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Everyone has their price?
If the offer was enough, where would you draw the line?
On the same subject, what/who would you do for a huge amount of money?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:52 pm
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I'll give this thread about twenty minutes....


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:53 pm
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50p Brad Pitt but I'd draw the line at anything involving chocolate sauce....

actually....


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:53 pm
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hide. oh sorry, you said wouldn't, no I'd defiantly hide for money, in fact pay me handsomely and I'll leave you be forever!


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:54 pm
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If the offer was enough

I'm cheap.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:54 pm
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Quantitative easing.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:55 pm
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join the rat race..


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:56 pm
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I wouldn't agree to live as a monk for all the money on earth.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:56 pm
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Anything that means I couldn't enjoy all the money someone had just paid me to do something obscene or untoward.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:58 pm
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8 posts in and nobody has mentioned being bummed.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:58 pm
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cherie blair...


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:58 pm
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1. Anything involving spiders.

2. Ride the Cairngorm plateau. Some principles can't be bought.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 3:58 pm
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Last month I would have said being the meat in a TSY and philconsequence sandwich. But then I got drunk and lonely.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:02 pm
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deadlydarcy:
Last month I would have said being the meat in a TSY and philconsequence sandwich. But then I got drunk and lonely.

My condolences.

Someone will be along to post this sentiment in the form of a cat picture shortly.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:03 pm
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i like my bread buttered

i darcybutterer


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:03 pm
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I brownbread


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:06 pm
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i only eat brown bread 😉

i like it with nuts in


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:06 pm
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Katie Price.

Sell my cats.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:11 pm
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Eat sh*t


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:13 pm
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Live in London.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:13 pm
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I deffo wouldnt commit suicide for any amount...


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:15 pm
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I won't do that.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:36 pm
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I'd take it up the dirt box for 10k if anyone is offering.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:40 pm
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It's a bit early to be pissed Nick 😯


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:41 pm
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When i was on my long ole wander around the SW, one of the offers i made to people were to anything for a meal or Hot drink. Raised a few eyebrows but worst i had to do was cleaning bogs or stinking Beer Cellars.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:44 pm
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It's a bit early to be pissed Nick

I think you're getting pissed and entrepreneurial mixed up.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:48 pm
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THERE ARE SOME SERIOUSLY HORRID THINGS FLASHING THROUGH MY MIND AT THE MOMENT 😯


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:50 pm
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Move to Tunisia at the moment, they didn't offer enough money, I'd have gone for the money we're offered in Iraq, Saudi is the money maker here though, and safe as houses.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:54 pm
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Drink a cup of tea.

For some reason a standard cuppa with milk repulses me. If Mrs BigJohn wants a guaranteed night without "unwelcome attention" she makes herself a cup. (Doesn't happen very often, mind!) The tea breath makes me feel ill.

Looking at the posts above, it's not clear which category Katie Price & Cherie Blair fall into. Although I've got a good idea.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:56 pm
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I would not kill another human being.


 
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Drink a cup of tea.

Mrs. S works for a well know tea manufacturer (think monkey) and has never had a cup of tea in her life. She thinks it smells weird.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 4:58 pm
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perform a rusty trombone


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 5:28 pm
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Kiss Robert Mugabee or Gadafi (sp?)


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 5:33 pm
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I'm not shy, pay my mortagage and put my kids through uni and I'll do owt, won't even cost you that much really!


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 6:26 pm
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I wouldn't rub together two pieces of polystyrene. Thinking about it is making my flesh crawl.......


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 6:34 pm
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I wouldn't kill anybody for money unless they had previously 'wronged me'


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 6:43 pm
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I wouldn't kill anybody for money unless they had previously 'wronged me'

Whatever you do, don't tell us what we'd have to do to wrong you... Just keep us guessing.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 6:46 pm
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I wouldn't rub together two pieces of polystyrene. Thinking about it is making my flesh crawl.......

Not even for £10k?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 6:50 pm
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vote conservative, or shake big daves hand,


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 6:51 pm
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I wouldn't rub together two pieces of polystyrene. Thinking about it is making my flesh crawl.......

Not even for £10k?

Goody, let's get some offers on the go!! 😈


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 6:58 pm
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2. Ride the Cairngorm plateau. Some principles can't be bought.

😆


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:00 pm
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Can't believe no one has mentioned there own mum!

I asked this question when at uni. My mate said he'd go with a dog in front of his family for 10k.

That's 20years ago. Not seen him since


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:04 pm
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In the polystyrene vein - chewing on cotton wool. Gahhhh


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:08 pm
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their


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:16 pm
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How much money are we talking?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:46 pm
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How much money are we talking?


You choose the limits, at what point won't money buy you?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:47 pm
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£20? What're you offering?! 😉


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:50 pm
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This thread needs a certain level of deviance to really test the limits....


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:52 pm
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Don't think I could do anything seriously illegal, 'part from that, I'm struggling 😆


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:52 pm
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This thread needs a certain level of deviance to really test the limits....

Over to you then. 😉

Don't think I could do anything seriously illegal, 'part from that, I'm struggling

Not even for 20 quid and Terry's Chocolate Orange? 😥


 
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How much money would it take for you to eat doggy doo doo? Not with a fork but as if you had your mouth under a Mr Whippy machine.... lift tail... open wide...

That was always the benchmark for 'bad things' you'd contemplate for cash when I was a kid.

I'm a lot older now. I can think of worse things.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:57 pm
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Don, i meant I'm struggle to think of something I wouldn't do...£20 and a terry's orange, I'm yours for the evening. 😆


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:58 pm
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OK, I won't eat shit...

edit: yet again Yeti...Your mind!


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 7:58 pm
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You want me to go on??

(honestly, I'm really quite a normal conservative gentleman but I'm capable of thinking 'outside the box')


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:02 pm
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Don, i meant I'm struggle to think of something I wouldn't do...£20 and a terry's orange, I'm yours for the evening.

Done and done. 😈


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:03 pm
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NO!!

Don't want nightmares later!


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:04 pm
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😆 Go for it TSY.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:05 pm
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Okay, you'll either have seen that or you won't. But I'm not getting banned.

Unless you'll pay me of course. Or at least donate to the Sarcoma trust.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:07 pm
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be Silvio Berluscoi...


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:08 pm
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I wouldn't...

Give up my anonymity by becoming famous or infamous.
Sell my principles.
Sell a treasured family heirloom ('It's not for sale', means it's not for sale, NOT 'Offer more!')

And the end of the day it's only money, and money does not make you happy.

Having said that, there is only one thing in life that you cannot buy (you so [i]can[/i] buy love, and to a degree health)...

...time.

Use it wisely.


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:21 pm
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Too many things to mention.

What price dignity and self-respect?


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:26 pm
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Okay, you'll either have seen that or you won't.

I have to know?

I would eat a dog turd for a cool million. I too can think of much worse. Almost worth the banning if we could guarantee an audience!

What price dignity and self-respect?

Depends how much of each, for a billion, I would have even let Yeti be in charge. 😯


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:26 pm
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Torm... I can think of something I've already done, something virtually all of us have done...


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:53 pm
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as Meatloaf said: I would do anything... but I won't do that


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 8:55 pm
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I'll give this thread about twenty minutes....

I bet you a tenner it lasts longer...


 
Posted : 18/03/2011 9:15 pm
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Torm... I can think of something I've already done, something virtually all of us have done...

breastfeed from your elderly mother as an adult....? that's my guess


 
Posted : 19/03/2011 7:50 am