[Closed] What would you change about yourself if you could?

My teeth ... bloody dentist is going to rip me off.

Also more hairs as my head gets rather cold during the winter.

My devastatingly good looks. They're such a bind.

I am of course perfect in every way. Its up to the rest of you to change.

Bank balance!

smaller penis

My lack of assertiveness, actually.

As long as that would be ok with everyone else...?

And emsz, it may be a cliche, but all the best things really do come in small packages!

id like to lean up against a giant bacon slicer, to get rid of my belly.
half an hour should do it.

I would change the unique ability that I have, to not give a crap about anything!! however events have hit me hard this week and time to grow up is in order - previous to that I wasn't too bothered what happened in my life!!

Thanks fadda that's sweet of you.

I like small boobed boyish looking girls.

😯

My depression is first thing that comes to mind but not sure really. Would I be a different person without it. A conundrum indeed.

Instant gut loss would be nice for a superficial wish.

Emsz ,there are probably some man boobs going spare on this forum if you are desperate! 😯

I would like an extra couple of inches too.

boobz is not very good for downhillin'

emsz - how tall are you?

I'd be completely symetrical. So that I looked the same in photos as I do in the mirror. I think I'll choose my left side.

Thankfully deadly so does my gf. I got called dinkytits by a so-called mate today. 🙄

One more day till not smoking for a WEEK!!!

i'd like to have more confidence in my own abilities, and the physique of a (non drug taking) pro cuclist please

Slightly less chunky thighs and another few inches of height, I wouldn't be greedy just 3 would be okay!!

Yeti, I'm 5'2" ish

Also I'd quite like a real-life cool as hell sharkbite scar from a real shark bite on my torso. Like it had tried to take a bite out of me but just couldn't handle the awesomeness. This wouldn't need to be symetrical.

emsz - you sure I can't turn you? You'd have to stay off the fags mind. 😆

I had [i]great[/i] teeth, till a bad over-the-bars smash aged 13.

Now missing three at the front (upper). I'd like them back, please.

Other than that, nae bother.

real-life cool as hell sharkbite scar

TSY, IIRC, you were going to get the Cove Bikes logo and "STD" tatooed on your face. Get really drunk one night and.... do it. 😀

Jesus Christ noteeth, I do believe I was. Why the hell was I going on about that?!

Better teeth.
Pushed some weights when younger.

i'd quite like to look better in a corset, six strap suspender belt and stockings

Why the hell was I going on about that?!

IIRC, we were speculating as to the likely benefits of such a look for speed-dating.

I seem to recall a tattoo thread going wildly OT.

To be able to blether.

I can't talk just for the sake of it and I guess that I am a man of few words. My wife thinks I am slightly anti-social, but I just can't piffle.

Good work, I've just been searching for STD's. That sounds more than plausible... I'll let you know how it goes... 😀

I would like my mojo back please.

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I'm pretty sure yeti yeah, I'll snog you if you get the tattoo ok?

It was a good thread - shame the OP's tatt has gone AWOL. 😀

Tell us more rocketdog!!

I don't really think I'd change anything, start changing things and you'll only want to change more. Just get some chicken fillets Emsz, you'll be fine 🙂

Hey up Ho Hum, how're things?

id like to be taller so i could have more choice when it comes to choosing a bike... need much longer legs too...i seem to have to pedal harder than anyone else due to only being 5ft small midget..lol 😉
also id like to have longer hair, it just doesnt seem to grow anymore (im avin a mid life crisis with ma hair..lol... 😉

An ode to emsz...

emsz - Member
Tell us more rocketdog!!

i have hobbies away from cycling 😉

The Southern Yeti - Member
Hey up Ho Hum, how're things?

Not bad, thanks.

I am still waiting on my pre-employment checks being completed before I get a start date at my new job so I am feeling quite frustrated, grrr!

My new bike, well it is second hand, arrived yesterday so I am hoping to go out for a ride tomorrow, maybe some exercise will chill me out.

Are you okay? I have been following your good work in the no smoking thread 🙂

Nothing. I quite enjoy being me.

I'd like to have more free time

(oh, and I'm a potential boob donor signing-in)

😀 Look how far you've come already Ho Hum. We won't be able to shut you up before long! 😆

More seriously - what checks are they then? Any idea how long they'll take as it must be a month since they made you the offer. IF the weather's like it was today I'll be very jealous of anyone riding tomorrow!

Other than that, I'm all good. Minor smoking blip at Xmas, though I have a feeling someone's going to test my resolve again soon.

Yeti I'm not on wifi today can't see your YouTube link?

Emma I need turkey fillets, know what I mean?

My homosexuality. It disgusts me.
Ah, Emsz, I'm only joking, I remember you from the Elton John debate 😀

TSY - 😆

References from my previous employer, health, security, what I have been doing for the last 15 years...

I am hoping that it will be sorted soon. I think a big part of the delay was that the offer was just before Christmas and then most of UK plc went on holiday and nothing was progressed.

emsz - it's that Bruno Mars song... 'I think you're amazing'

i would like to be 4 stone lighter......................nah, only kidding.
if i was i would no longer be ton........... 8)

i would like to change my heart for a fully operational one.

Seriously, it would be my spots. Crystal clear skin in my 20s. Hello 30s, hello spots galore!

Hey pilot I remember how's things? Spots? Cleanse and moisturise!

ton - Member

i would like to be 4 stone lighter......................nah, only kidding.
if i was i would no longer be ton...........

i would like to change my heart for a fully operational one.

Tony you have a wonderful heart, its just taking a rest as you have given it a hard time over the last few years.

I would give up my reasonable health for my wife, just so she could enjoy some time without the horrible effects of her MS 🙁

Either
- Id like my stomach to make less noise. The rumbling is enough to make dogs bark, birds flee from trees, people to gather washing in from the line.

- My hearing to be less sensitive. Dog whistles and those bloody cat repellent things people have in gardens really get to me.

I'd like some boobs please. Mine have been on order since I was 12 and they seem to have got lost. I'd also like to be a couple of inches taller

Ta

They're over-rated. Legs and hips are where it's at 🙂

I'd get rid of my tinnitus, keeps me awake at night, every night.

Spots? Cleanse and moisturise!

there's a few things i'd change, my appetite would probably be a key thing that would effect a few of the other things i'd like to change.

Oh well, turkeys are better than chickens I suppose! One thing I would change I suppose is my rubbish lungs but that's just because I'm feeling sorry for myself today!

What about an inflatable bra emsz! my friend had one and we accidentally blew up her boob in a club once. was funny as....

coffeeking, have you tried white noise? sounds weird but its supposed to be very relaxing

EDIT Oh apparently its good for masking tinnitus and aiding sleep as well

mr overshoot, cheers mate, and i hope you mrs gets some relief from her suffering mate.

Nearly 2 pages, and everyone still playing nicely...? I love it!

Emsz, you are required to start such a thread daily - good job!

Up with this sort of thing...

coffeeking, have you tried white noise? sounds weird but its supposed to be very relaxing

EDIT Oh apparently its good for masking tinnitus and aiding sleep as well

Yeah, tried it out but it makes mine worse. It's almost like I'm hyper-sensitive. Even using hair drier doubles the volume of my tinnitus for several days. To sleep I've taken to using sedatives and an MP3 player, it's the only way!

Emma never understood blow up bras. sort of false advertising? LOL

Feeling sort if pathetic mr overshoot, what a lovely thing to think of

No, we weren't that taken with them, they weren't particularly natural looking! I've never been one for padding either, what's wrong with petite boobs? Boobs are boobs, be proud of them - big or small!!!

Emma I know, most of the time I don't care, just every now and then I'd like a cleavage!

I cant help thinking if this thread was titled "boobs" it would be 7 pages long by now !!!

Boooooooobs 🙂

Nothing, as that would make me somebody else and knowone deserves to be me.

I'm fine like this for now

I guess the most obvious one for me is that I wish I wasn't bi-polar. As my psych once described it "you spend 70% of your life being suicidal and remaining 30% being homicidal" 😆

With me there are a lot of things that need to be changed - surprisingly, after the last year I've had, I seem to be doing some of that changing for myself.

Well, I knew what it was that needed changing and I'm busy changing it. Just wished I did it many years ago...

Oh - and there's nothing wrong with small boobs!!

Rachel

It's all a bit confessional here tonight isn't it? Feel good doesn't it? Group hug? Another drink?

Lady-like feet would be nice.

Otherwise, I'd just like to be a better person.

Group hug sounds good, as does more beer. 🙂

Oi, I offer the ******* hugs around here 😈

Ooooooh!

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cinnamon_girl - Member
Lady-like feet would be nice.

big feet, too?

Rachel

Less grey hair would be nice. Also seem to have become more serious in recent years and lost my ability to see the funny side of things.

Well, suffering as I do from a lack of self-confidence, I could reel off a whole load of changes. But as someone else said, I wouldn't be 'me' anymore, and that would feel worse that being a miserable, ugly, ginger, speccy-four-eyes 😀

When I was young I thought that my feet were slightly too large to be elegant so I crammed them into stylish shoes two sizes too small much in the same way a geisha would do, only without the slavish adherence to social or any other kind of decorum (are there other types?).

Just in case it's not been done, and to satisfy regulations:

I'd like some boobs please.

pics please?

Seriously I've encountered a couple of fake pairs at close quarters...as some have alluded to, they are horrible and a massive disappointment. I seem to end up with "larger" ladies in this respect, but small is great - in any event how a woman feels about her body is way more important than the body itself.

Longer legs.

Honestly?

Aside from the physical (I really could do with losing 2 stone), then I’d like to have a little more humanity. The fact that I can really like a colleague but still decide to replace them in a heartbeat because it makes sense should worry me, but it doesn’t. It’s an attribute that’s made me extremely successful in business – I can cut costs, change a team, really make a difference, but it’s not something I’m hugely proud of.