old whiskey.
Well my daughter was naughty so got a lump of coal, that's about 350 million years old.
And no pudding.
My son's remote controlled triceratops wins if this thread works in both directions: the creature modelled is 68 million years old, while the synthetic materials used for the modelling will probably last longer into the future than geological memory of the species that did the modelling. ๐
45 Year old fit neighbour half naked when I popped round to give her a parcel when she was out yesterday.
Made my Xmas.

45 Year old fit neighbour half naked when I [b]pooped[/b] round to give her a parcel when she was out yesterday.
I would have been embarrassed.
A bit of bog oak for a future project. Probably knocking on a bit.
an aerial photograph of someone elses house...
Whoopas!