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[Closed] What are we all going to talk about after the Election?

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I'm a bit worried. There's been some fantastic threads in the last few weeks. Some great arguments, [url= http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/teen-breaks-down-before-brown/page/2#post-1387225 ]and some sublime insults[/url].

But what are we going to talk about after tomorrow? 😯

I'm quite frightened....


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:15 pm
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We could go back to perving over Kylies bottom. 😐


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:18 pm
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the winner


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:19 pm
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We could talk about bikes.

No, sorry. Silly me. What a stupid suggestion.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:19 pm
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Well it'll take a couple of days for me to stop laughing if the tories dont win.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:20 pm
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And it'll take me a couple of days to stop crying if they do...


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:21 pm
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Brother Barnsley; regardless of whoever is in government, it shall always remain our [b]Human Right[/b], to admire Saint Kylie's derriere....

CFH; I hope you've had a good think about the preposterousness of your suggestion.

Don't let it happen again please. 😀


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:26 pm
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The state of the nations finances.

The public sector job nervousness index.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:33 pm
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We could always discuss m-cozzy - just trolling, or fascist nobber?


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:37 pm
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[s]The World Cup?[/s]


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:38 pm
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What tyres for riding Kylie's bottom?


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:40 pm
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After the election, I confidently guarantee that there will be just the same levels of self righteous do goodering from the left, shameless selfishness and indifference from the right and the same old arguments, accusations and pointless w@nkery that we've all come to rely on.

I hope so anyway, that's why it's fun isn't it 8)


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:41 pm
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Jesmondingo; go and stand in the corner please.

Respectful admiration is fine; filthy smutty suggestions are unacceptable.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:44 pm
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self righteous

Yep the only good that can come out of a tory victory is being able to sit back when the economy turns to sh1t and say 'I told you so'.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:44 pm
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When we are going to hold the first proper fox hunt for years


 
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i'm particularly missing the fatherhood advice posts 😮


 
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I hope so anyway, that's why it's fun isn't it

Of course! And long may it continue! 😀


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:45 pm
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It's impossible to think about Kylie's bottom without smutty thoughts,surely that's the point.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:45 pm
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Dales Rider, we've been hunting all through, so no change there!

Oh, and everyone should wear a helmet.

And the NHS is crap.

As is Scotland.

*Bait laid, sits back and waits for TJ....*

😉


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:46 pm
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But what are we going to talk about after tomorrow?

When you next flip in a highly amusing manner before being banned, again...


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:46 pm
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"Amy Pond" is my new muse [sorry Kylie]


 
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I have enjoyed using the phrases 'nazi cock monkey' and 'tory arse weasel' over the past few days, but I'm fairly sure I wont have to stop anytime soon!


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:48 pm
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you may well need them a little more over the next 5 years 😕


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:49 pm
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That's what worries me!


 
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Amy Pond doesn't (as far as I know) ride bikes.

Emily does.
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That's her on the left. Woof.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:49 pm
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Shouldnt that just be what rubber for kylie's bottom


 
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>when the economy turns to sh1t

looks at the state of the economy currently

Errrrrrrr.....


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 9:54 pm
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a week or two of discussing how to broker power for Clegg who will they prop up etc?
A month arguing about how it was unfair - whichever way they jump then we can argue over whether hung parliaments/coalitions really work.
Redundnancy threads as well probably whichever way ot goes.
Bring back fred
Sure it will all continue as normal


 
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Bring back fred

I don't think you'll get any interest at all in that one...

It's impossible to think about Kylie's bottom without smutty thoughts,surely that's the point.

This is true, but in the interests of Common Decency, filthy smuttiness must be kept to one's self...

Fox hunting? Nah, Tory hunting will be much more fun, now that loads have outed themeselves on here...

We know who you are, and we know where you live.... 😯


 
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I reckon politics might actually start getting interesting after today

.......and after 13 years of New Labour Tories and no effective opposition whatsoever.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:22 pm
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The Dow Jones. It's tanked. So FTSE will also tank in the early hours when it opens.

Oh dear


 
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The Dow Jones. It's tanked. So FTSE will also tank in the early hours when it opens.

Oh dear

It's OK. Gordon will do everything in his power and take the right decisions to avoid any financial problems.

Oh. Errrrrrm. Ah. I see.


 
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It's OK. Gordon will do everything in his power and take the right decisions to avoid any financial problems.

Oh. Errrrrrm. Ah. I see.

Yes, because being voted out of office is his fault too.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:41 pm
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he'd have a tough time blaming anyone else


 
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He'll try to though! 😉


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:42 pm
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erm...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/10101581.stm

You tory boys struggling to read tonight?


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:43 pm
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we do live in interesting times


 
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CFH: Have you become poorer under a Labour Government?

Thought not...


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:45 pm
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Why am I not surprised that the tories are the ones with the over-inflated opinions of the UK's effect on the global economy?


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:46 pm
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"Have you become poorer under a Labour Government?"

About to I think.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:47 pm
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Yes. I have.


 
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About to I think.

Not sure it'll be a labour government to blame as of tomorrow


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:48 pm
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Under the labour governments, I liquidated my enormous and increasing-in-value vinyl collection collection and then spent the proceeds on swiftly depreciating pieces of expensive bicycle. So in that sense I have too.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:50 pm
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can someone clear this up for me,
that phillipson lass has won for labour
in which case WTF has "swing" got to do with anything?
i realise i represents a drop overall in support, but she still won?


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:56 pm
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Yes. I have.

😀

I think I love New Labour after all !


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 10:58 pm
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what a crap system 8)


 
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"i realise i represents a drop overall in support, but she still won?"

Swing indicates how much people are shifting their votes from one party to another. It's less affected by regional effects so you can extrapolate it to the UK share of the vote, and from that to the distribution of seats.

Clutching at straws when you have no actual data!


 
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Yes. I have.

Yeah, well you should have worked harder then, shouldn't you? You've only got yourself to blame you know.

Pfft. Workshy waster....


 
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You've only got yourself to blame you know.

I reckon he probably will blame himself.

Cause if I recall correctly, Flashheart's standard response to people who complain that they are struggling, is : "Well earn more money then".


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 11:05 pm
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Emily Maitlis - doing the voting map of the UK

SWING!
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Posted : 06/05/2010 11:11 pm
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jeremy vines crap graphics are winding me up!
i dunno why im watching this, i didnt even vote


 
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i dunno why im watching this, i didnt even vote

In which case you veto any right to comment for the next 5 years....


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 11:22 pm
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Gordon will do everything in his power and take the right decisions to avoid any financial problems

Truthfully CPT are you not a little concerned that Osborne is a lightweight he scares me more than Dave ...you know where you are with dave and he seems competent. osborne just looks like I do just before riding something way outside my comfort zone.
He does worry me.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 11:23 pm
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lol, i knew someone would say that.
i was going to, but having moved house 4 times in the past 6 months, im having trouble of keeping track of where i am, so the government probably arnt finding it any easier.

subsequently, the paperwork never worked out for me.
another example of the system being overly complex and pointles


 
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i dunno why im watching this, i didnt even vote

In which case you veto any right to comment for the next 5 years....

On this one, I'm with you, Zokes. Well said.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 11:30 pm
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another example of the system being overly complex and pointles[sic]

Complicated or not, there are millions of people on this planet who would give an awful lot either to be able to vote, or to be in a country that's stable enough that it doesn't make that much difference...


 
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Elections for the executive, the free-press etc, keep our administrations in check. Really, it matters less who you vote for, as long as you vote.


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 11:41 pm
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and that Stupid woman who is "really very angry" about not being able to vote, should have turned up within the 13 hour window of voting, not out of it.
and if she wasnt able to make it, arranged a postal vote.
surely?
rules is rules.

bored already, off to bed


 
Posted : 06/05/2010 11:49 pm
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It might matter in my seat, Cardiff North. Close run thing.

Btw how many seats do Plaid and SNP expect? Seems to me that the difference between Labour+Libdem and Tory is so small in the exit poll that the minor parties could really make a difference.


 
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It might matter in my seat, Cardiff North. Close run thing.

not quite in the same life-or-death situation as Iran, for example though, would it?


 
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Clearly not zokes, I wasn't responding to you!


 
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[i]i dunno why im watching this, i didnt even vote
In which case you veto any right to comment for the next 5 years....
On this one, I'm with you, Zokes. Well said. [/i]

I'm a tad confused about this, I must admit. Do people who slate non voters wait around for them to slag off the elected government? Because you know they don't do it, don't you?

People who are interested in politics, vote. Those who aren't, don't. The latter don't suddenly then become interested in politics again after the election you know. I only make the distincion because there does seem to be a regular theme here that gets waved over peoples heads about commenting on the government.

Really, those people who don't vote, don't instantly spend the next five years bitching about the government. It's a very bizarre perspective to take.


 
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People choose for very odd reasons:

One friend said "I'm voting for Nick because he's nice". I pointed out she's not voting for Nick!

My GF says she voted LibDem because she's "frustrated about the cost of housing in our area" [go figure]

I voted on the basis of expenses abuse

Do policies matter at all?


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 12:20 am
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People who are interested in politics, vote. Those who aren't, don't. The latter don't suddenly then become interested in politics again after the election you know.

😕 So how come so many non-voters spend so much time on the political threads then ?

It doesn't seem much point - if you're not interested in politics.


 
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Dunno about the rest of them, I'm just having a laugh baiting people.


 
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Complicated or not, there are millions of people on this planet who would give an awful lot either to be able to vote, or to be in a country that's stable enough that it doesn't make that much difference...

Have to put aside my differences with you tonight, Zokes. I agree with you 100% on this.

People like Olly need to have a think about the sacrifices that so many people made, so that we can today enjoy the freedom to exercise our Democratic Rights.

You should vote, because you CAN.


 
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[i]freedom to exercise our Democratic Rights.

You should vote, because you CAN. [/i]

Democracy FAIL.


 
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How so, Samuri?

Obviously, it's up to everyone to vote whoever they want, or to vote or not, but to simply not vote because you can't be bothered, as seems to be the case with young Olly, is just crap really. Everyone should make the effort, even if it's merely to spoil their ballot paper.

Apathy for the UK....


 
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You're taking the politicians line, which is an apathetic one. You're assuming people don't vote because they can't be bothered which is apathetic in my opinion, can people really not think harder than that?

For various reasons, a staggering number of people are not interested in politics. They look at the politicians and the parties they represent and clearly decide that none of them are worthy of their support. Personally, they all look corrupt and untrustworthy to me. I don't believe a word that comes out of any of their mouths. Voting would be a rapid back pedalling on my principles. If voting slips had a box which stated 'I think all the parties are useless, I'd rush out and tick it. That's not a spoiled vote (what a waste of time that would be) which gets ignored, that's a strong stance against all the political activity in Britian and should act as a wake up call to the parties.

Since such an option does not exist because we don't really live in a democracy where people are free to do as they wish, I'll have to do nothing and live with the guilt trip you're trying to lay on me. But don't worry, it's not a biggie.


 
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Your choice. Not voting means you have abstained from the democratic process. So, for you, democracy doesn't exist, no. Therefore you forfeit any right to comment, for being part of a democracy means you must take part in it's process.

'Night.


 
Posted : 07/05/2010 1:03 am
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I did vote, but I'm inclined to support the right of others to choose not to vote, that is their democratic right.


 
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Surely a spoiled vote is the only way to make it clear you're expressing a dissatisfaction with all politicians? Sitting at home on your hands demonstrates nothing.


 
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[i]Your choice. Not voting means you have abstained from the democratic process. So, for you, democracy doesn't exist, no. Therefore you forfeit any right to comment, for being part of a democracy means you must take part in it's process.[/i]

lol. That's right. If you can find any time, past, present or future where I complain about the elected government you're welcome to tell me to eat my words, but you never will. I don't vote you see, so it would be hyprocritical.


 
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Thank you Southern Yeti. How can you express your views, by not partaking in the process that has been agreed on by social consensus?

Of course you have the right not to vote, but if you don't, then your onions are invalid.

I'm too tired now, I'm off to bed.


 
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[i]Surely a spoiled vote is the only way to make it clear you're expressing a dissatisfaction with all politicians? Sitting at home on your hands demonstrates nothing.[/i]

No, a spoiled vote looks like someone who can't write inside a clearly defined box. And that's exactly how they are treated. Do you think anyone sits there wringing their hands over all the spoiled votes or do you think they just get thrown in the bin?


 
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[i]Thank you Southern Yeti. How can you express your views, by not partaking in the process that has been agreed on by social consensus?[/i]

hehe. 39.86% didn't turn out to vote in 2005. That's a significant social concensus I reckon. Never mind.


 
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Samuri you seem to be quite the authority on something you don't care about?

If all the people who don't vote for the reasons you listed above (potentially 40% of the electorate last time around)went out and spoiled their papers their would be signigicant ripples in the political pond.

As it is, you just get added to the mass of knuckle draggers deemed too lazy, apathetic or stoopid to vote..... thumbs up! 🙂


 
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Yeah, but they're in a [i]minority[/i]...

Democracy WIN, perhaps? 🙄


 
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[i]As it is, you just get added to the mass of knuckle draggers deemed too lazy, apathetic or stoopid to vote..... thumbs up! [/i]

I completely agree. It's a travesty. I'm not lazy, apathetic or stupid and yet I'm linked in with these people by the ridiculous system I live in.

And guess what? I suspect I'm not the only one. Actually I suspect there are millions like me. But by all means you carry on listening to the lies you hear from the politicians mouths about apathetic and lazy members of the public, you're buying it so they're happy.


 
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Do you think anyone sits there wringing their hands over all the spoiled votes or do you think they just get thrown in the bin?

Neither. I think they're counted and included in the turnout, so you can quite clearly see how many are interested enough to vote but can't find anybody to vote for. Not that I think there's a lot wrong with sitting at home - you've contributed just about as much to the electoral process as a voter in Sheffield Brightside & Hillsborough has.


 
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