[Closed] Vinegar Strokes

What about the Welsh method of cheese and chips? It's certainly interesting

I used to have that on Mondays and Fridays when I was given money to eat in the canteen. (aged 11)

Garlic Mayo

Perhaps a special sub-clause for April in Belgium.
I thought the Welsh method was only used for Saturday lunch-time with hair of the dog (assuming the hair was a beer hair).

Isn't it the law that chips and cheese has to be accompanied by donner meat

In which case we need to get some chilli sauce involved

i read the thread title as 'vagina strokes' how disappointing.

Vincent: You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: Yuck!
Vincent: I seen 'em do it, man, they ****in' drown 'em in that shit.

It's an interesting topic, however I feel salt and vinegar pale into the background when trumped by northern chip shop gravy I wish it would become the norm inside the M25.

Put cooked chips in a large bowl, splash them up with some picked onion vinegar, then sprinkle with smoked paprika, fresh ground black pepper and then salt. Toss the buggers about a bit to coat evenly then scoff noisily, avoiding sharing with drooling mrs. 🙂

Oh, garlic mayo or chicken gravy is also great as is ketchup

But salad cream is the devils work.avoid.

(not very) interesting fact. They have Heinz Salad Cream on the International Space Station.

salt then vinegar then salt again

and stick dirty battered sausage in it too

GlitterGary had it right, chips gravy and peas. Salt and vinegar in any order. I would add a can of Barrs dandelion and burdock, but it needs to be Barrs or you won't be able to sell it to me. My local chippy applies the salt and vinegar at the same time.

If it was down to me, I'd go vinegar, then salt to ensure that the salt sticks to the chips. However, my local chippy does the salt first, then the vinegar, which seems to work as they taste nice.

My old local chippy in Hemel used to do vinegar first, then salt, but I always used to empty a tub of mushy peas over the top to give them a bit of texture.

Either way, chips are food of the gods. Love 'em

I like soy sauce on chip shop chips.

Home made deep fried chips on their own - vinegar, salt, maybe a bit of ketchup or some grated cheese
Chippy chips - Salt then vinegar, it's how they do it in Yorkshire. Gravy is acceptable with a pudding, not with fish.

All other forms of "chips" are shit and don't deserve the name.

not enough vinegar till the chips are nearly floating 😉

add a can of Barrs dandelion and burdock, but it needs to be Barrs or you won't be able to sell it to me

Fentiman's D&B is nicer - not as sweet or bubblegummy as Barr's. More expensive though.

Salt first, vinegar to wash through.

The joy of a good curry sauce on chips, yum.

There is only one drink to go with chip shop chips.

It must be ice cold.

It must be from a can.

It must be
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No Salt or Vinegar

HP Fruity Sauce for dipping
Very Greasy Chips

5 rounds of Bread/ Butter. Butter has to melt and stain your Tee Shirt.
On no account eat a chip if it is not surrounded by bread

Salt first, then Sarsons to wash through the "stack".

Anything else borders on perversion.

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hungry now, salt then vinegar for what it's worth. mayo yes, ketchup no (what's the difference ketchup/tom sauce) or when in the netherlands that peanut sauce they have.

I tried the salt-first-then-vinegar method tonight and I was instantly sick and had explosive diarrhea, thus my point is proved, vinegar first, salt second!

Salt, then vinegar. Only child abusers and rapists and fixie riders would do it the other way round.

salt
then vinegar
then more salt + black pepper
then dunk into what chippies laughably call "Curry Sauce"

(unless of course inserting into chip butty when lashings of Ketchup need to be applied).

slainte 😀 rob

salt first, then the vinegar.
There's a local chippy/kebab shop that if you just say "chips please" they go "you want pitta and cheese with that?" like it's normal! Then you go "ahh what the hell, go on.." and the mayo and ketchup is a free squeezey, so it can get a bit messy.

Noooooooo! I NEEEEEEEEEEED chips now.

I hadn't realised it was so complicated. I'm glad I don't like vinegar, it's much easier when you only have to decide whether it's salt first then chips, or chips first then salt.

Been said before, but.......

Salt, vinegar, salt - anything else is for losers.

Any bacon based snack has to be adorned with HP.

The end!

you don't dip pork scratchings in Hp ya freak. oh, you'll be saying pork scratchings aren't a "bacon based snack" next won't ya? I've got your number...

Only one person so far has mentioned salt and sauce, the choice of kings. Chippy sauce is exclusively an Edinburgh thing (I believe) and trounces any other condiment choice. I personally dislike brown sauce, but once diluted with vinegar it's a recipe for success.

The only quantity to use is "plenty".

I said bacon, not pig freak boy. Scratchings need no condiment, but would still be good doused in HP.....

Cheesy chips and gravy? the dirty northern basxxxds

Pork Scratchings are a Bacon based Snack are they not? admit that Pork scratchings are a bacon based snack! or retract your unfounded pig freak boy statement.

ohh.. I'm going to bed.....

I didn't call you a pig freak boy, just a freak boy - read it again.

I see you edited your post too - scratchings as exquisite as they may be are pig based, not bacon. Same animal, different delicacy.....

I'll accept freak boy 🙂 I've thought about it, and pork scratchings don't actually contain any muscle fibre, just loads of fat and skin and hair. I would be seriously miffed if I got some bacon that had no muscle fibre in it. So ok, you've won this one. they're genuine pork, as they're not cured prior to roasting! But I still reckon most people would agree that pork scratchings are a "bacon based snack" despite the bloody "facts".

Has anyone mentioned chip spice yet. I've only ever seen it in Hull, but it's in pretty much every chippy there.

mmm scratchins. just had me breakfast and now want scratchins. bloody stw!
the new idave diet could be created from this thread......scratchins, salt, vinegar, satay, mayo, cheesy dips, gravy and chips.
sounds like the fatkins.

I had salt and sauce once when I was in Scotland, it was pretty good I have to admit. I must have put on half a stone in two weeks when I was there, the Scottish diet seems do be deep fried cholestorol washed down with fizzy pop and fags. I had a couple of "munchy boxes" and they were pretty awesome but no wonder everyone dies at 40 🙂

3 pages of chip talk, and no one has said this yet..

Thought the topic title was going to be about something totally different!

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