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[Closed] We done Johnny Depp yet?

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[url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38825230 ]Johnny Depp spends $2 million a month on "Lifestyle"[/url]

What is wrong with these people?

Does the noise of their sniffling entourage melt their brains or something?


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:15 pm
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done Johnny Depp yet?

Nope, but I did once get jiggy with a girl who briefly appeared on one of those vet programmes a few years back.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:19 pm
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I can well imagine that the millions of people in the world who live on a dollar a day wonder what we do with all our money too.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:22 pm
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I reckon the bloke who sold him the cannon saw him coming


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:23 pm
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Glad to see money doesn't buy you happiness... Great actor though.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:26 pm
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It gets you a higher class of misery though Dezzy. Just think of all those coke and hookers....


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:30 pm
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"He has refused to live within his means, despite... repeated warnings about his financial condition," their countersuit claims.

My wife keeps saying the same thing about me.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:32 pm
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can't help but secretly like the idea of firing Hunter S Thompson's remains from a cannon !!!


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:34 pm
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Just think of all those coke and hookers....

Am I the only one fantasising about an air-conditioned garage with n+1 taken to the logical conclusion?


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:36 pm
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Chapeau!


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:43 pm
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Am I the only one fantasising about an air-conditioned garage with n+1 taken to the logical conclusion?

i'd be like Jay Leno, but with a selection of europes finest bikes. And a few from other places.

I probably wouldn't spend £800 a day on wine. Beerbods is much cheaper, and beer beats wine all day.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:43 pm
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It would be easy to produce figures like that to satisfy settlement cases, you can't honestly think he spends that much?

I like his style and swagger, but often wonder if I'm better off in many ways.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 2:55 pm
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I don't care about the divorce settlement, I want to know how many bikes he owns.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 3:05 pm
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[i]but often wonder if I'm better off in many ways.[/i]

I wonder that too... then I realise. Naahh!


 
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It gets you a higher class of misery though Dezzy. Just think of all those coke and hookers....
His wine bill is not a patch on Charlie Sheen though, bon vivant par excellence, who apparently at his peak was averaging $2k on drugs and $4k+ on hookers EVERY DAY, and by all accounts was/is profoundly miserable


 
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His wine bill is not a patch on Charlie Sheen though, bon vivant par excellence, who apparently at his peak was averaging $2k on drugs and $4k+ on hookers EVERY DAY, and by all accounts was/is profoundly miserable

how is this poosible? (being miserable i mean)


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 4:04 pm
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good god, that'd buy a lot of Stella!


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 4:08 pm
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you cant take 2000 dollars worth of drugs in a day really can you?


 
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can't help but secretly like the idea of firing Hunter S Thompson's remains from a cannon !!!

Sandy Thompson: "Hunter would have loved that. He always liked really loud bangs!!"


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 4:53 pm
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Only if your dealer is a bastard


 
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how is this poosible? (being miserable i mean)

It's cocaine...


 
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you cant take 2000 dollars worth of drugs in a day really can you?

I guess he was buying them for him and his party friends.

He must of went days without sleep.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 5:00 pm
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If I had to pick an actor that fell in to the column marked "detached from reality" - it would be a hard choice between Depp and Tom Cruise


 
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Nope, but I did once get jiggy with a girl who briefly appeared on one of those vet programmes a few years back.

It wasn't Trude Mostue was it? Please tell me it wasn't!


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 5:17 pm
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Tom Cruise is real? 😯


 
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Tom Cruise is real?

Nope, he is stitched together from 100 small Mexican muchachos.


 
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n+1 taken to the logical conclusion?

A fatbike?


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 5:58 pm
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good god, that'd buy a lot of Stella

But who'd want to? A classic example of money not buying taste...


 
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Nope, but I did once get jiggy with a girl who briefly appeared on one of those vet programmes a few years back.
It wasn't Trude Mostue was it? Please tell me it wasn't!

Nah, I reckon Lilly Savage.


 
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A fatbike?

Nah, with all the money you could afford skinny ones.


 
Posted : 01/02/2017 9:11 pm
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Internet piracy is killing the movie business don't you know. Depp may have to cut back to just $1m a month

(Can you do $2k of drugs a day, at Holywood prices I would imagine that's not difficult plus you are buying for the "crowd")


 
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