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[Closed] What's the gayest animal?

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I think it's giraffes.


 
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birds of paradise


 
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you


 
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Okay then, what would win in a fight, great white shark or a lion?


 
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scientifically (apart from humans) I think it is the Benobo, they engage in homosexual relations.

EDIT

in the sea or on the land

the answer is Chuck Norris either way


 
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"...I think..." no you don't!


 
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You can't say 'gay' unless you actually mean gay. We had the discussion ages ago and the conclusion was that it's the most offensive thing on earth ever to call someone or something gay unless you're actually talking about something or someone who takes it up the chuff.....from a member of the same sex. Then it's alright to call them gay.


 
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Well its not ducks and they like hardcore hetro quackbangs.


 
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mrmichaelwright - guess what type of motorbike I own?


 
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Dogs. You get a lot of violently homophobic dogs too. And racist dogs, which is weird.


 
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George from Rainbow


 
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scientifically (apart from humans) I think it is the Benobo (sic), they engage in homosexual relations.

Actually, the OP was quite reasonable to posit giraffes as an answer, though their same-sex relationships are often written up as 'misguided', 'inexperienced', 'high-spirited' or similar. However male on male penetrative sex is very commonly observed with giraffes.

That said, countless species exhibit sexual behaviour other than the heterosexual 'norm'. In fact, for many species, there is no real norm, with same-sex intercourse or inter-species being widespread. Whale on whale blowhole action anyone?

For more information, try and catch this exhibition if you get the chance, it's a bit of an eye-opener...

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George from Rainbow

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i stand corrected

i've come across a racist dog, it was trained to bark at anyone not white, it got shot in the end, personally i'd have shot the owner instead.


 
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To be frank, it's their eyelashes (giraffes I mean, just the boy ones). Not really doing myself any favours here am I? Feel like I'm in some kind of not meaning to be homophobic quicksand. Help!


 
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it got shot in the end

which end?


 
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Talking about being gay...

I was in the hairdresser's yesterday and there was this young lad there - camp as a branch of Milletts and I got thinking...

Was he gay? Are camp people automatically gay? I wondered this because gay people aren't always camp so is it wrong to assume that camp people are always gay?

(But yes, I am gay for going to a hairdressers and spending much more than I really should have my hair cut).


 
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Can I just say that "hetro quackbangs" and " Whale on whale blowhole action" are two of the funniest things ever written.


 
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none of my gay mates are camp, the campest man i've ever met was straight and the girls ABSOLUTELY LOVED him, the man was a walking babe magnet.

and i'm inclined to agree with cfh


 
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Horas gay dog! Almost as gay as his owner

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amen


 
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Unicorns surely?

Never met a straight one.


 
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Actually, male mallards have been observed in same-sex-gang-necro-rape, possibly the only other species than humans to engage in such activity (though I can't profess to be an expert on the subject you understand).


 
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Yeah you are right actually - I know a camp guy and he has had sex with every single female in West Yorkshire. And I don't mean every female not in a relationship, I mean every single one.

I didn't think hard enough and your post kick-started my memory. 🙂


 
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same-sex-gang-necro-rape

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mrmichaelwright - guess what type of motorbike I own?

If it's a gay one must be a R1 or a GSRX or a ZX9-r anyway you get my though 😉
Are camp people automatically gay? I wondered this because gay people aren't always camp so is it wrong to assume that camp people are always gay?

Well funnily enough in my group we use to be 3 french one of whom was gay and certainly not camp, more rugged and ragged. Now when we got the young phd and one of them was gay guess who he though was gay... Not the gay one. I give you a hint, I might have been wearing clothes a bit on the camp side...


 
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Yeah you are right actually - I know a camp guy and he has had sex with every single female in West Yorkshire. And I don't mean every female not in a relationship, I mean every single one.

Now I have just been to york one, but I for sure wouldn't want to have sex with EVERY woman in york.


 
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Sadly Juan, I ride a Harley, the campest motorcycle ever built.


 
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are you un-learning english? 😉


 
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yeah what is that?
well no i reckon its not work safe is it?


 
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Flamingos


 
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Pandas... all gay.

That's why they won't breed in captivity. Its just not their scene.

Thank you all for livening up a crap day. I was about to go postal with a staple gun until I read this.


 
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http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/what-stapler

HTH


 
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Some camp men are like poodles. Look and act gay but are actually a pretty tough breed and dont Dance The Chocolate Cha-Cha with visiting wolves.

You can get them leather bear men what are proper gay, look well macho but love nothing more than making The Beast with Two Backs, so I say leather teddy bears are most gayerist.

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EDIT.....Mr H. Spider beat me to it. but here goes, regardless.

pandas. they are probably the shittest bear going.

look at you other bears: grizzlies, blacks, polar. you'd be shit scared of them if you came across them in the wild. pandas....pah. the other bears get to eat seals and salmon and attack hikers and raid their campsites. pandas eat grass. and only specific types of grass. they can't even muster the energy to jump about and be scary.

they even look like they've been bullied with their black eyes. and baby pandas are shit. other baby bears come bounding out, looking like a proper bear and full of energy. baby pandas resemble fluff covered bogies.
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this one can't even overcome the difficulties involved in climbing up a step [url]


 
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Duck Billed Platypus - I win!

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Lemurs...Have you seen the way they flounce about?


 
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Giraffe. It's the eye lashes


 
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Lions - they just try too hard, they are obviously in denial.


 
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We had two old ladies living next to us who owned two old male Basset Hounds that would be shouted outside a couple of times a week - then they would roger each other silly till collapsing on the ground, and be called back in gay-est animals I have ever seen!


 
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mrmichaelwright - Member

are you un-learning english?


I hope not, just being a long week at work


 
Posted : 12/11/2009 3:37 pm
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You can't say 'gay' unless you actually mean gay. We had the discussion ages ago and the conclusion was that it's the most offensive thing on earth ever to call someone or something gay unless you're actually talking about something or someone who takes it up the chuff.....from a member of the same sex. Then it's alright to call them gay.

that is so gay.

and wtf is "with" that baby panda?
are eyes an optional extra?


 
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Fairy_Armadillo

sounds slightly camp to me


 
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extinct but gay all the same - the megasaurus


 
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barnsleymitch 😉

Humans?


 
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Bentoverosorearse, a sadly extinct dinosaur,

Fagasorearse,his boyfreind,

Sadly they died out as they couldnt reproduce,but sure had some fun trying.......


 
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I think this is referred to as a botting train, The gayest is likely to be one of the ones in the middle


 
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Another animal botting train ......

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Definately a gay animal in there.....although maybe not the gayest!


 
Posted : 12/11/2009 9:30 pm
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Surely it's the bummingbird.


 
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Surely it's the bummingbird.

No, they're deer, the collective noun is 'herd'. Ernie's pic is of a bummingherd.


 
Posted : 12/11/2009 9:57 pm
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Giraffe. It's the cigarette holders that do it.


 
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er my dug is the gayest, he tries to bum other dugs/towels/his bedding/legs/toys all the time.


 
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Not too keen on the 'ban him' tag, but I am liking the 'happiest animal' one. Bum like the wind me proud beauties!


 
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A charity Xmas pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals Anonymous descended into chaos yesterday when sombody shouted " He's behind you ! "


 
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Gay

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Nah, just confused.


 
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There was a gay sparrow in my garden this morning, I caught it flying backwards for a lark 😆


 
Posted : 13/11/2009 10:57 am
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the one in the middle is known as "lucky pierre"

or more recently, for short "lapierre"


 
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Is it the animal or the owner?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/aug/25/poodles-peacocks?picture=352065874


 
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It doesn't make them bad monkeys.

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Tortoises. They're just blatent.


 
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