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Something this dull wouldn't normally warrant it's own thread, but as last year's was one of the best stand up comedy shows of 2017....
As per annual tradition Borris launched a leadership bid, undermining the PM on his personal blog, aka the Telegraph, so far so normal...
Well, every attendee; MP, SPAD, member & journo has had their contact details available to all for over a week, because they didn't set up the app they bought in properly..
This is gonna be fun .... Are they all about to be mega spammed<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">?</span>
<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">It's only a maximum €20,000,000 fine, from the EU 😂. </span>
<p dir="ltr"> https://gdpr-info.eu/issues/fines-penalties/</p>
It’s only a maximum €20,000,000 fine, from the EU
Is this a plot to bankrupt the tories and end brexit? Ok, they have very wealthy investors behind them, but how many of them would want to give the money for a fine knowing the EU is behind it!
Its effing hilarious. and apparently these twerps want to manage our borders using it solutions?
Probably the Russkies again - a bit of undermining and wobbling early doors.
If it the Russkies I couldn’t care less, it makes the Nasty Party look even more blundering and incompetent so bravo!
<span style="font-size: 0.8rem;">A ****ing Tory app!</span>
That's funny enough in itself.
It seems Momentum use the same app; it's apparently a default setting you just need to change, but they didn't bother.
https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/1046061693799944193
Tory MPs must be distraught, not only do they look a new level of incompetent, but Michael Gove now has all their phone numbers 😱
'Borris Johnsons profile picture was immediately replaced with hard core pornigraphy'
https://twitter.com/danbloom1/status/1046035949485019136?s=19
TBF,might have just been his tinder profile pic
Awesome.
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So....
Turns out the Tories use an app for their campaigners that gives points for retweeting stuff
But seems that is in breach of GDPR laws & is harvesting all the users data & sending it off to some hardcore right wingers in the states
https://twitter.com/PrivacyMatters/status/1046072602844966912?s=19
@kimbers I think you will find laws are for the poor people....
It is certainly not why they want out of the EU at all
& the conference centre itself, paid for by.....
https://twitter.com/iamths1973/status/1046138088622297088?s=19
Is there a way to tell if your mp is attending?
Is there a way to tell if your mp is attending?
They should all be there, but just get hold of their number from the app and call them, maybe just put on an accent and say you are their "Room Service" and ask what their alternate preference is if their preferred hooker is busy
Do you think May actually knows what Twitter or Friendface is?
Is it something to do with this new-fangled interweb thing?
Attendance is optional. In current circumstances non-attendance would be v sensible.
The whole Tory conference is going to be about Boris doing what he does - being a *!
this is probably the most critical point in this coutry since the Second World War, But * that, let’s make everything about ME, ME, ME!!!! Because that’s whats important right now, right?
i’d quite Happily lock him in a cupboard for the rest of his life
i’d quite Happily lock him in a cupboard for the rest of his life
Being a tory he'd prob quite enjoy that, you'd have to include a suckling piglet, an orange, box of hamsters (siberian dwarf) and a wet nurse to really make him feel at home though. Or you could just take the ****t outside and beat his ****ing eyeballs from his skull with an old 7 iron.
I’d more than happily do that too. I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?
I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?
He tells them exactly hat they want to hear
HaHa! It's a political party conference, what did you expect? Sense?
Theyr'e all a bunch of incompetent bumwipes,
I don't know what I dislike the most, children or MP's.
I miss the old days
Or you could just take the ****t outside and beat his **** eyeballs from his skull with an old 7 iron.
Mashy niblick, surely?
I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?
He tells them exactly hat they want to hear
After theyve changed thier their hearing aid batteries, obvz.
🙂
There must be at least two under 45's in there...
There must be at least two under 45’s in there…
The age age of their body’s, or their views?
I just can’t comprehend how some gullible morons can’t see him for exactly what he is?
Probably got got something to do with them being morons. And gullible. I should think...
Having just listened to Boris give his speech to the unhinged clapping acolytes that believe he is the new messiah i felt a pang of guilt and horror as i found myself exclaiming "where's the ****ing IRA when you need them" , then i thought......."nah, ****-em....they all deserve it"
x-post with the EU thread, but that was the speech of the next PM. Just like we all knew deep down that Trump would be elected, so the same is true of Johnson. Bring on the chaos 🙂
A leadership shot will be bloody and ugly, his chances of holing a divided party together are slim so it could finish them off for a while, tory remainers will have no love for him and probably no desire to be seen as part of his cabinet.
Open revolt time
A leadership shot will be bloody and ugly, his chances of holing a divided party together are slim so it could finish them off for a while
We can hope.
Indeed, let him go for it.
IMO you’ll hear the crash plummet reverberations echo from Argentina (where he belongs IMO)
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After their fame on ITV news they are off to check the best before dates on their condoms, hoping to follow Borris into something
Ouch, just as May heads to podium ....
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsPolitics/status/1047426275349024768?s=19
Anyone listening to this tripe? I don't know how she has the barefaced cheek to spout some of it!
Talking about Savid's dad's opportunity to come here. Which they're taking away.
Worst use of Abba ever.
Apparently, the British Judiciary system is ‘incorruptible’. Who knew? 😂