[Closed] What's the most "middle class" thing you have done today?

logged on here

Got out of the bath for a wee.

Bought fresh meat from a butchers.

[i]logged on here [/i]

during working hours.

Argued with some oiks on here.

Then felt guilty about it.

🙂

Spoke to John Lewis customer services. Does that count?

I just clicked on this thread to see what middle class was- so, er; not that.

logged on here

during working hours.

And I work from home how ****ing middle class can you get?

organised a lunch "date" with mates.

Buy bread from Waitrose supermarket?

Swept the moss out of cracks in the brick paved drive.

[i]And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?[/i]

me too.

In my defence, I did get dressed today.

Sneered at all the scrotes walking about the Town centre whilst I popped home for a bowl of soup at lunchtime.

phoned round for a new dog walker

Had a Flat White in Costa. Then spoilt it by getting a BUS home 😳

Was online with my macbook in a tea room in Chipping Norton

Ate some quiche while in my dressing gown.

Well I say quiche, it were actually flan. And I've been working nights.

listened to radio 4

tutted at a letter in the Local newspaper.

In my defence, it was an anti-mtb tirade though. And we havent had one of those in the Malvern Gazette for at least 6 months.

And I've been working nights.

hi oneoneonone, you recovered from BOTH appletises yet?

oh we have a costa actually in work. is that a bit middle class?

used my bike to go to the shop, even though we've 2 cars sat on the drive

I did download a copy of The Wasteland by a poet bloke to read while eating my sausage butties?

You work at Bluewater ?

I ate a chilli and chocolate cup cake.

dear god no. i work at a large automotive OEM engineering centre about 15 miles away..

Bought a new "cooler" lunch-bag.
Is it middle class to make a packed lunch??

DrP

I didnt want anyone to see me eating my lunch from Greggs!

paid 70€ for a taxi as i couldn't be arsed to stand on a platform and wait for a train in -15°C. the train would have cost me 10€.

Used my 4x4 to go and get some olives, fresh anchovies and sun dried tomatoes for lunch.

Took the cat to the vet.... but had to wait for the nanny to arrive before I left, cleaner had already left for shopping.

Bought the Guardian from Waitrose. Although racked with guilt I later repented and bought the Morning Star from the local Asian convenience store.

Apart from the fact I've been drafting a (even by my standards of obfuscation) complicated contract all day*, I had to nip to the bank at lunchtime and reprimanded a hoodied oik for spitting on the floor.

*lawyer = middle class every day of the week, baby

Depends whether

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?

involves selling little plastic baggies of "herbs" or not

Considered whether it's right or wrong to spunk £2k on a wris****ch

Been skiing in Zermatt.

And bought lunch on the mountain.

Paid our cleaner

Depends whether

And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?
involves selling little plastic baggies of "herbs" or not

😀

Ernie, I always had you down as a Telegraph man for some reason 🙂

Took kids to private swimming lessons.

Broke my fast in Kensington.

Used my MacBook Pro in public to go online.

In my defence, I was wearing my leather jacket, baggy jeans, trainers, fingerless gloves and a baseball cap for that authentic "drug dealer" look whilst doing so though... 😉

Discussed hummus recipes with Mrs Kenny (who doesn't work) and is just back from Waitrose buying food for tomorrow's dinner guests.

Ordered a new company car

Picked my Daughter up from the childminder with her Islabike Rothan.

Had a black forest gateau muffin

Depends whether
And I work from home how **** middle class can you get?
involves selling little plastic baggies of "herbs" or not

no, I have people go out and do that

knocked one out onto branded babywipes

Easy: ate the flapjacks from my Graze box 😀

Worked from home, had a homemade chicken and avocado sandwich for lunch. Just had a bath, now about to pop on a Joules dress 😆

Paid £2 for a muffin.

...actually that wasn't middle class, that was just stupid.

I synched by iPhone and iPad with my Mac Pro (at work) and MacBook Pro (at home).

oh, oh, i've got another one: used capitals in the correct places for my computers.

put on my red corduroy trousers, hang is that upper class?

😉

No ski, just sad 😉

Took mini transapp to waterbabies after shopping at Waitrose
In my Audi
Not the other soft top Audi

Oh god, I think I need a slap

Took mini transapp to waterbabies after shopping at Waitrose
In my Audi
Not the other soft top Audi

Oh god, I think I need a slap

oh we have a costa actually in work. is that a bit middle class?

We have a Waitrose in ours ....

i'm listeing to jazz fm and drinking ceylon tea ,whilst logged on to here....from my council estate house in dudley.

Nipped down to Elliot's deli in Towcester for a hot scotch egg at lunch

We have a Waitrose in ours ....

We have these dotted around the office with a full range of FOC pods
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Paying for your own goods is actually very working class

We have these dotted around the offcie with a full range of FOC pods

Paying for your own goods is actually very working class

At what point does middle class become upper class ?

When you own the company and choose the machines or import the coffee itself

When you own the company and choose the machines or import the coffee itself

show off

I bought fish, meat, bread, coffee beans, vegetables and chorizo from 6 different shops.

And shagged the nanny.

(one of those isn't true)

Torygraph cryptic - not clever enough to complete The Times

At what point does middle class become upper class ?

When one refuses to even consider commenting on such a vulgar conversation

Fozzyuk

(Is not upper class or literate)

Bought a water filter jug, for my new coffee machine...

When one refuses to even consider commenting on such a vulgar conversation

Love it 😀

had a private ski lesson, avant deux chocolat chauds dans un restaurant.

I read the local paper online. Couldn't find Stoner's anti-mtb tirade though - can you summarise?

Asked for extra cheese on my subway, when they said it would cost 60p more I told them cost was not an issue to me.

I'm off to the working class thread now to say I went in a subway.

Bought part of my MD's company and sorted out the new company logo that I will be using. Well bought some machine and got some shirt printed.

On my way home I had a minor panic that we may have run out of loose leaf tea.

costa at lunch and i bought humous and roasted veg crisps on the way home. i bought Italian white wine which is chilling , i also havent opened it either, so not drinking on my own LOL

Made handstretched pizza bases with the organic 'OO' flour I purchased at Waitrose. These will be topped with amongst other things artichoke hearts.

Ordered a company 5 series this afternoon....which will be fine until i get made redundant

had smoked salmon and lemon on Rye bread when I came home from cycling

Drove my 4x4 volvo to work in Harrogate and had a cappucino for breakfast.

Asked for extra cheese on my subway, when they said it would cost 60p more I told them cost was not an issue to me.

Genius. 🙂

Me, made a cheese & potatoe pie....& put some chopped bacon in it. That's posh isn't it ?