[Closed] What the heck is this.. washed up at local beach??

Sea Badger ?

Lunch

AAAAHHHH THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES!!!!!

turtle without it's shell.

Bill murray btw.

Ambergris - you're rich!

Saccades - F365?

Don't know, but wouldn't surprise me if its in Tesco ready meals.

Bear

did you try and wake it up?

sea horse?????

Not dissimilar to this. Was this washed up on a UK beach or have you lifted the image from another source?

http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2008/08/04/the-montauk-monster/

Its an ugly mermaid.

Manbearpig?

Findus Lasagne?

Ex girlfriend?

Binners.

Definitely manbearpig

I can't see the pic at work, just thought I'd point out that this thread is, if anything, more fun to read without it.

(just because someone had to...)
baby robin?

I think it might be a Crocadillapig ?

I think I dated her a few years ago.

I;d like to say, for the record, that I havent been married before and that in no way looks like what my ex-wife might have looked like - if I'd ever been married. Which I haven't. And anyway, I haven't seen her for years

Do you live near a Fire Swamp?

Is it on the beach at Barmouth? If so definately one of the ladies from the Sandancer night club.

A WARNING that's what it is.
Ever wondered what owned by Bombers results in?

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It's either a seapig or a swamp donkey! 😀

definitely manbearpig, I'm super serial about this.

Hate to ruin everyone's guesses but it's a dead raccoon

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racoon

Plausible, except it's 4000miles in the wrong direction, the current on the eatern coast of the USA is heading south, not East.

Dog (and perspective giving it the apperance of a big head?)

It's one of the local birds from Blackbird Leys.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Monster

There was a channel 5 'documentary' about it/them a few weeks ago

...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! AAARGH! AAAAH! Ah! ah! uh!

It's one of the local birds from Blackbird Leys.

My mother in law lives in Greater Leys (apparently the posh bit next door but I don't see any posh)

Perhaps it is her, I hardly dare to hope but you never know. The are more than a few features she has in common.

In fact, she was going over to France on a booze cruise last week (I'm off to check for any reports of ferry accidents)

Pyranean mountain dog , or a dead, st bernard dog.

Either way its a biological hazard, report it to the local council and environment agency.

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Houns - Member

Hate to ruin everyone's guesses but it's a dead raccoon

it's fairly obvious it's a badger.

What are you talking about? ITS CLEARLY A MONSTER!!!

Plausible, except it's 4000miles in the wrong direction, the current on the eatern coast of the USA is heading south, not East.

Gulf stream runs north then across the bottom of iceland to UK (ask any surfer) Looks like an ugly bull mastif that lost a fight

Is it a member of the local singles club ?

New Surly?

Manbadgerpig?

Is it time for some pictures from the 'badger' thread yet?

Fenton, noooo!

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It's a spy.

Polar bear or sea monster, I can't decide....

Come on, we've all had mornings like that.

is it a 29er?

necrophilia and bestiality in one day - tick
/bucket list

Badger my a**e, that is definintely my ex-missus

Gulf stream runs north then across the bottom of iceland to UK (ask any surfer)

Is 100% correct. But the flow down the North American (where racoons live) coast is N to S (hence icebergs reaching almost to New York depsite it being on the same latitude as Spain). Racoons are native to North America, not the Caribean.

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The blue/green bit extending South is cold water flowing past Canada and new York.

And that's still 4000miles, in warm water without decomposing or being eaten.

Is it a new Jones?
IGMC

The contents of a findus lasagne. What do I win?

What do I win?

Meatball lunch at Ikea

This was pictured at Tenby south beach in Pembrokeshire btw

100% agree with the comments regards BBL/Greater Leys hahaha...

Is it bad that I have Ikea meatballs in the freezer and I haven't even chucked them away yet, infact, I'm gonna eat them?

My girlfriend sunbathing!

She has been asked not to.

hippopottapig

Badger my a**e

No thanks.

Isnit the bird from N'Dubz?

Did you attempt to cycle over / along it? It's the STW mandate to rack up "unusual things i have cycled along" stories.

(so far, dead whale hucking is winning 😉

Lols @ mega

Latest carbon On One.

It's not Cthulhu, possibly Nyarlathotep. Or a SpiderPig...
? ? ? ?SpiderPig, SpiderPig...? ? ? ?

Do you live near a Fire Swamp?

An ROUS? I don't think they exist.

I was on Tenby south yesterday, did you bury it, or take it home for the pot?
Looks like a Llanelli resident that's been washed across the bay...we've had easterlies recently so that fits!

A fake

necrophilia and bestiality in one day - tick
/bucket list

Just snorted loads of lucozade over my laptop in the Uni Library.

Thanks for making me look like an idiot in front of an attractive blonde.

A Sellafield Seahamster ?

Where is it - what beach?, i have "previous" for hucking off dead sea mammals so i feel the need to tick this one off my to-do list 😉

Tenby south beach in pembrokeshire

Conclusion.... its either a large chupacabra, badger or a bull terrier ??

Thanks for making me look like an idiot in front of an attractive blonde

think someone forgot to remove their beer goggles this morning

It's a fat bike tyre.

It's the missing penis from the bloke in the other thread.

Just a fat old dog

Unfortunately, it looks like Beavis has died.