Watching your new topic fall away due to inactivity

Pigface

Sorry its not my picture and the dead really don't come back to life.

How do you know? Have you done rigorous testing to prove they don't?

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Amazon says different

Amazon like the know who's paying attention.

Oh the ironing.

Ma Fry, I admit I haven't done rigorous testing to test the theory of the living dead, I did live for a part of my life near Newport and can safely say even though the majority of the population looked like zombies, acted like zombies (the aimless milling about, not the voracious appetite for human flesh) they were in fact classed as humans (just).

I am a bit miffed about being denied pudding 😕

I am a bit miffed about being denied pudding

It hurts me too but it's the only way you'll learn.

(I don't just say it hurts me, it really does. This is because obviously I'll now be eating double pudding to make sure none goes to waste, [b]even if it makes me sick![/b] So it really is a chore for both of us.)

dangeourbrain

It hurts me too but it's the only way you'll learn.

(I don't just say it hurts me, it really does. This is because obviously I'll now be eating double pudding to make sure none goes to waste, even if it makes me sick! So it really is a chore for both of us.)

You are truly a brave and noble man. I hope that Pigface appreciates the slight discomfort you are about to put your body throught in order to teach the young tyke a lesson, about putting such lies on the internet.

I am learning lessons, doffs cap and tugs forelock in deference to dangeourbrain whilst secretly plotting to eviscerate him with a wooden fork from a chippy.

The interweb is 100% truth FACT, anyone who disagrees must be an alien or something.

Shane Warne has got some interesting ideas, Bowled Shaneo !!!!

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/feb/15/im-saying-we-started-from-aliens-shane-warne-casts-doubt-on-evolution

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No pudding for me tonight either then. Probably not a bad thing as it's beer and curry day and curry house pudding is rarely good, two helpings of "half an Orange filed with orange sorbet" or the like would have been painful.

No pudding for me tonight either then. Probably not a bad thing as it's beer and curry day and curry house pudding is rarely good, two helpings of "half an Orange filed with orange sorbet" or the like would have been painful.

You forgot that the orange sorbet has to have just been pulled out of a freezer which is attempting to get colder than absolute zero, and is therefore impenetrable with the tiny tinny teaspoon tendered to try tasting (amazing alliteration!) it with.

Plus forget the curry house puds, it's all about the Toblorange! Two of those would show real commitment.

I pass on the toblerange I think - a few Toblerone u could manage a chocolate orange I'd struggle. I might try out any way though as the Mrs would scoff the chocolate orange leaving me with the good bit

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Tut

King Tut

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I can see their under-crackers 😳

Risky

Bisky

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NSFW

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Get it. Get it cause he put him in a cask of wine 😆 😆

I kill myself with my wit at times

That feeling you get when no one answers your awesome post

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Anyone thinking what i'm thinking 😯

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If you're thinking about Burt Reynolds in a gimp suit MrsFry no I'm not.*

*Well I wasn't, but now I am, but only for the purposes of this post. I'm removing the thought immediately I hit the [send post] button.

If you want to talk about it some more

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We are here to listean.... 😉

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7 years ago today!

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Is that foreign parts?

I'm inclined to think it's his parts.

He's lucky to have such beautiful parts.

If I had parts that nice, there's no way I'd keep them private

I'm sure your parts are very nice as well.

Only if Wales is foreign. Lake Vyrnwy
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I've encountered those parts on numerous occasions

Who knew thst those parts would be so close to my back door.
That last picture is so captivating.

What you doin on your back?

Back Door? Suits you Sir...

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What i do is between me and the other chap who kips under Thepurist bed)

This thread is starting to get on my tits.