[Closed] What were you hoping for in our post-Brexit Mad Max dystopia?

I'm glad we won't have to hide from gangs of scavenging e-bikers roaming the foothills looking for discarded AA batteries.

Reckon I'd be up into the hills with enough spares to ride all day behind my land mined perimeter exchanging access for food and fuel, like an evil BPW

Eventually Trump will give up on the comb-over, and coupled with global warming, bring Waterworld into reality.

Much like the way all the Ladas seemed to migrate back to Russia when the iron curtain fell I'm looking forward to container ships at the docks disgorging left hand drive Ital's and Austin Ambassadors back into the UK after a life in exile.

ever seen rats leaving a sinking ship......

thatll be the British heading for europe - only to be held in border camps

Shoe on the other foot and all that.

I'm looking forward to hunting the disabled.

They're spongers who don't contribute to society and are a lot more dangerous than people realise.

We only see the cuddly ones on the TV, but they smell and cost a fortune to look after.

Some people say it's barbaric, but most of them don't feel pain like we do.

#takingbackourparkingspaces

I'm hoping for a Z650 with a cut down pipe.

Or a rat GPz900R.

or better;

It's OK, all we need is a strong leader.

My first thought was massive supermarket sized casinos and brothels a la 'Biff's Pleasure Paradise' from BTTF2.

I'm looking forward to all threads being about Brexit.

Blue Passports.

I look forward to Cameron sticking his knob in Goves dismembered head. 

Blue passports should only be for those living in the south who earn more than £100,000 a year.

About time they were rewarded for propping up the rest of us.

No more brexit threads.

I'm hoping for an additional 40,000 post thread to the one already on STW.

I look forward to the new state of Alba joining Europe and Trump's golf courses being converted to welcome centres for anyone wanting come and live in Alba......FREEDOM   😉

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As has be prophesied Jun 23 will become Faragetta A uniquely British celebration where we row down a local river in a race to RE-claim the Isles by throwing straight bananas at an effigy of a burning immigrant.

Then we go down the pub to drink warm beer and sing songs of the heros Davies, Gove, and children are tucked up in bed with a cuddly Mogg.

Any dissent to be noted by the Czech ambassador.

I look forward to the new state of Alba joining Europe and Trump’s golf courses being converted to welcome centres for anyone wanting come and live in Alba……FREEDOM

If Welsh brexiters are anti-English, and Welsh remainers are committed enough, there might be enough support for an independent Wales if it can join the EU, so we'll join you 🙂

Open border agreements for immigration with all the TPP countries in return for allowing UK membership.

I think that's a great idea Mols ,we already get on well with the welsh,and our new passport would be way more awesome than some blue effort . 😉

can't wait for mohawks to be back in style

I'm hoping for the realization that things for the most people will largely be the same. Because they will !!

our new passport would be way more awesome than some blue effort

Tartan?

With all those imported cheap foods and drugs which may not require any safety testing thanks to "deregulation" and "cutting red tape" then there may be a few mutated proles roaming the streets.

“I’m hoping for the realization that things for the most people will largely be the same. Because they will !!”

Good to see that the brexshiteer delusion syndrome is still alive and well

In a sort of sadistic way I'm looking forward to who the lace curtain twitchers will blame next when they can't blame 'barmy Brussels.'

Oh and the Brentry referendum - there's a cold snap coming next week, that alone might be enough to free us of a couple of thousand Leave Voters.

P-Jay, they will still blame Europe for all the tings they did in the past, you know, like every government does when they get in and realise what a shitstorm they have 'won' from the previous incumbents.

Nothing changes, nothing will change.

agreement on standards, frictionless trade.

http://www.cityam.com/280897/david-davis-pledges-race-top-global-standards-after-brexit

Davis: “The agreement we strike will not be about how to build convergence but what to do when one of us wants to make changes to rules. Neither side should put up unnecessary barriers during this process," Davis will add.

He will point to existing regulations that enable easy export of goods across the EU as "exactly the sort of arrangement we want to see maintained."

Vince Cable: "Davis might as well be making the case for staying in the EU. He appears to be acknowledging the great achievements of the Single Market - a British idea introduced by a British government - yet the Conservatives want to leave that and the customs union."

its already happening

the Brexit blackhole means that while all the governments attention is focused on fixing the imaginary problem of being in the EU, the real issues the country faces will only be neglected further

Its not an immediate crash, just a long slow decline into irrelevence & dysfunction

actually watching Davis speak about Brexit its seeming more like this

I’m looking forward to an Elysium styled society where all the alleged “important” people like so called “politicians” are held offshore in a shipping container crate without fresh water, food nor a platform from where they can talk bollocks and misslead and lie incessantly. They can of course eat their own arseholes, talk shit, misslead reach other and do it all in a tightly controlled and constrained environment that they seek keen on supporting.

Next step is to round up all the Brexiteers and fill them into similar containers and push them out to the middle of the ocean where no one can hear them moan and whine and where they can “take back control” and live in a shithole called “little gurland”

Gibraltar 2020

Turbocharged V8's and Z1'S.  ON a tangent that scene in mad max where all the bikes crash and get mangled always brings a tear to my eye, all those broken zeds 😣

"Good to see that the brexshiteer delusion syndrome is still alive and well"

Were does it say I voted leave ????
Do you always use insulting terms to describe people you don't know, just because they might disagree with your opinion ?

Superb maccruiskeen

Boris Johnson: EU leaders can go whistle over divorce bill

Turbocharged V8’s

Sacrilege! Superchargers all the way

Or the modern sort

can't wait. Yorkshire is going to be great again!

Taxi - I think you will find the answer is yes/quote often.

ever seen rats leaving a sinking ship……

thatll be the British heading for europe – only to be held in border camps

Since I have a diesel I'll be able to road warrior for a good bit longer than that impractical v8 Falcon. And I can pinch my mum's oxygen tank and be Rictus Erectus

All bottom brackets being BSA. I was looking forward to that. Down with that European press fit nonsense.

I'm looking forward to a quieter life at work, as our multiple Erasmus+ projects sharing best practice in education and learning come to an end.

I'm looking forward to finally putting to use all those Ray Mears skills I've been learning from the telly!

Now where's my axe?

free of all the townies who let their dogs off the lead, shit everywhere and kill sheep,

I've *never* shit everywhere or killed a sheep!

I do let my dog off the lead though.

I’m looking forward to having our old money back. Ah, 12 pennies to the shilling and 20 shillings to the pound, it all made perfect sense. The youngsters won’t have a clue what a ‘tanner’ is and us olduns will be able to rejoice: ‘ow much? They were only one and six back in my day’.

and a return to imperial weights so the 'you don't get many of those to the pound' joke can make a come back.

Were does it say I voted leave ????

Indeed, where does it? Because I can't see it in the sentence you just quoted.

teamhurtmore

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Taxi – I think you will find the answer is yes/quote often.

Only to people who deserve it. I'm far from the only one to call out your unpleasant attitude, TMH.