[Closed] What was the last snide comment/insult you used? (humourous thread hopefully)

A personal favorite;
"the best part of you ran down your mothers leg"

Out with an group of people one evening, a chap started getting a bit out of line. So I said to his well-endowed wife: "what's it like having three enormous tits?"

Tee hee!

A rather large workmate was giving me some grief one day and i said to him:
When you get dressed in a morning do you have to use a bomarang(sp) to put on your belt.
That shut him up 😆

From jontawn off here to a posh bloke in a range rover with personalised plate - "thats a nice car, love the number plate, never seen **** spelt like that"

A colleague in work was told by his manager "you're marginally better than a vacancy". Classic put down.