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Hi
I'm looking to use the creativity of the STW hive mind and pass the ideas off as my own in an attempt to look good and win influence.
We're starting an offshoot of the company that needs to be branded entirely differently for unimportant and boring reasons - and it needs a name....
The offshoot will be selling training and employment services to companies. The name needs to be:
- Original
- Memorable (we're going out selling it)
- Generic (eg, not really mentioning training/employment, etc.)
- Professional, but not an cheesey Apprentice style name like Pulse, Fusion, etc.
- Have that certain something about it
If I/we use the idea then a bottle of Bollinger/Ardbeg (or equivalent of your choice) is all yours.
Fire away!
Colin
Lick my love pump inc
*Edit - beaten to the obvious!*
The problem you've got there is that everything that fits all those criteria has already been done.
Fruit seems popular at the moment. Call it "Pomegranate."
Or have a look through here: http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/man-words
Hyper Global Mega Corp.
Changed my mind.
Colin3.0
Piero
Pier-7
GroundLine
Baobab
Mind Expansion
iColin
Cube, then make up some crap about it covering all the angles.
Fluid/liquid, again, you can make corporate crap about how it moves with your business needs.
Col:In
Training'r'Us
Spectre
Spectrum
Colin. Out. In. Out. Shake it all about.
Col:In
Pronounced Colonincolin?
Colon:
Colon.
Needs to have Solutions in it doesn't it, all the new companies I see nowadays offer solutions.
Colin is perfect apart from the originality side of things. I'll put iColin on the long list.
Some kind of provenance would also be good so it can be explained where it came from. Eg, Google comes from Googol which is a massive number - perfect for something searching the entire internet.
Maybe a word in a non mainstream foreign language (STW loves a niche) would work well....
Shut Up and Pay Attention at the Back (Solutions PLC)
Colin isn't generic enough.
How about Leslie? Covers both sexes so therefore generic
:
Eg, Google comes from Googol which is a massive number - perfect for something searching the entire internet.
Really? I thought it was just because it sounds a bit like Goggles.
UpSkill
Ninja Skunk
[b]Scientia[/b]
Latin noun Meaning -
KNOWLEDGE
SKILL
EXPERTNESS
AWARENESS
ACQUAINTANCE
CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet Solutions
Breeze
Play on the whole breath of fresh air idea. Option to include Solutions also!
Original - Yes
Memorable -Yes
Generic - Yes
Professional, but not an cheesey Apprentice style name - Yes
Have that certain something about it - Yes
Ardbeg for me please!
i was going to say attain - but a similar company already exists
implement - not such a nice looking work but similar meaning
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well that's easy for you to say.
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Eg, Google comes from Googol which is a massive number
Call yourself Jungl.
Cos, jungle is massive.
experientia docet (Experience teaches)
giving
Experientia Solutions
Singletrack.
it implies you and the customer are following one path to success (and all that guff), it is also fun, swoopy, exciting and allows you to have a cool logo with the S being a swoopy trail. Maybe use the T as a tree to give you some green credentials. IF people ask about it, you can give lots of boring mountain bike analogies!
I also like animal names, such as:
Honey Badger (Services) or just Honey Badger
ooh, glitchy bump is back.
Call it Glitchy Bump Solutions
it'll sound like itchy bum solutions on a bad phone line...
Spark
Bolly please, so I can treat the Mrs 🙂
Most
Cos people are our most important resource
Semi Colin or semi colon
How about - Leftfield
Moist
Cos our important people are moist
Warp 9.
[url= http://www.sparksalesconsultancy.com/www.sparksalesconsultancy.com/SPARK.html ]Spark[/url]
[url= http://www.breezedriveforce.co.uk/ ]Breeze[/url]
sorry chaps.
I quite like Scientia but it comes across (unsuprisingly) as more scientific than sales/training/employment. Good, but not quite there.
experientia docet is a bit too wordy/academic I think.
"Singletrack" would have been good!
Vinegar Strokes LLC
worktrackworld
workradar.com
workmagic.com
roadtowork.cc
😀
Ellipsis
Alt 0133
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BlueSkyThinkingTrainingSolutionsOnline.com
Perparvis
From the latin 'unus est natus perparvis'
Colin
Colin (a.k.a. part #223219B) is a small, round, melon-sized, flying security robot which Ford Prefect enslaves to aid in his escape from the newly re-organized Guide offices in the novel Mostly Harmless. "Its motion sensors are the usual Sirius Cybernetics garbage." Ford captures Colin by trapping the robot with his towel and re-wiring the robot's pleasure circuits, inducing a cyber-ecstasy trip.
Ford uses Colin's cheerfulness to break into the Guide's corporate accounting software in order to plant a Trojan Horse module that will automatically pay anything billed to his InfiniDim Enterprises credit card. Colin also saves Ford's life when the Guide's new security force, the Vogons, fire at him with a rocket launcher after Ford feels the need to jump out of the window. Colin was last seen being sent (at the risk of possible lonely incineration) to look after the delivery of the Guide Mark II to Arthur Dent in the Vogon's postal system.
Colin was named after a dog which belonged to a girl, Emily Saunders, of whom Ford had fond memories. Colin appears in the novel Mostly Harmless, and in the radio series he was played by Andrew Secombe.
Perfect
Sentient - is the ability to feel, perceive, or be conscious.
prestige worldwide
Check with Trademark people. They just stiffed me for £170.
Search here:
http://www.ipo.gov.uk/types/tm/t-os/t-find/tmtext.htm
Chapeau
??????
Formació
Vinegar Strokes LLC
+1
though I allways thought it was singular... as in stroke.. mind you depends on the number of participants of course. 
[i]Flashy.... your not a denizen of @rrse by any chance? it's that or you have a doppelganger with exactly the same twisted, sewer level sense of humour[/i]
Sproket
LMN Tree
Really - you're starting a new company and put the naming/branding out to a public forum?
Best of luck with that. Nice strategic move there.
Training Love Machine Elderberry II
Sheesh Kebab
Harry Carry xyz
Oh ffs I don't care!
I think a public forum is an excellent place to create and share new ideas Andy.
I like Sentient but feel one would spend the entire time spelling it over the phone!
Tenester
Not been used before comes the the Danish.
Woolworths or Rumbelows
[i]Harry Carry[/i]
HariCurry is death by eating the whole menu at your local Indian isn;t it?
what about
'workworks' solutions?
or
e-attain / attainment
if i win, which i doubt, can you email? i might forget to come back here
Palle! (Italian)
Tocsin
Brentford Nylons.
Why don't you have Singletrack World or Singletrack if like 🙂
Depend which class you pick.
It's not registered as a trademark AFAIK
Shine
Okies simpler than setience then how about
"not ded"
Will you want any pie charts drawn up for the new company?
Upward Thrusting Solutions
ordure - it's a sort of combination of order and sure; reassuring and dependable
andybanks - Member
Really - you're starting a new company and put the naming/branding out to a public forum?Best of luck with that. Nice strategic move there.
Not heard of crowdsourcing? Of course, it helps if the crowd you source isn't primarily made up of idiots 😉
[i]Okies simpler than setience then how about
"not ded" [/i]
iThink
?
Flangescrumpler
Edit: oops, wrong thread