Remember the long running [url= http://singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/think-of-a-film-remove-one-letter-from-the-title-describe-the-film ]film title thread [/url]- remove one letter from the title.
Well lets try another: TV shows - change one letter in the title and pitch it to the network. To start you off:
"Extreme Fisting with Robson Green"
Bland Designs
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I know its two but I like it!
Grans Designs
A program about an octogenarian's doodles
Cooking show for Freegans: The Bin Breakfast
Jamie's Minute Meals. Culinary delights for the tiny or vertically challenged.
Lay School with Floella Benjamin. Oh yeah.
Daily primetime magazine show about mining:
The Ore Show.
Consumer reviews of church furniture:
6 o'clock Pews
@Harry - I was trying to come up with something from Count Duckula - any ideas? 😉
Dare I remove a vowel from Countdown?
Yes. I'll be back after my ban.
The Ore Show
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A show about only buying one brand of compute : Dell or No Deal
or one about Vulcan spies : Spocks
A show about digital watch tunes (remember them!)
Chimewatch
Inspector Gorse.
John Thaw and Kevin Wheatly explore the granite wilds of the south west, checking for consistent and law-abiding hedge growth.
THE FAIRY BIKERS ,chase me
Kids fashion show:
Tot Gear
A bra review show for fatties:
The Thick of Tit
Grand Resigns.
March of the Day,
Match of the Gay,
BBC Neds
Man V Ford.
Top Rear.
Kylie and Fiona Bruce talk about their bum.
The Newts at Ten - An everyday story of life in the pond.
Ecclesiastical hats and hairstyles
Top of the Pope
A show about weaving : Changing Looms
Follow the daily tribulations of a tightly nit community of Ewoks in East Endors
Gladiator style fighting competition for ursine mammals
Top Bear
Bollyoaks
Dimbleby trapped in a glass box : Question Mime
A group of nerdy friends get monumentally stoned whilst researching their ideas about marijuana, with hilarious consequences:
Big Bong Theory
Who wants to be a zillionaire?
Laugh along with the daily lives of hip young New York Monsters in Fiends.
Contestants try to win a new pet : The Million Hound Drop
Laugh along with the daily lives of ferns in our new comedy series Fronds
Nappy Days - The Fonz hits parenthood.
Quiz teams compete against a resident team of incredibly arrogant quiz experts in Egoheads
Magnum Q.I.
like ordinary Q.I. but Stephen Fry has a gun and asks people whether he fired 5 bullets or 6.
A not very well-spoken girl tells her boyfriend that she's pregnant in a frankly worded new drama - Dave, I Got News for You.
Mountdown - a post watershed version.
MR ZEN 30 mins of silent meditation,wears a different outfit every episode
Show exploring charming, interesting but little known pieces of grilled bread:
Toast
Clockbusters.
Minger - an ugly girl looks after a minor criminal
LOOSE WOMAN,dont make her laugh
Fashion show for people into 50s style dance:
Hop Gear
Jim'll Fax It?
London's Gurning.
Hugh's Fist Fight
Grimewatch- Crime involving theft of household cleaning products
Dullas- Like Dallas but set in Croydon
Tinder- Arthur and Terry set fire to stuff
Timpsons- Bart opens a key cutting shop
American shopper- a bunch of Yanks visit Walmart
Antiques Toadshow- So called experts try to catch and value cranky old frogs
BIG BUNG THEORY,political magazine show
World Of Spork
A thrilling afternoon with the latest action from the world of single handed multifunction cutlery
Newslight
Channel 5's new current affairs programme
Latex with Jools Holland...........
Z factor.
The vulture show
A programme about some big birds
In the right garden - a show about stalking.
Claymation adventures with bed linen - Shaun the sheet
Strictly come lancing- Horse mounted Salsa whilst trying to stab each other whilst also high on EPO
Dancing on Ike
Hilarious sit-com based in a sarf London parish - Father Tel
For girls who have everything:
The Big Bag Theory
Boywatch
Tena, Warrior Princess
Mock the Welk.
Ned Dwarf.
Drama series about a lame, cantankerous donkey - Horse
A new TV show where culinary professionals cook huge amounts of food for only two people - "WasterChef"
A new TV show where culinary professionals try to cook dishes in record times - "FasterChef"
Can someone think which letter to remove from Downton Abbey to make it read "brain scrambling tedium that makes me want to chew my remaining good ankle off"
Just realised you may need to add some letters. Too
How to look good baked - Gok Wan's adventures in cannibalism.
For fans of day time TV.
Crap in the Attic.
Antiques under the Hammer.
The Hurse Hunters.
Can't Cook, Don't Cook.
A guide to takeaway food
Paedophile hunted down and murdered by his victims.
Beastenders
Grand Resigns
Handing in your notice in a monumental way.
The Baked Chef
Fat tongued mockney falls into his own authentic pizza oven.
Location, Location, Vocation
Kirsty and Phil's challenge to find a suitable property. The client is highly specific, 2/3 of the choice will be based on the area, but a third will be based on being near to a highly fulfilling but not necessarily well paid job.
The Chair with Gareth Malone
Ideally one you can plug in.
New reality style show where people have ballroom competitions in their living rooms:
Strictly Home Dancing
Keep up to date with all the latest plumbing equippment with this week's Tap Gear.
Am I the only one still doing this?
Superfanny
The adventures of a caped vagina from Krypton.
Banorama - a weekly show about naughty STWers.
Program about furtive masturbation:
Bash in the attic.
Don't Sell The Bride
Grooms are offered cash and goods in a last minute pre-wedding ultimatum.
Mime team
Program featuring a group of archaeologists trapped in an invisible box.
Thunderbards
Shakespearean thespians save the public from perilous situations engineered by shading looking foreigners
Bollyoaks
I could probably pitch that one.

