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Richard Littlejohn should hit[s]s the[/s] a nail [s]on[/s] into [s]the[/s] his head.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:17 am
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Richard Littlejohn hits the nail on the head.

Aftr reading it, I don't agree.

James May is equally as right wing as JC, have a read of his Telegraph columns.
No one dislikes him.

No one dislikes Clarkson because he's right wing.
Perhaps they dislike him because he's a tasteless, thoughtless, arrogant, egotistical bore?


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:17 am
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So our prime minister thinks it's ok to come out in defence of a boorish racist who assaulted someone because they didn't get their dinner when they wanted it.

Well our Dave has never been shy of a bit of populist opportunism.

But then they are besties so he would stick up for him


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:18 am
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James May is equally as right wing as JC, have a read of his Telegraph columns.
No one dislikes him.

No one dislikes Clarkson because he's right wing.
Perhaps they dislike him because he's a taseteless, thoughtless, arrogant, egotistical bore?

I imagine that May at least makes a passing effort in meetings to disguise his distaste for BBC management, whereas Clarkson feels no such obligation.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:20 am
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Cars are prehistoric.
Mine certainly is. Hasn't even got an aux in on the stereo.

Mines got a tape player FFS.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:22 am
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I imagine that May at least makes a passing effort in meetings to disguise his distaste for BBC management, whereas Clarkson feels no such obligation.

Yes. No. So that's all good, then.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:23 am
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Rusty Spanner nails it - I dont mind James May either, quite like him in fact.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:31 am
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Interesting, if you look at BARB figures, top gear is not only BBC2's biggest programme by a long chalk, but bigger than anything ITV have except coronation street!


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:33 am
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Depending how Cohen handles this it could sink him. Interesting to watch what happens next.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:35 am
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Interesting, if you look at BARB figures, top gear is not only BBC2's biggest programme by a long chalk, but bigger than anything ITV have except coronation street!

50 million Germans can't be wrong.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:35 am
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Just seen a picture that's convinced me Grayson Perry is the right person for the job;

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Posted : 12/03/2015 10:35 am
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So our prime minister thinks it's ok to come out in defence of a boorish racist who assaulted someone because they didn't get their dinner when they wanted it.

"I don't know exactly what happened. He is a constituent of mine, he is a friend of mine, he is a huge talent. I see that he said he regrets some of what happened. All I would say, because he is a talent and he does amuse and entertain so many people, including my children who'll be heartbroken if Top Gear is taken off air, I hope this can be sorted out because it is a great programme and he is a great talent."

he said defending the boorish buffoon censored for racism who has just punched his boss.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:36 am
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Stewart Lee 'why I hate Top Gear' <---- what he said. Actually made me spit coffee, so there is that.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:39 am
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Yup Malvern that joke has been done too. Top Gear haters are very repetitive.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:42 am
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Top Gear haters are very repetitive.

They ran out of fresh ideas after about series five.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:42 am
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They ran out of fresh ideas after about series five.

They use to make jokes about cars but now the just do hamster jokes.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:43 am
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whilst the lovers are so original[ just like the show]


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:44 am
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whilst the lovers are so original[ just like the show]

This is like some sort of race. Will it be a close finish I wonder?


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:46 am
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Top Gear haters are very repetitive.

Hmmm. It's like when you take issue with intolerant people, and their best comeback is to call you intolerant for not tolerating their intolerance. Me - not a 'hater', more of a yawner on that one - but I did find this funny, and one of the things I like about that sketch is the accuracy re the TG 'formula'.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:52 am
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I'd like to see JC replaced by Guy Martin 8)


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:53 am
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I'd like to see JC replaced by Guy Martin

Perfect if you want to see TG destroyed.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:56 am
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I can't quite figure out why they keep referring to TG as a 'factual' programme !!? It's light entertainment sherly.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:57 am
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So did we actually get any real info yet or are we still at the stage where people who like top gear think that punching someone is okay and people who hate it think it should be pulled off air and Clarkson fired without much evidence?

FWIW if there was an allegation that someone at work had punched someone else, the puncher would be suspended while we got to the bottom of things. So far the only fact we know seems to indicate that the BBC are acting responsibly from an HR point of view but that's not to say pulling the whole show makes sense.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:58 am
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Of all the most offended by JC I'm surprised it's not Motorcycle News leading the charge, after all they are currently fighting Israel for the (feel) most persecuted of the decade trophy and JC doesn't really bother say much nice about the leather weirdos.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 10:59 am
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I can't quite figure out why they keep referring to TG as a 'factual' programme !!? It's light entertainment sherly.

It used to be factual. In the last 5years its become increasingly slapstick.

As they said themselves - shades of Last of the Summer wine.

Loved watching Plato talk about the balance of a car, how it behaved etc as he was driving it quickly.

Thats factual. Sadly Fifth Gear suffered from C5'ism.


 
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Posted : 12/03/2015 11:06 am
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So our prime minister thinks it's ok to come out in defence of a boorish racist who assaulted someone because they didn't get their dinner when they wanted it.

As opposed to our former prime minister who used to throw mobile phones at people when he was having a tizzy?


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:07 am
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Loved watching Plato talk about the balance of a car, how it behaved etc as he was driving it quickly.

Yaaaaaawn!
It's just not popular. If it was, fifth gear would be the show being sold worldwide.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:07 am
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Thats its downfall. When they had the two blokes sat in a studio on a comfy settee chatting it was cringeworthy.

For a car show to become massive it needs viewing audience which equals making a show more than just cars, broaden its appeal.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:10 am
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Loved watching Plato talk about the balance of a car, how it behaved etc as he was driving it quickly.

5th Gear and Top Gear cannot be compared, they are two very different programmes. I have no idea why the discussion keeps coming back around to this.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:11 am
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Yaaaaaawn!
It's just not popular. If it was, fifth gear would be the show being sold worldwide.

Yes, popularity is always a good indication of quality. Especially in the arts.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:13 am
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For a car show to become massive it needs viewing audience which equals making a show more than just cars, broaden its appeal.

Precisely, and what do you think the beeb would prefer; a staid car show only tolerable by hardcore car enthusiasts or ££££££££££££££££££?
Yes, popularity is always a good indication of quality.

Yeah because fifth gear was amazing quality. Hang on....

You don't see threads on canadian MTB forums discussing how to get aroung the inetnets region lock so that they can watch quentin, do you.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:13 am
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Yup Malvern that joke has been done too.

Then I missed it, apologies. But I thought about what you said - and suggest that in order to be judged as 'repetitive' on any kind of objective scale (if TG fans may be called upon to be truly objective) then surely the same joke would have to be aired on prime time national television. At least weekly. For decades. With not one guy telling it but three, or four at once, laughing at the same old forced joke amongst themselves. Together. Forever. The End?

Fast comeback.

Oh it sometimes takes me an hour to remember that I mistakenly put my mug of coffee in the fridge 😛


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:16 am
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Fast comeback.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:17 am
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Yes, popularity is always a good indication of quality.

It is. Youtube for the win on that scoring system. Quite convinced that only censorship prevents videos with arses and cups or machetes or men raping kangaroos getting top billing every day all of the time. S****ing at gypsies, homosexuals other races and the homeless is the softest of soft porn. This is the BBC after all, they have a lot of catching up to do. Softly softly, catchee ratings.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:20 am
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You don't see threads on canadian MTB forums discussing how to get aroung the inetnets region lock so that they can watch quentin, do you.

No you don't. Because it's shown on the Discovery channel over there.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:25 am
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No you don't. Because it's shown on the Discovery channel over there.

Oh. I expect you could tell by all of the threads about FG on the forums 🙂


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:26 am
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Anyone else see CH4 news?
I didn't, I'm afraid, but I do so hope they covered some actual news.

The BBC are aiming to generate every single bit of news themselves. That's how important they think they are to the world.

At some point the whole 30 minutes will be filled by: BBC presenter punches someone; old BBC presenter prosecuted for something nasty involving sex and/or money; an update on which pervy BBC presenters from the 70s are being prosecuted this week; Cameron not agreeing to do a BBC debate; BBC office moving to a different city; BBC making (or not) a profit; weather; the BBC news in your area which exactly mirrors the preceding 'news'.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:52 am
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So - the BBC seems to generate a lot of news, then eh? Things that are happening, you mean...


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 11:56 am
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wopples, I believe he means "things that are trivial and (should be) parochial"


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 12:05 pm
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There was cannibalism!

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Posted : 12/03/2015 12:48 pm
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Granted its yahoo.

https://uk.tv.yahoo.com/jeremy-clarkson-says-he-expects-to-be-sacked--very-soon--%E2%80%93-daily-tv-round-up-101523982.html

According to Channel 4, Clarkson had kept a helicopter and its crew waiting for three hours while he sat in a pub.

The helicopter was set to take them to their next location, arriving back at the hotel for 8pm.

But kitchen staff at the hotel cancelled the planned dinner service, because the TV crew were then two hours late in returning.

Clarkson is a ****.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 1:03 pm
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The BBC are aiming to generate every single bit of news themselves. That's how important they think they are to the world.

Many a true word...

(Thinks) That Hopkins thing must be short on oxygen/livid about now. The spotlight is most definitely favouring a redder, greyer complexion in these times.

JC and her should join forces - imagine her leathered womb and his nicotine-riddled monkey's bunk might then sire an army of small, winged, s****ing fauxvinistic petrol-drinking Jim Davidson clones - thereby saving light entertainment once and for all from the humourless commies, Johnny Foreigner and The Gay.

Imagine the apoplexy from the PC crowd. I predict a short bawling meltdown on social media before they all drive their (French) cars off cliffs in droves. England will not be cowed into submission!


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 1:21 pm
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So hang on. What they're now suggesting is that Clarkson made himself late for dinner then complained about it? If that's true, that's spectacularly ****ty, even for him.


 
Posted : 12/03/2015 1:26 pm
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May said he was shitfaced so is it alcohol related?


 
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