[Closed] We done Johnny Depp yet?

done Johnny Depp yet?

Nope, but I did once get jiggy with a girl who briefly appeared on one of those vet programmes a few years back.

I can well imagine that the millions of people in the world who live on a dollar a day wonder what we do with all our money too.

I reckon the bloke who sold him the cannon saw him coming

Glad to see money doesn't buy you happiness... Great actor though.

It gets you a higher class of misery though Dezzy. Just think of all those coke and hookers....

"He has refused to live within his means, despite... repeated warnings about his financial condition," their countersuit claims.

My wife keeps saying the same thing about me.

can't help but secretly like the idea of firing Hunter S Thompson's remains from a cannon !!!

Just think of all those coke and hookers....

Am I the only one fantasising about an air-conditioned garage with n+1 taken to the logical conclusion?

Chapeau!

Am I the only one fantasising about an air-conditioned garage with n+1 taken to the logical conclusion?

i'd be like Jay Leno, but with a selection of europes finest bikes. And a few from other places.

I probably wouldn't spend £800 a day on wine. Beerbods is much cheaper, and beer beats wine all day.

It would be easy to produce figures like that to satisfy settlement cases, you can't honestly think he spends that much?

I like his style and swagger, but often wonder if I'm better off in many ways.

I don't care about the divorce settlement, I want to know how many bikes he owns.

[i]but often wonder if I'm better off in many ways.[/i]

I wonder that too... then I realise. Naahh!

It gets you a higher class of misery though Dezzy. Just think of all those coke and hookers....

His wine bill is not a patch on Charlie Sheen though, bon vivant par excellence, who apparently at his peak was averaging $2k on drugs and $4k+ on hookers EVERY DAY, and by all accounts was/is profoundly miserable

how is this poosible? (being miserable i mean)

good god, that'd buy a lot of Stella!

you cant take 2000 dollars worth of drugs in a day really can you?

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can't help but secretly like the idea of firing Hunter S Thompson's remains from a cannon !!!

Sandy Thompson: "Hunter would have loved that. He always liked really loud bangs!!"

Only if your dealer is a bastard

how is this poosible? (being miserable i mean)

It's cocaine...

you cant take 2000 dollars worth of drugs in a day really can you?

I guess he was buying them for him and his party friends.

He must of went days without sleep.

If I had to pick an actor that fell in to the column marked "detached from reality" - it would be a hard choice between Depp and Tom Cruise

Nope, but I did once get jiggy with a girl who briefly appeared on one of those vet programmes a few years back.

Tom Cruise is real? 😯

Tom Cruise is real?

n+1 taken to the logical conclusion?

A fatbike?

good god, that'd buy a lot of Stella

Nope, but I did once get jiggy with a girl who briefly appeared on one of those vet programmes a few years back.
It wasn't Trude Mostue was it? Please tell me it wasn't!

A fatbike?

Nah, with all the money you could afford skinny ones.

Internet piracy is killing the movie business don't you know. Depp may have to cut back to just $1m a month

(Can you do $2k of drugs a day, at Holywood prices I would imagine that's not difficult plus you are buying for the "crowd")