Errr!

Did it look like this?

Nah, more like this I reckon.

Oh, it's one of those!

You never know if the pictures post on here since the "improvements". I guess not

Is there a picture there?

It says attached. Let's see if it is.

Potential picture.

You have to use the add images tool in my media. Wait until it's fully uploaded, tick the tick box next to the file name THEN click insert into post Green button. 

It's a ridiculously complicated process, and sorry if I'm teaching Grandma to suck eggs, but seems to be working for me. 

Ah, I can see it now. Looks like one of them mini tornado things starting to form. 

Godbeam?

Alien probe?

The white one looks a bit like a contrail, although I know you said it wasn't 'in orbit' but pointing downwards. The grey one doesn't look the same, granted.

On balance I'd agree with the idea of vortex/nascent mini tornado thingummy. Are there storms kicking off around your way?

Was it a GHOST ? Or maybe a genie? 👻

I think it’s likely a contrail, coming directly overhead towards the horizon, it gives the impression it’s coming down vertically, an optical illusion, basically.

Oh, and the different colours are due to first having a clear blue sky behind, then passing in front of a band of white, higher clouds.

Chemtrail is facebook has taught me anything. 

Trump's christ complex manifest.

The white one was to the west and the grey one to the east.

Agree first one is a contrail with weird angle/optical illusion maybe with it descending confusing things. Got the two sides widening out from the plane.

The second its hard to tell anything from but probably aliens, sorry, contrails.