Grimewatch- Crime involving theft of household cleaning products
Dullas- Like Dallas but set in Croydon
Tinder- Arthur and Terry set fire to stuff
Timpsons- Bart opens a key cutting shop
American shopper- a bunch of Yanks visit Walmart
Antiques Toadshow- So called experts try to catch and value cranky old frogs
BIG BUNG THEORY,political magazine show
World Of Spork
A thrilling afternoon with the latest action from the world of single handed multifunction cutlery
Newslight
Channel 5's new current affairs programme
Latex with Jools Holland...........
Z factor.
The vulture show
A programme about some big birds
In the right garden - a show about stalking.
Claymation adventures with bed linen - Shaun the sheet
Strictly come lancing- Horse mounted Salsa whilst trying to stab each other whilst also high on EPO
Dancing on Ike
Hilarious sit-com based in a sarf London parish - Father Tel
For girls who have everything:
The Big Bag Theory
Boywatch
Tena, Warrior Princess
Mock the Welk.
Ned Dwarf.
Drama series about a lame, cantankerous donkey - Horse
A new TV show where culinary professionals cook huge amounts of food for only two people - "WasterChef"
A new TV show where culinary professionals try to cook dishes in record times - "FasterChef"
Can someone think which letter to remove from Downton Abbey to make it read "brain scrambling tedium that makes me want to chew my remaining good ankle off"
Just realised you may need to add some letters. Too
How to look good baked - Gok Wan's adventures in cannibalism.
For fans of day time TV.
Crap in the Attic.
Antiques under the Hammer.
The Hurse Hunters.
Can't Cook, Don't Cook.
A guide to takeaway food
Paedophile hunted down and murdered by his victims.
Beastenders
Grand Resigns
Handing in your notice in a monumental way.
The Baked Chef
Fat tongued mockney falls into his own authentic pizza oven.
Location, Location, Vocation
Kirsty and Phil's challenge to find a suitable property. The client is highly specific, 2/3 of the choice will be based on the area, but a third will be based on being near to a highly fulfilling but not necessarily well paid job.
The Chair with Gareth Malone
Ideally one you can plug in.
New reality style show where people have ballroom competitions in their living rooms:
Strictly Home Dancing
Keep up to date with all the latest plumbing equippment with this week's Tap Gear.
Am I the only one still doing this?
Superfanny
The adventures of a caped vagina from Krypton.
Banorama - a weekly show about naughty STWers.
Program about furtive masturbation:
Bash in the attic.
Don't Sell The Bride
Grooms are offered cash and goods in a last minute pre-wedding ultimatum.
Mime team
Program featuring a group of archaeologists trapped in an invisible box.
Thunderbards
Shakespearean thespians save the public from perilous situations engineered by shading looking foreigners
Bollyoaks
I could probably pitch that one.
Tim'll Fix it!
The show where dreams can come true.
The Nine O'Clock Mews - time sensitive town houses
Poorot - the mystery of Belgian composting toilets
Scooby Di - Princess in a chavmobile
Sox & The City - rise of the Sock Shop
Holmes under the hammer - Sherlock investigates the strange case of the missing auctioneer.
Hoes under the hammer - Rap artists get into a bidding war for the services of a high price call girl.
Visits to unsightly marinas : Ugly Jetty
A Corvid with a computer
The IT Crow
For WCA
Down on Abbey post watershed fun!
Homes Under the Hummer, a show following the exploits of US troops in 3rd world countries.
The Bog Bang Theory, in which a pair of geeks have hilarious toilet troubles.
Charlie's Angles, adventures in trigonometry.
Desperate Horsewives, reality show following ladies looking for equine companions.
Chundercats, following a crime fighting gang of felines with digestive problems.
The Timpsons, a family that fix watches and stuff.
The Crystal Male, in which Richard O'Brien comes out.
Spoons, undercover cutlery action show.
The Only Why is Essex, in which people avoid the south east of england.
Newt Night
A Patrick Moore / Ken Livingston mashup
Glue, happy go lucky dance production fails to get off the ground.
March of the Day, military themed discussion programme.
3rd Rook from the Sun, comedy about some out-of-place birds.
Hull's Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey goes downmarket.
Miami Vise, a woodworking show made in america.
Only foals and horses - Equine sitcom based in Peckham
