[Closed] What job do you do?

I buy flowers (..and plants ..and trees ..and seeds ..and bulbs ..and christmas trees)

I like buying Christmas trees the best 8)

Intelligence work, research and development of intelligence, occasional surveillance work.

Not a spook or a News International employee.

The unwilling, led by the unknowing, attempting to do the impossible for the ungrateful.

Aka passenger train driver.

Land Designer.....basically i design and build new cycle infrastructure for a local goverment authority

surprisingly i dont get to ride my bike as part of my job!

I make the internets .... it's easier to tell that to people that what I actually do.

Actually I'm mainly a backend developer in e-retail, I really sully myself with actual web-code just a bit of C# and PL/SQL here and there.

Mainly it's about team management and getting the job done these days though, lots more about communication and context than actual coding.

A James - Member
I used to be a geinacologist then became a bricklayer, still do a bit of the medical stuff, just to keep my hand in.

I'd have thought you could spell it then! 😕

photographer. design/advertising area. strictly no sunsets/dogs/weddings/babies or dealing with the general public.
having seen how office jobs/managers make people miserable and hate their jobs i realise how lucky i am.
pay is variable but can be very lucrative.
wouldn't swap it for anything.

i run an adventure travel website

i live in the alps

it could be worse...

(although it would be muchbetter today if i weren't immersing myself in google analytics)

Kilo....intrigued. Ever worked with/for anyone called Jules?

Medical Writer here. I help Big Pharma peddle their wares. Tastes a little bit like sucking Satan's c*ck sometimes, but I genuinely like wot I do on a day to day basis.

Used to be a research scientist, but got very jaded due to all the politics and constantly begging for money from funding bodies.

Microsoft specialist, Business Intelligence consultant

ie build databases and management reporting

CaptainFlashheart - Member
Kilo....intrigued. Ever worked with/for anyone called Jules?

worked on occassion with a "big jules" (male, i think in MMDP now)couple of female Jules and I think one other bloke whose full name I can't remember

OK, not the same then. 8)

Legal Secretary.

Jules isn't their real name 🙄

Scientist

hugor - you work more than 90 hours a week and still have time to ride a bike?

I start at 7 most mornings and work well into the evenings during the week.
I provide an oncall service for the hospital 24/7 5 days per week and 1 in 2 weekends. Depending on the volume of work that comes in my hours vary.
None of this is on the books officially as it would contravene the European work regulations.
That has fortunately has not occurred in Aus where I'm from and hours like that are not unusual in the medical industry.
We just MTFU and get on with it.
As for bike riding I can usually ride while technically being on duty, I usually have a few hours buffer at the very least from phone call to required attendance.
Most of my work can be dealt with over the phone.

i make maps

Haha for 8 months that qutie literally was me 🙂

Its currently my mate whos been sent to houston on time and a half to do nothing it would seem

I think the problem is that "test" and "training" were wrong in STPExporterImpl.generateSTPFilename(). Needed to be like this:

if (series.equals("Training"))
{
filenameBuilder.append("For-training-purposes-only");
filenameBuilder.append(UNDERSCORE);
}
else if (series.equals("Test"))
{
filenameBuilder.append("For-test-purposes-only");
filenameBuilder.append(UNDERSCORE);
}

Pysch nurse in a deliberate self harm team.

I spend most days standing around on street corners.
I don't earn very much.
Chugger?

No, would it help if I add I don't wear any knickers?

OK , 2 more guesses

Firstly . Kinky Traffic Warden?

Secondly , Mobile swimming instructor?

No, would it help if I add I don't wear any knickers?

😥

Please do. You'll catch your death in this weather.

Singletrackmind actually has one of the most important jobs in our [i]society[/i], and of anyone on this forum. 😀

And if he went on strike, society as we know it would collapse. 😐

well im a clock tower engineer.

can be quite fun but it can also be quite dull.

I didn't have a bra on today, what is it with the girls on this site

Under-dressed for the time of year? 😯

I sell drugs. Legal ones.

I used to do that. But [i]illegal[/i] ones. 8)

I can't remember if it was profitable or not. I don't think so, somehow... 😳

Parts controller at Nissan car plant

Its alright

Lots of engineeringy ones on here.. interesting.

Got to be from up North then

yep - control & instrumentation technician here.
eee bye gum.
😀

I translate medical records into an internationally recognised coded format for statistical and finance purposes. You get to read people's medical notes but other that it's very dull, nit-picky work.

well im a clock tower engineer

I look after voice networks/systems for some big companies in Scotland.

I work offshore, currently in the renewables industry.

Elf, you don't know a guy called Lance do you??? Only askin like.

Moi...

Programme (noooo, not TV) Manager (think Project Manager for multiple projects) for an Investment Bank (ohhhh you're gonna luv me for that nugget), IT/Accounting Systems. Currently working on 2 hefties, Platform Tech for Proposition RDR. and a Change Management Project. Which means I talk a lot, listen a lot, plan a lot and basically get questioned a lot.
No idea how I got here, not thinking of being here much longer TBH.

Gardener/handyman.

Love it ❗

I can't remember if it was profitable or not. I don't think so, somehow...

Never get high off your own supply.

Rule #1.

I flog kitesurfing & windsurfing holidays.

We now also do bike tours 🙂

Hey jimbobrighton, don't know ed at oceansource do you??

I don't actually - I work for waveriders holidays...

I work offshore and I'm going tomorrow.

8)jimbobrighton.. ohhhh most excellent!

I've a few mates that used to work for "that sunsail" and ed's (not an ex sunsial chappie BTW) an excellent chappie, take a peek at thier site, see what you think.

23 years in the RAF as a Aircraft Engineer, about to start my new job on monday as a Wind Turbine service engineer, looking forward to it.

chipbutty said...

23 years in the RAF as a Aircraft Engineer, about to start my new job on monday as a Wind Turbine service engineer, looking forward to it.

Who for?

Property Underwriter. I eff about with spreadsheets and catastrophe models in order to come up with a risk transfer premium for us paying for reinstatement of large multinationals' damaged buildings, contents, stock and resulting lost profits in the event that something wet, hot, shaky or windy comes to town (not an exhaustive list). And also come up with a structured programme that allows the right paper to be issued in the right countries that meets the client's needs and local regulations as efficiently as possible. And lunches. And risk engineering programmes to help reduce the chances and/or consequences of bad things happening.

Dad. Husband. Econometrician.

International go-to guy.

Markie - Member

Dad. Husband. Econometrician.