[Closed] Well, well, well - mrs deadly is having a baby!!

Congrats darcy

Congrats!

Awwwwwwwww 🙂

Blimey!

How did that happen ❓

Congrats & best of luck!

woo-woo!

Congratulations.

Superb news, Y Darc!

Now, start a "What tyre for my pram?" thread immediately! 🙂

How did that happen?

Well, Cheesy, in the spring time, when a mummy rabbit and a daddy rabbit love each other very much......

Smashing. Who's is it? 🙂

I can't even begin to fathom what you were doing wrong to be trying for a baby and then expecting a dog instead.

Nonetheless, congrats matey.

Smashing. Who's is it?

How did that happen

🙂

Now, this is why I love STW.

Same answer to both...we're not sure.

EDIT: Cougar 😆

Thats excellent news Bravisimo!!! I've always thought you look far too healthy. I look forward to stress and sleeplessness taking their toll, firstly in the form of hair loss 😉

firstly in the form of hair loss

Well, as you know binbins, the grey has already set in.

WTF am I gonna do if I lose my contract as Clooney's hair double?

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Smashing. Who's is it?

As I've said to my wife repeatedly over the years "[i]we know she's your daughter, it's only supposition that she's mine[/i]".

Well done DD. I see a future of bike seats and trailers.

Nice one DubbaD! 😀

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Many congratulations to you both! I was in the exact same position this time last year - he was due on Christmas day as well and arrived on the 23rd. You will start eyeing up prams in a way you used to look at Ti frames!!

I'll get a mini Ulster shirt at the ready!

I foresee an increase in facial hair and a slight change of your career trajectory

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😀

I'll get a mini Ulster shirt at the ready!

Munsterman says NO!!!!

congrats. Was going to post jokes about the arrival of the titty fairy but you'll have that area covered with your corporate sponsorship and all 😉

Congrats.

Wombat Jr Jr was due on Christmas day.....arrived Jan 9th 😯

Congratulations.

My son was born last New Years Eve - if you think you cried at telling people wait till you old the little blighter the first time!

Congratulations and welcome to penury.

Munsterman says NO!!!!

thought you might. Ireland it is!

Seriously many many congratulations, its the best time ever!

Seriously many many congratulations, its the best time ever!

Cheers BM. We're really trying our best to enjoy this time. I think mrs Bravissimo will when she stops puking her head off everywhere. Hopefully, just another week of that now.

Really looking forward to our last holiday as a couple in France next week. And then a whole new world for us next year sometime.

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wolfpacks are always better with a wolfcub

Congrats - I'd always assumed you would be sterile/asexual.

*reports grum's post*

>Hopefully, just another week of that now.

fingers crossed for you! Mrs NBT's sister had "morning sickness" the entire time. she filled a flower vase en route from home to the delivery room - and not with flowers, that's just all that was to hand "just in case" as they were leaving the house

I thought the opposite grum. I've always assumed that women could get preggers just from being in the same room as Bravissimo

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That's great news. I know someone else who is due on Christmas Day - they too had a long struggle getting pregnant.

😀

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Wonderful news! Congratulations to you both. 😀

Congrats!

But:

Now, this is why I love STW.

Same answer to both...we're not sure.

EDIT: Cougar

Cougar's the father???

Cougar's the father

For all I know...

so specialguywelshride before christmas then?

shewolf or hewolf?

Congratulations! I'm very happy for you both.

Now, start saving up for all the toys that [s]you[/s] the new baby will need.

congratulations!

as a seasoned father of 6 weeks now I would heartily recommend that you savour the next few months of your current life. your new life will be changed massively, in some good ways and some not so good.
and unless you're a b**tard your life next year will not be your own, but at least you get to share it with someone like you.

(Jesus, I need a drink/ nap)

Cheers brakes.

I'm under no illusions about what next year brings. 😐

And I will do my best to embrace the change instead of letting it get on top of me.

Congratulations 😀 now go and spend some money on yourself and go to bed, cos you won't be able to do either in bit....

Remember when you were 14 and used to **** alot? Well you're going back to those days again as soon as the baby is born 😉

top tip*: dont buy half the shite you think you [i]need[/i] 'cause you won't need it.
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*father of 2 who has bought lots of unnecessary shite over the years

Cougar's the father???

I've never been called that before. A mother, on the other hand...

Well done DD.

Just think, you won't have time to ride your bike next year 😉

dont buy half the shite you think you need 'cause you won't need it.

Oh I know...we're making a list and checking it twice.

Then giving it to my sister and mum. 😀

Nah seriously, that's good advice - lots of people have mentioned it, so we'll try to take it easy.

Just think, you won't have time to ride your bike next year

Assuming the wink means you know roughly how much I ride my bike at all. 😳

Welcome to the world of coffee and night riding. Hope Mrs.D has a good pregnancy.

might have to sell those heated wing mirrors

Congratulations you hunk a spunk of burning Irish love and now you have proved what a virile handsome devil you are.

I always wanted to have your babies 😆

Shagging a heavily pregnant woman feels both wierd, kinky and bizarre in equal measure.

Christ on a bike hora!

Is this one of those [i][b]too much information[/b][/i] tings? 8)

Hora may have gone a smidge to far 😆 a mates wife turned into a sex crazed harpie when she was with child.

You think you're a cold bastard, then you hear that and turn to mush

You? A cold bastard? Careful you don't bruise your vagina, Sugar-Tits.

Congratulations!!
Invest in some good lights and a coffee machine.
what buggy tyres for north wales??

Congrats DD, wish you and the family all the best.

Congratulations DD that great news.

Best wishes to you both 😀

congratulations DD, its the best thing in the world. 🙂

A proper Brizzle Darcy for Xmas then - superb 😀

Can you get prams with heated handles? Standards need to be maintained!

Congrats. The horny wife situation will even itself out afterwards, so get it while you can.

So I'm told..

Invaluable advice as ever 😀

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excellent work. congrats

breeders breeding...

hora you're vile

Breeders? I take it Elton John isn't a "breeder" then? 😆

Don't jump to any conclusions when baby darcy comes out looking like binners.

They all do!

Congrats 🙂

Congratulations fella 🙂
Immense fun and extreme tiredness await 😉

Congratulations to you both!!! 8)

Ive not had a holiday in 2yrs or slept in once

Top work O'Darcy!

there is one really import question though.

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will it have flash? 🙂

guess that between my little 'un and yours it might be a while before we go for that spin...

Well done Mrs D. The best Christmas pressie ever!
*wonders if I could face going through all that again 💡

It will blow your ****ing mind, truly.

You cry at everything. I watched some programme about octopi last week and wept at the birth of the little octopus following its mother around...

Congratulations old son!

Heart felt congratulations Mr and Mrs Deadly

massive congrats so pleased for you both 😀

Congratulations both of you!!! 😀

First time logging on in a few days and this, this is the best news ever..
I vote "best thread 2012"

Wooohooo you two..(three..)

Sincere thanks for all the lovely messages of congratulations. 🙂

mrs deadly will enjoy reading the thread.

Shit, vomit, tiredness, coffee, naps, heavy sleep, shit and vomit, feeeeeeedddding, comfort eating and getting fat, more coffee...too much coffee, reinvigoration by child, napping on and on and on.

Its bloody marvelous. Best thing ever. Congrats to you both.

I should take a picture of my daughter wandering around wearing an eyepatch and holding three plastic coins (treasure) and a compass, pretending to be Captain Jack Sparrow. These are the things you have to look forward to, it gets you through the screaming wriggling thing stage.

I watched some programme about octopi last week and wept at the birth of the little octopus following its mother around...

That reminds me.

Dave goes into a fresh seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day.

The waiter takes him to a large water tank at the back of the room containing live lobsters and other assorted underwater creatures. Dave examines the tank and points out a small, pale green squid hiding behind a much larger one.

"I'll take that one there, please" says Dave.

The waiter asks, "the big dark green one?"

"No, the one behind him, with the little mustache."

"O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"

As if by magic, a little French chef appears brandishing a large cleaver. The waiter instructs the chef to kill the light green little squid. Gervais grabs it from the tank is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face and into its mustache. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.

"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid into little squiddy pieces when it cringes back and gives a little cry. At that, Hans bursts into tears.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, between sobs.

"Well sir," says the waiter to Dave, "it just goes to show. Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais... With mild green, hairy lip squid"

congratulations, we are expecting our first in 6 weeks. Cant wait. 😀

*reports Cougar's post*