I don't think you can dae things tartan it's a bit like a glass hammer or clear food colouring.
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Has Kevin got boobs and a winky?
dangeourbrain - Member
Who keeps on using all my toilet roll
The owl in your head obviouslyCougar - Moderator
It must be a papert owl.
Oh, very well done!
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I hope you feel proud of yourself
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Oops sorry. I just noticed the naughty word behind the count 😳
Please don't break my knee caps again Mr Cougar sir 😐
Count zero? Not Gibson's best book but I enjoyed it none the less
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Is this what you've been smoking?
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Its your fault. It's stick in my head now.
Count zero? Not Gibson's best book but I enjoyed it none the less
Quite agree, didn't say that last time I met him, though! That would be rude.
There's so much random awsumness on here, it's belittling!
No Togas for crying out loud.
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The phrase [b]"It's so bad it's good"[/b] does not apply to this film
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Another weekend with CFH 😳
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Artisan toast, obvs
This is more STW
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This has become the more ironic thread in the history of STW!
No way that is STW Fry, not a single wood burner, badger hair shaving brush or grammar assassination in sight
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I overslept 😳
Start time to race 11:50
Wake up time 12:50
who's at fault (i know it's not mine)
Blame thatcher.
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Blooming Thatcher coming out of her crypt to haunt me.
Have the Tory party no shame
Thatcher gives terrible head in the morning.
There should have been an a between gives and terrible.
Odd how one letter can completely change your meaning.
Time to stop wearing your
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Think they are effecting your circulation 🙄
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Just saying 😉
I never read the labels anyway
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#GrrrMondays
Are you giving me the horn 😳
Looks more like the hoof to me
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I've never seen a dog pull "suppository face" before
Spend more time in Birmingham then
Spend more time in Birmingham then
Well that's just rude! You sir are orf my Christmas card list.
Well that's just rude! You sir are orf my Christmas card list.
How dare you talk to me like that! I'm a '[b]Big Blue P[/b]'
I've done the handshake and the dance. How dare you, you young upstart
Find someone else to come inside your home and check that youre still sleeping (even though it will break my heart not to do it anymore 🙁 )
Find someone else to come inside your home and check that youre still sleeping
And thats another thing, why do you never wipe up behind your self? It's horrible getting out of bed and stepping in that first thing in the morning.
If i had known that a few hoof prints and a bit of cow pat would send you over the edge, i wouldn't of bothered bringing a snack with me 🙁
FYI Your own fault for not putting a cattle grid by your bedroom door like a normal person would (walks off in huff)
