Could be a passing hippo
Yeah big bird
To those suggesting it's the op, everyone knows bears shit in the woods not a shrubbery.
From prior experience of airborne turds, I'd guess that's a goose though maybe a maverick.
I’d guess that’s a goose though maybe a maverick.
Close pass refused?
As the fox turd spotter for my my garden I have to say it does not look like foxsh.
That's usually black and much less of it than appears you got however they do specialise in
elevated turd drops on plants. Are any of your neighbours feeding foxes?
It looks in colour rather like the turd I was poking with a stick yesterday to try and shift of the drive. My wife pointed out it was a fur ball and picked it up and threw it into the hedge.
Fur balls are usually dry and that heap you have looks a bit watery to me.
Long shot owl pellets?
https://www.wildlifetrusts.org/wildlife/how-identify/identify-poo
At that size and with the general consensus being bird I’m suggesting Andean Condor.
Does the neighbour have a shizhou?
however they do specialise in elevated turd drops on plants.
I hired a huge hanger for a job once and foxes could get in at night. It seems like they would assess the scene each and calculate where the the most upsetting place to shit would be. The first order of the day each morning was discovering what they'd shat on and trying to figure out what kind of balancing act was required to do so.
I'd left my hammer hanging by the claw off the edge of a workbench - somehow they managed to shit on the handle.
I’d guess that’s a goose though maybe a maverick.
Close pass refused
Well something was certainly passed
I’d guess that’s a goose though maybe a maverick.
Close pass refused
Well something was certainly passed
You guys are just taking the MiG now.
Surely as goose would sh#t greener.
I'm going for an escaped big cat......Or Yeti.
If would have to be a big cat and it would have to stand precariously.
A perching panther or something.
A perching panther or something.
Good point. They do hang around at talk sh*t all day...
It's a fair cop, guv'nor.
I'd like 12,355 other offences to be taken into consideration.
Definitely not a goose or any sort of bird I've ever seen. Agree it doesn' look foxy. My guess would be cat but it's pretty blooming massive for a cat and no smell probably rules that out. I'll be honest, I've seen a lot of wildlife shite in my time and at a loss 🙁
or any sort of bird I’ve ever seen.
Stool pigeon?
or any sort of bird I’ve ever seen.
Shite Hawk?
This has been nagging at me as I was sure I'd seen this before.
Turns out I had, STW has the answer and it's all a bloody ruse!