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Used to be the phrase everyone knew in most languages.

Is it now being eclipsed by "what's the wi-fi password?"


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 8:21 pm
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Me at 17 3/4 - Two beers please
Bar Man - What beer do you want son ?
Me at 17 3/4 - Bitter beer please

Bar man - you can have a coke, a packet of johnnies or an early bath 😉


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 9:15 pm
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I was drinking in the village pub at 14 !

BTW the Telegragph has some research from US that 1 or 2 beers a day is good for your cholestoral 🙂


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 9:20 pm
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A Roman legionnaire walk into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'five beers please'.


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 9:22 pm
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[quote=trailofdestruction ]A Roman legionnaire walk into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'quinque cerevisias placet'.

Fixed 😉


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 9:32 pm
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I was drinking in the village pub at 14 !

My local had a landlord who could spot an under aged youth to within 12 hours of their 18th birthday, once the 18th year was reached he became your best friend, mentor and bitter supplier of Bitter, he didnt like lager drinkers and non-smokers...............he dropped dead whilst collecting glasses one Sunday dinnertime in 1985.


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 9:38 pm
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the Guy working @ the sawmill walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'five beers please'.

Fixed


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 9:46 pm
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Drank on a local pub for a couple of years with false ID, after my 18th I tossed the ID and within a week was asked my age. No ID, no beer and asked to leave. 🙁


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 9:49 pm
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I was 21 before beer passed my lips.

Uni lager swill is quite gross come to think about it.


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 10:51 pm
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trailofdestruction » A Roman legionnaire walk into a bar, holds up two fingers and says 'quinque cerevisias placet'.

Fixed

Witty quote of the year?


 
Posted : 13/11/2016 11:10 pm