A freshly washed & waxed car, simply drives better.
True, true ... it's smoother with none of the air flow dragging. Fact!
Similiarly, bikes ride better when they're covered in mud and scratches.
A freshly washed & waxed car, simply drives better.
Maybe but it attracts bird poo at an intangible rate
wine tastes better if you think you might have pedalled past the vineyard once
everything is bullshit
Chips taste better when eaten using your fingers instead of a fork.
Baked potato taste nicer if you cook it by burying it in the BBQ pit dug in the ground. Fact!
Chips taste better when eaten using your fingers instead of a fork.
chip taste better if they're someone else's
chip taste better if they're someone else's
..and apples from a tree.
God is real
A really expensive bike(s) will make you a riding god.
New shoes make the wearer feel instantly faster and surprisingly taller
Food tastes better to the power of Omfghhhhmmm! following the enjoyment of a relaxing cigarette of certain qualities.
red is faster
Gravity has a bigger effect upon butter as it can flip a sheet of bread or toast so it lands butter side down.
Gravity also affects cats feet in the same way.
A beer tastes 100x better if it follows a period of physical activity.
Any hill climbed is at least double the distance of the decent, even when returning the same way.
Jeremy Clarkson lurks on singletrack to stoke his ego
Farage has a poster on his EU office wall saying "Milking the ******s for every last euro"
Ed Millibands 1000 yard stare is due to the fact he can see a pair of knockers from 1000 yards and likes to perv
David Cameron wanted to be a miner when he grew up
There's always room for ice cream.
Broken biscuits have no calories.
The world isn't flat. ......
Scrumpy tastes better when poured from a flagon.
Other peoples chips taste nicer.
People are ****s.
29ers are faster.
Sandwich - Member
Broken biscuits have no calorie
Similarly, pies cut up into small pieces and eaten have less calories than the same pies eaten whole.
It's always quicker on the way back.
Re the original post - the car in which I learned to drive, I swear it was smoother and quieter when the fuel tank was full.
1 offroad mile = 2 road miles
drugs are bad mmkay
New second hand bikes are faster than old first hand bikes
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Articles in the newspaper seem more interesting when the person next to you is holding the paper than when you are holding it. Same goes for telly programs when you don't have the remote.
Mrs Tenfoot is always right
Squash drank from a mug tastes disgusting.
Squash drank from a thin rimmed glass is 'teh lovelys'.
It can be the same squash.
DrP
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OMG - somebody has twisted the wires on the bottom conductor - don't they know that completely dulls the high notes?
voting in an election makes a diference
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Chips taste better when eaten using your fingers instead of a fork.
Chips taste better when eaten using your fingers whilst sat on a toolbox mid-DIY.
aracer - Member
Mr Woppit »
OMG - somebody has twisted the wires on the bottom conductor - don't they know that completely dulls the high notes?
Appalling, isn't it? I'm thinking of writing a strongly-worded letter to The Daily Mail about it...
I am always wrong.
chip taste better if they're someone else's
Beaten to it 😆
My expensive club kit makes me ride faster than my cheap Aldi kit
Hours are longer when you're at work than they are when you're not at work.
brakes - Member
everything is bullshit
Everything is awesome!
My wife never fakes errr well, you know.
If you walk to the sandwich shop, the roast pork sandwich with all the trimmings that you buy has zero calories.
Chips taste better when eaten using your fingers instead of a fork.
Chips taste better when eaten using your fingers instead of a fork, sat on the harbour wall at West Bay / Weymouth / Swanage / <any other costal location>.
[i]drugs are bad mmkay[/i]
That is true, but pop onto G wing at our place & you'll see the facts for yourself.
My hours lunch break at work is shorter than any other hour.
Pets always love you most when they are wet and/or muddy (or have rolled in something disgusting).
G wing
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