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Jiffy condoms with their tagline of "Real men come in a Jiffy".


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 8:55 pm
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I've got aching sides, some of those [i]have[/i] to be made up


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 9:34 pm
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What d'you think of 'Nilfisk' as a child's name, Emsz?


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 9:38 pm
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I like it, it's [i]unusual[/i] better than Arsia,


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 9:39 pm
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Turkeys biggest happy brand.....

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Posted : 04/05/2011 9:42 pm
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Posted : 04/05/2011 9:44 pm
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Bog & Sod 🙂

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Posted : 04/05/2011 9:46 pm
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Can you pee cola?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cardhouse/3350544914/

Wonder what these taste like?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27979307@N00/2329806210/


 
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Posted : 04/05/2011 9:49 pm
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mp3 player for BNP / EDL members?

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Posted : 04/05/2011 9:51 pm
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Posted : 04/05/2011 9:52 pm
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From the local Asda. 😀

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Posted : 04/05/2011 9:53 pm
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shower gel in Spain.


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 9:56 pm
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Axe is the European name for Lynx. I remember seeing some imported forever ago (back in Musk, Amber, Spice days) and thinking someone had shamelessly knocked 'em off.


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 9:57 pm
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I know that axe is the European name for lynx but the combination of the brand and the product name is slightly questionable:
Axe - Night Attack


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 10:08 pm
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When I lived in Oz in the early 90s there was a cheese called Coon, rather unfortunate.


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 10:09 pm
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the combination of the brand and the product name is slightly questionable:

Ah - I completely missed that, doh.

To redeem myself, how about some of this for the Cock Soup?

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Posted : 04/05/2011 10:15 pm
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Also, I call foul on the Shit Burger,

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Posted : 04/05/2011 10:17 pm
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Posted : 04/05/2011 11:10 pm
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Not a product but I keep seeing these guys around bristol which makes me chuckle:

http://www.beavermaintenance.co.uk/


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 11:21 pm
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bus company based in the netherlands and also I think belgium


 
Posted : 04/05/2011 11:32 pm
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Segway.


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 12:08 am
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Me in my yoof hanging out in Thailand!

And you gotta love the Happy Time in the shower...
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DrP


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 12:13 am
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I laughed out loud at the "I Beet Blaxx"!!!
Nearly woke the baby!

DrP


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 12:15 am
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[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/jocarda1/5688772842/ ]fufu flour[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/jocarda1/ ]jojoA1[/url], on Flickr

In our house this is the word we use for a lady's front bottom.... presumably Fufu flour is for making fanny batter?... !!! IGMC


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 12:34 am
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Posted : 05/05/2011 4:12 am
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No i think NilFisk is a good name. Sounds good to me. 🙂


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 7:14 am
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It is, isn't it Sarah? It's got a certain ring to it.

I think the OP is very silly to think that Nilfisk is a silly name.

I don't think there's any need for pictures of an apparently naked man sucking a Fanny though. 😐


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 9:55 am
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I recently met someone whose name, when spoken, was basically "Fanny Chewer". She was really cute, too. 🙂


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 9:59 am
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He's not sucking it, he's nibbling on it.


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 9:59 am
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Am I the only person finding that picture of Drp and his fanny nibbling strangely erotic?...


 
Posted : 05/05/2011 10:19 am
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Ya certainly agree with you Elfinsafety, Its just a catchy phrase. No need to think beyond that. 🙂


 
Posted : 06/05/2011 7:51 am
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Any more catch phrases available guys ????


 
Posted : 09/05/2011 6:20 am
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Aldi sell 'Disco Biscuits' and 'Whizz' floor cleaner.


 
Posted : 09/05/2011 8:17 am
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Aldi sell 'Disco Biscuits' and 'Whizz' floor cleaner.


 
Posted : 09/05/2011 8:18 am
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The bog in my flat is called Duravit. Presumably a portmanteau of durable and vital or vitality.

Durable - eh? Who the hell has ever actually worn out a bog? And vitality? Full of life? The last thing I want is for my bog to be full of life.


 
Posted : 09/05/2011 9:14 am
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There used to be an ice cream shop in a small Hungarian town called Salmonella Ice Cream. The sign had been taken down last time I went there.


 
Posted : 09/05/2011 9:52 am
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There's a shop round the corner from me called 'Butt Savouries'


 
Posted : 09/05/2011 12:31 pm
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loll... Nice one Gary . biscuits and floor cleaner 😀


 
Posted : 10/05/2011 6:13 am
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