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To expand on my earlier post I drove to Kensington in my A8, breakfasted at an artisan bakers where I paid £12 for a capuccino served in a cup with no handle, a gruyere and ham croissant and an organic apple and cinamon muffin, I then proceeded to the Science Museum where I took some photographs on their behalf.
(btw the car is 12 years old and I had brecky where I did as it had a loo and I was touching cloth)
Opened a bottle of CabSav.
'Tis almost gone now mind.
ordered a double macchiato and a bag of artisan roasted coffee beans while the barista discussed the merits of a small pair of scales to weigh beans to maintain even shots, then went to try a flannel suit on at Nicole Farhi.
Caught the ferry to Devonport* and spent the afternoon there,
*Devonport, Auckland.
investigated acupressure techniques and implemented my findings on my partner in an effort to induce labour..
went to lunch with some brokers and talked about weddings and skiing.
investigated acupressure techniques and implemented findings on my partner in an effort to induce sex...
Didn't work.
We're soooooo middle class.
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Swept the moss out of cracks in the brick paved drive
put a blanket over the rabbit hutch - any good ?
no wait,... bought a bottle of shaving oil 8)
(from Morrisons 😕 )
used some of that new wet bog wipe stuff after a huge richard.
very refreshing too.
Deleted my web cache......
Asked for my custom-made bed to be remanufactured, to a slightly different design.
Woke up in bed with a documentary director (as normal), then out for a meeting with a feature film producer then across town for a meeting with a leading contemporary artist. Bought black truffles on the way home. Home is a coach house in the grounds of a continuously occupied 13th century castle. (no idea what to do with the truffles).
investigated acupressure techniques and implemented findings on my partner in an effort to induce sex...Didn't work.
"....... you might feel a little prick."
Had an espresso.
However, that was balanced by the fact that I then worked a 16 hour shift of forcing entry to people's homes and searching their filthy, shitty houses.
wouldn't it be nice if we all got together and put down our newspapers and silly made up opinions and got together and realised we are the same, but that'd be really stupid and divisive.
Flew home from work by private jet.
boring. well done.
(no idea what to do with the truffles).
You can't be that middle class then.
Shave them on to cooked pasta I think.
Just to make double sure - if anyone is reading this thread and wondering about posting, if you wore a short-sleeved shirt today, you are not middle class 😉 😆
Shave them on to cooked pasta I think.
Shave them? Are you sure you're not thinking of tribbles?
I've been enjoying the cold wearing merino, cashmere and finisterre
Pretended that I was still working class
Opened my tea order from Betty's now drinking a nice cup of Yu Luo
Having a clear out of clothes to take to charity shop, these include Paul smith shirts, a Versace jumper, and a couple of merino and cashmere jumpers
Having a clear out of clothes to take to charity shop
err... which charity shop are taking them to..? 😳
Bought a Patagonia hoody
Cats protection in Stourbridge
Had an espresso.
what's middle class about that? they sell them in wetherspoons and garages.
unless you made your own using a LaPavoni/Rancilo/Gaggia with beans from an artisan roaster or from a poncy coffee shop and lifted your little finger up at a jaunty angle while supping it's just pro-plus in liquid form.
provenance is everything. 🙄
Cursed the Iberital for failing to grind my Mexican Maragogype in a timely manner. I'll be having stern words with my coffee man later on 👿
Made some Eastern Europeans wash my 4x4 in exchange for a few English pounds, whilst I sat in the warmth listening to the radio and gassing them with my diesel fumes.
Experiencing ennui and contemplating a nervous breakdown.
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Made some Eastern Europeans wash my 4x4 in exchange for a few English pounds, whilst I sat in the warmth listening to the radio and gassing them with my diesel fumes.
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The OP Asked about middle class, not Nazi behaviour!
Stifled a fart in public. Taken from the Paul Calf school of etiquette..
Had an espresso.
what's middle class about that?
Sorry thats not middle class enough for you. It is to me.
This morning:
Lit my wood burning stove
Descaled my Gaggia coffee machine
Went to Waitrose
So it looks like its true Mountain bike,s are for the middle classes then.
apart from DH/4x/bmx. they are ridden by the raucous uncouth sweary types with their wallets on the ends of chains who do jobs that give them rough hands. they also have a fondness for 'double denim'.
Had a nespresso coffee and I'm about to go out on my road bike.
I DH and will soon be bmx'ing again, but my job doesn't give me rough hands. Will I be too "overclassed" for bmx?
felt guilty
Sorry thats not middle class enough for you. It is to me.
i guess all social climbers have to start at the bottom. 🙄
thought I was better than my chavvy neighbours
I'm still thinking it now
Used a Latin saying in a conversation.
I also bought a Smoothie, but it was from the co-operative, so I think we can discount that one.
Will I be too "overclassed" for bmx?
do you recycle? do you wash the jars and rinse the pino-grigio bottles beforehand?
I watched a football match.
Chopped fire wood and then made Bramley apple sauce for the roast pork.