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might have to sell those heated wing mirrors
Congratulations you hunk a spunk of burning Irish love and now you have proved what a virile handsome devil you are.
I always wanted to have your babies 😆
Shagging a heavily pregnant woman feels both wierd, kinky and bizarre in equal measure.
Christ on a bike hora!
Is this one of those [i][b]too much information[/b][/i] tings? 8)
Hora may have gone a smidge to far 😆 a mates wife turned into a sex crazed harpie when she was with child.
You think you're a cold bastard, then you hear that and turn to mush
You? A cold bastard? Careful you don't bruise your vagina, Sugar-Tits.
Congratulations!!
Invest in some good lights and a coffee machine.
what buggy tyres for north wales??
Congrats DD, wish you and the family all the best.
Congratulations DD that great news.
Best wishes to you both 😀
congratulations DD, its the best thing in the world. 🙂
A proper Brizzle Darcy for Xmas then - superb 😀
Can you get prams with heated handles? Standards need to be maintained!
Congrats. The horny wife situation will even itself out afterwards, so get it while you can.
So I'm told..
Invaluable advice as ever 😀
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excellent work. congrats
breeders breeding...
hora you're vile
Breeders? I take it Elton John isn't a "breeder" then? 😆
Don't jump to any conclusions when baby darcy comes out looking like binners.
They all do!
Congrats 🙂
Congratulations fella 🙂
Immense fun and extreme tiredness await 😉
Congratulations to you both!!! 8)
Ive not had a holiday in 2yrs or slept in once
Top work O'Darcy!
there is one really import question though.
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will it have flash? 🙂
guess that between my little 'un and yours it might be a while before we go for that spin...
Well done Mrs D. The best Christmas pressie ever!
*wonders if I could face going through all that again 💡
It will blow your ****ing mind, truly.
You cry at everything. I watched some programme about octopi last week and wept at the birth of the little octopus following its mother around...
Congratulations old son!
Heart felt congratulations Mr and Mrs Deadly
massive congrats so pleased for you both 😀
Congratulations both of you!!! 😀
First time logging on in a few days and this, this is the best news ever..
I vote "best thread 2012"
Wooohooo you two..(three..)
Sincere thanks for all the lovely messages of congratulations. 🙂
mrs deadly will enjoy reading the thread.
Shit, vomit, tiredness, coffee, naps, heavy sleep, shit and vomit, feeeeeeedddding, comfort eating and getting fat, more coffee...too much coffee, reinvigoration by child, napping on and on and on.
Its bloody marvelous. Best thing ever. Congrats to you both.
I should take a picture of my daughter wandering around wearing an eyepatch and holding three plastic coins (treasure) and a compass, pretending to be Captain Jack Sparrow. These are the things you have to look forward to, it gets you through the screaming wriggling thing stage.
I watched some programme about octopi last week and wept at the birth of the little octopus following its mother around...
That reminds me.
Dave goes into a fresh seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day.
The waiter takes him to a large water tank at the back of the room containing live lobsters and other assorted underwater creatures. Dave examines the tank and points out a small, pale green squid hiding behind a much larger one.
"I'll take that one there, please" says Dave.
The waiter asks, "the big dark green one?"
"No, the one behind him, with the little mustache."
"O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
As if by magic, a little French chef appears brandishing a large cleaver. The waiter instructs the chef to kill the light green little squid. Gervais grabs it from the tank is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face and into its mustache. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.
"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen.
"Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"
The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid into little squiddy pieces when it cringes back and gives a little cry. At that, Hans bursts into tears.
"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, between sobs.
"Well sir," says the waiter to Dave, "it just goes to show. Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervais... With mild green, hairy lip squid"
congratulations, we are expecting our first in 6 weeks. Cant wait. 😀
*reports Cougar's post*
Woo - congrats DD & Mrs DD! 😀
Congratulations.. children will put colour in your life..
Since my first son arrived nearly three years ago I have gone from this..
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enjoy 😀