Very bad flatulence
 

[Closed] Very bad flatulence

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Woke up this morning and have been trumping true vileness. Dear God in heaven I reek.

I have visited my favourite trap but the flatulence has not abated 😯

People are now arriving in work this could get really ugly.


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 6:58 am
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get your defence in early - start blaming others, report a fault with the drains

... and remember to walk around a lot to disperse the evidence


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 6:59 am
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No such thing as bad flatulence


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 7:01 am
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No such thing as bad flatulence

You've obviously never done a 10 hour race surviving on energy gels and bananas.


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 7:07 am
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That is true


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 7:09 am
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energy gels

enemy of the arse gusts


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 7:14 am
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Surely friend of the arse gusts. Just not friend of the passengers on the way home.


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 7:36 am
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Posted : 29/09/2014 7:54 am
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try living with a coeliac in denial.


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 8:06 am
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One who smelt, it dealt it.
One who denied it,supplied it.


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 8:08 am
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I like the way this thread is running alongside one titled "replacement bottom bracket".

Press fit or square taper?


 
Posted : 29/09/2014 8:13 am