So, so much, if recent threads are to be believed.
Personally, I'm not sure what gets my goat. But I often find my racoon s****ing for no reason in particular.
Threads like this!
My neighbour's goat got my goat, good and proper.
Killer monkeys thirsty for goat blood.
My goat herder.
Goats in trees.
Is there some way we can work a beaver joke in to this thread?
Sheep on drugs?
Is there some way we can work a beaver joke in to this thread?
Come on, someone, bring on the beaver!
Other comedy animals welcomed, too, but a goat-centric thread would be appreciated!
Goat traps are good for getting goats. I have never seen what one looks like but I am reliably informed that it is true.
So long as someone doesn't post the video of an egeal knocking a goat off a mountain side to kill it. That's just mean!
sheep catcher.. apparently also suitable for goats...
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I have a lot of small goats!
No I don't, I'm only kidding.
I have a personal goat finder. He gets ALL my goats.
Odd. Just discovered that ZZ Top gets my goat. Must be a beard thing.
I have a lot of small goats!No I don't, I'm only kidding.
you Tim Vine?
In the valley of the goats, the goat-****er is king...
...or something along those lines.
What gets my goat?
Trolls.
goat boy
hurr hurr huuurr
What gets my goat?
Trolls.
Ah, the Three Billy Goats Gruff Reference! Nicely done.
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That sheep in the sheep catcher looks very relaxed and comfortable actually.
my Goatden Retriever.. (his name is Beaver...)
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That sheep in the sheep catcher looks very relaxed and comfortable actually.
It's on drugs.
I think some people on this thread are just kidding.
I don't have a goat, so no-one can get it.
I did notice on google though, that Spotted Nubian Goats are can be seen on [url= http://www.beaverdamgoats.com/ ]Beaver dam Goats .com[/url] (got the Beaver in)
I don't have a goat, so no-one can get it.I did notice on google though, that Spotted Nubian Goats are can be seen on Beaver dam Goats .com (got the Beaver in)
Man, that's a nice beaver (dam Goat). Had to do it...
I just went to the Desi Meat Shop in Oadby to get some goat & they won't have any in 'til September!
Palak gosht with lamb shoulder it is then...
Our goat was kicked by next doors donkey and had to be put down - that's not a euphemism
Our goat was kicked by next doors donkey and had to be put down - that's not a euphemism
It does sound like the first line of a really bad joke though.